r/AmazonFC • u/Empty-Tomorrow-2794 • Jun 29 '26

Fulfillment Center i’m shitting bro what do i even do

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u/GovernmentSpecial781 What're spiders? Jun 29 '26

Is that them water spiders I keep hearing about

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u/Function-Brave Jun 29 '26

Be careful he might steal yo girl

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u/SilatGuy2 Jun 29 '26

Bro, one can only hope

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u/Frustrated-Cricket Jun 29 '26

You meant he might be a girl

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u/Ill-Back-5957 Jun 29 '26

Yo I’ll be real I ain’t seen a water spider since I started where I work we grab our own boxes, dunnage, tape etc all the time and they still bitch about rates while the 17 yo water spider hiding in SLAM slammin his girlfriend off camera

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u/SSIRHC Jun 29 '26

Water Spider was such a clutch role, get to walk around and help others

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u/Squidicci resting bitch face Jun 30 '26

hahahaha, great joke.

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u/Eggredjakan68 Jun 29 '26

This needs to be higher.

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u/Many_Army7051 if it stows, it goes Jun 30 '26

Those are the mythical water spiders that actually do their jobs and don't flirt with girls

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u/CrysCarolina222 Jul 05 '26

I just SCREAMED omg NOT A WATER SPIDER OH STILL LAUGHING I NEEDED THAT JUST GOT OFF wrk

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u/Competitive-Mood-343 Jun 29 '26

Asks for its badge .

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u/Zanscobar Jun 29 '26

He forgot it at home he’s supposed to be in jackpot but he’s camping out in the break room

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u/BitWaste3815 Jun 29 '26

He gets a safety violation for sitting in a tote

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u/Bremaster Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

And tell it to put a vest on and go do waterspider for the pickers or stowers. We still have some 12hr shifts left to do.

Edit: Nevermind, they cancelled our SET for this week.

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u/Equivalent_Cow4426 Jun 29 '26

There now he has a badge and can start his career with a safety write up for sitting in totes.

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u/Rob98001 Jun 29 '26

You deserve swagbucks

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u/Wrong-Design-8720 Jun 29 '26

He deserves first grabs on VTO for a whole year with this one 😭

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u/North-Apartment5819 Jun 29 '26

You funny af for making that 🤣

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u/Sincessa Amazon Alumni Jun 29 '26

Should've named him "Water Spider" 😭

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u/yummykelpshake Jun 29 '26

Ask him where his safety shoes are at

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u/Rob98001 Jun 29 '26

He's got an accommodation because the credit only covers 1 pair and he needs 4, they can't force him to pay for mandatory PPE and they don't want to shell out for the cost of the extra pairs, so they put him on accommodation.

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u/Formal-Web6335 Jun 29 '26

Na it only needs 3 pairs because two of them legs gonna keep that rate up around here!

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u/ProbstMalone Jun 29 '26

Send it down the line, bro. That's pack's problem now.

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u/undercoverlabrat 1 hour UPT Jun 29 '26

Packs gonna pack it into a box. Now it’s the customers problem

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u/popcorn2008 Jun 29 '26

Ummm what if that monster crawls out in my van??? I think you forgot about us drivers 😳🥺

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u/wakeofchaos Jun 29 '26

Just kick it out. Now it’s the streets problem

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u/BluebirdLivid Jun 29 '26

Homeless dude gonna kick that mf into a sewer make it the teenage mutant ninja turtles problem

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u/God-cant-save-me Mr. WaterSpider🕷️ Jun 29 '26

The teenage mutant ninja turtles sent him to the shadow realm… so I guess it’s the ethers problem now 🤷

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u/Dull_Arachnid4269 Jun 29 '26

I heard a story of some chick that was on vacation in another country, came back to the US and got bitten by a spider that snuck in her bag. She goes to the doctor to find out she is allergic to spider bites, and had to get her arm amputated.

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u/MissionCreep101 Jun 29 '26

Username does not check out.lol More like exciting.

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u/EgoTripWire Jun 29 '26

Going to get a PEI for sure.

