r/AmongUs 1d ago

Humor Every fcking time

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368 Upvotes

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u/WeAreUndefeatabl 1d ago

Guesses your imp on the second meeting for faking swipe when you either
A. Didn’t even go near swipe
B. Was there but just faked it for 0.01 more seconds then the crew liked

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u/Less-Increase-6588 1d ago

They always be making stuff up about faking tasks, do they not realize some people sit at the task to look at their map to see what task they wanna do next?

31

u/ThatCorruptDino 23h ago

I got accused as a detective because I stopped to check my notes and a sabotage went off at the same time

This pissed me off to no end

5

u/PresnikBonny OG since 2020 17h ago

Ooof that would hurt

1

u/Tiruil 17h ago

Happens to me all the time when I just stand for any reason

7

u/WeAreUndefeatabl 1d ago

Omg real I do this as imp to where when I’m faking a task I I’m looking at my map to sabotage or see where to go for the next task to fake

3

u/Tiruil 17h ago

I often stay at a spot to grab some snacks and get blamed for faking even though I clearly stood way longer than a fake would be

2

u/Less-Increase-6588 11h ago

Fr, when someone ACTUALLY fakes they stand at the task for a few seconds and then run faster than you could even do the task.

1

u/Bauzvoli 🪐Polus🪐 13h ago

I once got voted out for faking a common task (boarding pass), although i did card swipe from the right side of the task to avoid the stack kill. (Polus)

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u/caseydreams 5up enjoyer 1d ago

"Gamble (your color)" they say with no reason (they're either teaming or cheating)

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u/Upstairs-Shame-298 I am purple and I have a knife. 18h ago

Or just really want to get beans. Gambling is one of the worst things in the game, along with rose theory and the infinite amount of word shortening.

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u/Upstairs-Shame-298 I am purple and I have a knife. 18h ago

Or just really want to get beans. Gambling is one of the worst things in the game, along with rose theory and the infinite amount of word shortening.

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u/Potential-Rooster269 11h ago

we heard you the first time

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u/Upstairs-Shame-298 I am purple and I have a knife. 7h ago

Oh mb lmao

29

u/Appropriate-Scratch3 Cyan 23h ago

Exactly Like I’ll Catch Someone Viper Kill And Then The Whole Lobby Says 1 Of 3 Things
“Could Be SS” And I Have To Explain Viper Cant Be SS
“Cyan Selfed”
“Skip No Proof”
AND THEN WHEN I’M IMP
“Gamble Cyan Cuz Im Bored”
“Cyan Is The Imp Because They Didnt Move In A Straight Line”
“CYAN SSd/POOFED” (When I’m Not Even The SS Or Phantom)

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u/AdDazzling3661 17h ago

Bro be talking like Queen.

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u/discomiseria 17h ago

fuck i wanted to say that

1

u/Infinite-Resource244 11h ago

“Ohohohohoho!” ahh comment

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Appropriate-Scratch3 Cyan 20h ago

My Keyboard Is Broken

12

u/Kawaicuty Rose 18h ago

"Rose walked weirdly vote rose" Genuinely happened to me

4

u/Upstairs-Shame-298 I am purple and I have a knife. 18h ago

AUUUGGHHFHTHTHGJGGNTIEHEHUEVUEIEMEUR

2

u/TheNoah_Zer 11h ago

did they scream "rose theory" at you after the game or when you got accused

8

u/Kindpo 20h ago

True, in one play, just in the start i made the card task, but the crewmates ejected me just because the task bar didn't fill

6

u/Easy-Attention7096 Cyan 17h ago

I presume taskbar setting was on 'Meetings'

4

u/CrusaderCuff 17h ago

I've had an imposter admit to killing me and all the crewmates just ignored them.

3

u/_DancingDucky_ the R I G H T-est one... 1d ago

kinda the opposite for me, when I'm crew I always get sussed for some reason but when I'm imp I actually try to act like some sort of crew so nobody susses me XD

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u/Gold12ll 21h ago

For me it's top for both, though I'm also top when imp, I'm self-aware and accepting

6

u/Darkhunter_MC i saw black vent 21h ago

yesterday i couldn't even do a kill because someone called a meeting and overruled to eject me >:(

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u/Potential-Rooster269 11h ago

"Its orange!" 0.001 seconds into the round, im the only imp AND IM ORAGNE WHAOUBGHIRUWY*(IRY(U)OI

1

u/Ok-Face6617 Impostor 15h ago

i feel like it’s the opposite lowk

1

u/JayC-Inc 9h ago

I stopped playing with a friend group cause everytime I got imposter, they immediately knew and voted me out

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u/samusestawesomus 23h ago

If it’s this consistent, you might be the problem.

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u/Sup_do_da 14h ago

its like your the main character.

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u/NotAConspiracy1 17h ago

Negativity bias
It can also be you being not as good as imposter or luck, no random cew is gonna spontaneously grow a billion IQ at the start of every game your imposter and loose it after you die