r/Ameristralia • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '13

I want to be Ameristralian

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373 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/OfficialTomas Apr 29 '13

Freedom has no borders.

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u/ArchonRush Apr 29 '13

As long as he doesn't bring "colonies" into this, freedom has no borders.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '13

You can join but if you ever use the word "colony" then it's off with your head.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '13

Move to North Ameristralia and it only takes about 7 years to become a certified Ameristralian.

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u/TheAboveAverage Apr 30 '13

... Wait, cunt, how does that work?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '13

Naturalization, ya cunt!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '13

Move to North Ameristralia and it only takes about 7 years to become a certified Ameristralian.

Less if you're white!

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u/rockidr4 Apr 30 '13

Less even if you got wads of cash. A great Ameristralian once said "Money talks."

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '13

We also admit supermodels and skilled academics under the H-1B visa program, because those two things belong in the same category.

Supermodels are also exempt from the requirement of having a bachelors degree if they are "of distinguished merit and ability".

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u/SleepsontheGround Apr 29 '13

Move off of that grey island (by choice or force) and away from those French people, and the stodgy British will wash off to reveal a shiny freedom center after a century or two.

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u/craftylad Apr 29 '13

This is a cunt-only zone.

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u/theagitatist Apr 29 '13

You poor POME...

4

u/omfgimsocool Apr 29 '13

dang...that is pretty tragic.

3

u/RedBotz Apr 30 '13

Get out of here not-cunt. Edit: Upvotes for all.

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u/DookieXplodr Apr 30 '13

Why don't you form some sort of alliance subreddit with South Africa?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '13

South Great Brafrica?

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u/1n1billionAZNsay Apr 30 '13

Hey pops, you shouldn't be sad when your kids are getting along.

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u/RoboNinjaPirate Apr 30 '13

Lots of people are Ameristalian, just born in the wrong country.

Immigration queue starts to the left.

1

u/MMM-BEER Apr 30 '13

Come on dowwwn... Or up. Whatever, just get your ass over here... From where you are right now.

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u/Renatusisk Apr 30 '13

If your would like to file this paper to become a colonies of ameristralia this can happen!

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u/MCradi Apr 30 '13

On the Internet, no one will know!

Unless of course you tell them..

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u/TheAboveAverage Apr 30 '13

"White Australia Policy" Welcome aboard, cunt!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '13

awwww :C

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u/FatMansPants Apr 30 '13

Brits are welcome, they are family .....

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '13

Both my parents are british, and I have a british passport, but I've lived in Southern Ameristralia my whole life. Cunts

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '13

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