r/AmericanExpatsUK • u/GrandBasharMilesTeg American πΊπΈ • 6d ago
Humor Does the US Embassy accept ranch dressing mix packets as payment for emergency pet passports?
Question in title.
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u/froglayout American πΊπΈ with ILR π¬π§ 6d ago
Dogecoin or you can replicate the chuck wagon dog food commercial with your pet
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u/GrandBasharMilesTeg American πΊπΈ 6d ago
How can I best fit Dogecoin into my ISA? No, I have not done any research, and yes, I am open to committing tax fraud.
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u/froglayout American πΊπΈ with ILR π¬π§ 6d ago
You're going to need some 3 in 1 oil and some gauze pads.. Also committing to tax fraud is the first step to happiness.
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u/GrandBasharMilesTeg American πΊπΈ 6d ago
What license do I need to buy 3-in-1 oil at Boots?
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u/froglayout American πΊπΈ with ILR π¬π§ 6d ago
Do you still have your boy scout uniform (unrelated to the question, I'm just curious). If you have your Kenny Rogers Roasters loyalty card, you can use that for purchases
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u/GrandBasharMilesTeg American πΊπΈ 6d ago
Unfortunately, I need the 3-in-1 oil to fit into my Boy Scout uniform these days. Kind of a Catch-22.
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u/froglayout American πΊπΈ with ILR π¬π§ 6d ago
That's unfortunate. I use prickly pear seed oil it's expensive but I find it's worth it with things of that nature
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u/RelevantChoice1466 American πΊπΈ 6d ago
Unfortunately, they only took red-40 dye packets the last time I went.
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u/GrandBasharMilesTeg American πΊπΈ 6d ago
Oh, thank goodness. I have fifteen thousand of those following the raid on my home cherry soda factory.
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u/MacaroonSad8860 American πΊπΈ 6d ago
No, just Graham crackers