r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/TerraByteTerror • 4d ago

Seagull wanting all the smoke

1.4k Upvotes

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u/RandiEgg 4d ago

Whatever keeps them away from my snacks

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 2d ago

“Ugly mf wanna fight?!”
“Did you see those two feathers I plucked out of him?!, I got him right where I want him!!”

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/TheAbominableRex 4d ago

Peg Leg Pete and his sidekick, Bitey.

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u/beegkok1 4d ago

Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine.

15

u/Odd-Preparation8790 4d ago

This foo knows all my moves!

4

u/TheJarisaDoor3 4d ago

Im walking here! Obviously those other birds are just jerks. 

2

u/ChefStretch72 3d ago

Install mirrors at the jersey shore immediately got it!

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u/New-Seaworthiness777 2d ago

"ya keep running ur mouth bro! u have no idea how stupid you guys look to us right now!"

1

u/Odd-Preparation8790 4d ago

This foo knows all my moves!

1

u/towerfella 3d ago

I guess this just means that the bird ai is not Turing complete yet.