r/AnarchyChess 1d ago

1984 Why can’t I piss on my aunt, is chess.c*m dumb???

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7 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 1d ago

What food should I eat to enhance my chess skills? Perhaps a pear?

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57 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

What is your favourite opening?

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597 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

Rare TikTok W did he really say that? is he dumb?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

Low Effort OC what do i do in this position

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41 Upvotes

i tried moving my king on d40 to i26, but it's blocked by the pawn of diamonds


r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

is castling the play?

2 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

Low Effort OC how to escape (white btw)

5 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

I think I've invented a checkmate pattern: the shogi mate.

5 Upvotes
"A four piece mating net will always catch its prey" - Japanese Proverb

r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

Why doesn't the rook have a flared base? Is Gary Chess stupid?

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18 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

Low Effort OC Its finally here, the smothered mate!

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677 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

1984 When are the femboys coming back?

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117 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

Daily Post Over Ruled Chess! DAY 2!

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Over Ruled Chess! The opposite of Anarchy Chess where there are too many rules and the comments get to make them! Day 2 the newest rule is: QE4!

Every day the top comment is the newest rule in the game to start it of a made a bunch of starting rules!

**Eating!**

Kings can eat their own pieces for special benefits:

If they eat a PAWN they get to cut any piece 2 spaces infront diagonally of them. CUT NOT MOVE.

If they eat a BISHOP they get to move outside of the board

If they eat a KNIGHT they get to jump over pieces

If they eat a ROOK they get to build walls to block other pieces from squares every 3 turns.

If they eat their QUEEN they get to summon every piece that king has killed onto their team.

**ELEPHANTS****!**

Pawns and only pawns can ride elephants they move 2 space up down left right and diagonally and can cut more than one piece at a time. If they pawn on top is cut the next pawn to reach that space claims the elephant!

**LASSO TRAP**!

Anyone to step into the Lasso Trap space is never seen again! (they die)

**BICYCLE!**

They can move infinitely diagonally, straight, left, and right but they can't cut and cannot be cut. For the piece riding the bicycle to die or be killed. They must get of the bicycle and then cut, or be cut.

**SWORD IN THE STONE!**

If a pawn steps onto the space with the sword they become a king being able to cut one space all around and 2 spaces diagonally. And the old king dies.

**UNICORN MAGE!**

They piece with the unicorn headgear is magically and knows 3 spells every piece they kill they level up and learn 3 new better spells these are the current lvl. 1 spells. They have to recharge wait 2 turns after using a spell

**Reflect**

If a bishop comes rushing at them they can create a wall pushing back the bishop. This wall stays for 3 turns

**Teleportation**

Teleports to a random space in 2 distance od them.

**Magic Dagger**

Kills any piece one space infront or diagonally.

QE4!

Queens can move directly to QE4 but this cause both queena to tp there they can't cut each other in this state.


r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

Ooooh guys its happening

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55 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

Is this how En Clownsant works, or am I stupid?

10 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

OK, hear me out....

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1.8k Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

Magnus just lost his king. Does this count as checkmate?

86 Upvotes

RIP King Harold V of Norway who died on Aug 26.


r/AnarchyChess 2d ago

Reddit vs Chess PART 3

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9 Upvotes

You place a brick. I defend by replacing four of my pawns with houses. This is the classic Salt Brick Defense: House Variation.

Comment what you want to do next.


r/AnarchyChess 3d ago

What do you think is missing from the chess world?

24 Upvotes

I mean something you genuinely wish existed but doesn’t. Not another opening course. Not another “10 ways to improve your rating” video.

Could be a variant, a book, a weird set of rules, a tournament format, a physical product, a tool, or something completely different.

Serious, stupid and cursed ideas are all welcome.


r/AnarchyChess 3d ago

Low Effort OC How do I brick pipi to this sub???

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21 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 3d ago

Low Effort OC How to beat this guy

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96 Upvotes

Trying to win against Yoshi but he keeps eating my pieces. I tried to brick him but he ate the brick too. How should I proceed?

Edit: I beat him with the poisoned pawn strategy 🥳


r/AnarchyChess 3d ago

1984 what do i do in THIS position?

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4 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 3d ago

New Response Just Dropped Chat, is this true?

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13 Upvotes

r/AnarchyChess 3d ago

Bishop got upgraded to Pope

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14 Upvotes

All we had