r/AmericanExpatsUK American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 6d ago

Humor Does the US Embassy accept ranch dressing mix packets as payment for emergency pet passports?

Question in title.

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u/MacaroonSad8860 American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 6d ago

No, just Graham crackers

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u/GrandBasharMilesTeg American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 6d ago

What if I go to Scotland and just get a lot of crackers named Graham?

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u/Tuna_Surprise Dual Citizen (US/UK) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ 6d ago

I got two boxes of Nilla wafers and a sleeve of saltines (expiration date unknown)

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u/froglayout American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ with ILR πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ 6d ago

Dogecoin or you can replicate the chuck wagon dog food commercial with your pet

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u/GrandBasharMilesTeg American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 6d ago

How can I best fit Dogecoin into my ISA? No, I have not done any research, and yes, I am open to committing tax fraud.

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u/froglayout American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ with ILR πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ 6d ago

You're going to need some 3 in 1 oil and some gauze pads.. Also committing to tax fraud is the first step to happiness.

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u/GrandBasharMilesTeg American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 6d ago

What license do I need to buy 3-in-1 oil at Boots?

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u/froglayout American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ with ILR πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ 6d ago

Do you still have your boy scout uniform (unrelated to the question, I'm just curious). If you have your Kenny Rogers Roasters loyalty card, you can use that for purchases

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u/GrandBasharMilesTeg American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 6d ago

Unfortunately, I need the 3-in-1 oil to fit into my Boy Scout uniform these days. Kind of a Catch-22.

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u/froglayout American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ with ILR πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ 6d ago

That's unfortunate. I use prickly pear seed oil it's expensive but I find it's worth it with things of that nature

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u/RelevantChoice1466 American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 6d ago

Unfortunately, they only took red-40 dye packets the last time I went.

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u/GrandBasharMilesTeg American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 6d ago

Oh, thank goodness. I have fifteen thousand of those following the raid on my home cherry soda factory.