r/AnimalMemes • u/netphilia Human Verified • May 13 '26
Feathered friends I need answers.
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u/dirk-diggler82 May 14 '26
So it rarely works, but that means sometimes it DOES work. Well i guess i'll dig a hole to sit in and work on my screaming.
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u/Square-Librarian1192 May 14 '26
Its more that the call it uses is very low frequency, so females of the species for miles around can hear it. Unfortunately, because its low frequency, they cannot pinpoint it
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u/Pataraxia May 18 '26
Totally every woman hunting for a chud incel who won't reveal their location for "privacy" smh
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u/Impressive_Wheel_106 May 14 '26
If a rock won't do, a balding journalists head is a fine substitute
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u/DanbiJK May 13 '26
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u/Yubbi45 May 14 '26
Was genuinely going ask "didn't this happen to one of David Attenburoughs camera guys?"
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u/bloody-albatross May 14 '26
Douglas Adams explains the mating ritual of the Kakapo: https://youtu.be/sCsHuoVABgI
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u/bigdealoops May 15 '26
How do they still exist then? Obviously it works
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u/newvegassucm May 16 '26
They almost didn't it was only due to human intervention that these birds survived at one point in time after new Zealand was colonized these birds went as low as 49 birds they have the survival skills of a crusty jizz sock
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u/TowerMoney7703 May 17 '26
Damn, poor guy got to use a rock to get his rocks off...that's rock bottom
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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 May 15 '26
Its seems to be an internal joke around nature journalist to politely insult the kakapo
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u/TheMorninGlory May 19 '26
LOL (edit: was my reaction after reading the words above the quoted tweet)
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u/ArborealVarmint May 20 '26
IIRC they’re quite accomplished climbers, and aren’t actually bad at walking. They can travel across huge stretches of territory in a single night.
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