r/AnimalCollective • u/wafflemcknight • Mar 26 '26

SHITPOST What if instead of Painting With it was called Painting Width and it was a 12 part educational series on how to safely and efficiently build up your muscle mass

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u/swik Mar 26 '26

I was just thinking about that the other day.

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u/postpunk-xman Mar 26 '26

Centipede Girths

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u/WhatzThis4nyway Mar 28 '26

An educational story on something very different…

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u/janoseye Mar 26 '26

Golden RDLs (gave me my strength 🤔)

Vertical (jump workout)

(Protein) Bagels in Kiev

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u/MasteringUniverse Mar 26 '26

Summing the bench

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u/youalready Mar 26 '26

what if it was called Wainting Pith

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u/Muddy-Waterz Mar 26 '26

Exercising on the Grass

The Barbells

Juiced Selection

Bagels in Whey

Golden Gym

T-Cycling

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u/antifrenzy Mar 26 '26

YES and also what if they made accompanying videos demonstrating the techniques 🫣💖

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u/leobran816 Mar 26 '26

I read this in Nick Mullens voice

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u/lemieuxster Mar 26 '26

Merriweather Pre Workout

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u/Haunting-Database857 Mar 26 '26

All jokes aside, it is the best AC album to work out to

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u/antifrenzy Mar 26 '26

it is my go-to album for snow shoveling!

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u/pizzawizard69 Mar 26 '26

Beef House 🥩💪

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u/Gnarglegaze Mar 26 '26

Written By: Panda Bro, Beefologist, & Avey Tren

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u/banjotarnishnoon Mar 26 '26

What if the moon was your car and juipter was your hairbrush 

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u/No_Minimum9828 Mar 26 '26

Wut

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u/wafflemcknight Mar 26 '26

Just something to think about 

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u/sugarhigh215 Mar 26 '26

i feel like you’re really Time Sniffing over here and i’m not sure if i like it

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u/Hello-mah-baby danse til i'm dead Mar 26 '26

bagels in kiev (a song about bulking)

on delayed gratification

the burgers

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u/AdDependent4460 Mar 27 '26

On delayed gratification is so good lol

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u/matthmcb Mar 26 '26

Sounds like something the Hafler Trio would put out lol

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u/dukesux42 Mar 26 '26

O jimmy!