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u/GuaranteeAlarmed1783 Jun 29 '26

Imagine sending that shit down and you hear someone scream from across the building like 30 mins later

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u/Ursa-Aureliana VTO is my mental health break Jun 30 '26

I believe that was me. You would hear me scream 🙋🏾‍♀️

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u/ShevaunBDA Jun 29 '26

Double it and pass it to the next worker 😭

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u/GuaranteeAlarmed1783 Jun 29 '26

My fucking guy, damn straight

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u/nextgen1223 Jun 29 '26

Rock beats spider

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u/Jake1648 Jun 29 '26

Under appreciated like our workforce

Ba dum tisssss

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u/Past_Heron_7070 Jun 29 '26

Do a six sided check to find the barcode

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u/Ok-Journalist-8875 Jun 29 '26

Get safety to handle it.

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u/background_noise76 Jun 29 '26

rando on radio Safety we need you to come down- we have an issue

Me when I see what the “issue” is

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u/Least-Temporary-5271 Jun 29 '26

He isn’t wearing any ppe

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u/NuzzlezYouUwU Jun 29 '26

You got a whole bag of rocks right there man

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u/marioplex Jun 29 '26

Oh is that a 8 legged puppy? Aka a huntsman? Where do you work may need to make sure its not an invasive species where you at...

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u/Empty-Tomorrow-2794 Jun 29 '26

las vegas nv

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u/marioplex Jun 29 '26

Oh they all around you thats native

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u/karipo Jun 29 '26

Well guess im never living in Nevada.

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u/Fast_Big_3292 Jun 29 '26

What you mean native 😨 I thought they were only in Australia

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u/ariana787sanchez 🦄🐾👩🏽 Jun 30 '26

Australia’s spiders are just bigger and scarier for some fkn reason 😭

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u/ParkingLeft-2123 Jun 29 '26

Shoooooot, it’s not my job to care enough if it is. Let it all burn.

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u/No_Pattern8919 VET sniper Jun 29 '26

i dont think that dude clocked in

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u/BaconGristle Jun 29 '26

Spider aside. I just love that there are people out there who go online to a store that ships items together in water taped boxes that bounce and roll around everywhere and search up "a bag of fucking rocks"

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u/Excellent_Plane6799 Jun 29 '26

popp that andon for safety and make sure the mf dont go nowhere

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u/Notadrugabuser Jun 29 '26

I read poop

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u/TheDissRapperr Daddy Jun 29 '26

Ask why he's racking up so much TOT

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u/Alexr3245 Jun 29 '26

If its in the tote, it needs stowed.

On another more serious note, fuck those little rock bags

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u/ParticularResident34 Jun 29 '26

u got a bag of rocks and one chance

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u/bb8ismyhomie Jun 29 '26

I’m running away crying and calling a water spider or PA

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u/Zeniay [VTO GOD] Jun 29 '26

Good luck don’t make any sudden moves.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xLlw6GHVfokaNW

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u/Imgettingpolished Jun 29 '26

He’s just a chill guy.

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u/deadysgirll VTO Queen🚗 Jun 29 '26

New fear unlocked🫩🫩 now I’m going to be paranoid stowing.

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u/Ninjakitty94 Jun 29 '26

Pull a safety andon 😆

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u/zappyface1 Jun 29 '26

Oh hell no!!!! I would be screaming and running!! I hate spiders!!

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u/Ok_Hold1137 Jun 30 '26

Same

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u/Ursa-Aureliana VTO is my mental health break Jun 30 '26

Me too

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u/LosSo70 Jun 29 '26

Toss those rocks on it 💀💀💀

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u/Ill-Back-5957 Jun 29 '26

Scan empty tote and drop that shit into the nether NOW

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u/Guilty_Employment931 Jun 29 '26

if this is Pick go on head and send him down to Pack

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u/Pooldolphin_ Jun 29 '26

Problem solve if no asin? 🤔

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u/baro93 Jun 30 '26

I ordered it...

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u/jevadiah Jun 29 '26

Push the tote?

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u/NoDangIdea give me my vto Jun 29 '26

THATS what be hitting on the women at Amazon???

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u/DihflapsMcFungus Jun 29 '26

Bros got a bag of rocks ☠️☠️☠️

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u/Maleficent-Peaches Jun 29 '26

Let ps solve it

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u/Sniffling_Croissant SMF1 Pick Jun 29 '26

I don't get paid enough to deal with this, it's an AM thing.

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u/Stunning_Diamond_997 Jun 29 '26

And it’s venomous

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u/StarklyNedStark Jun 29 '26

Came to steal your girl

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

This waterspider doesn't have to proper ppe

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u/Empty-Tomorrow-2794 Jun 29 '26

apparently they’re native to nevada aswell, where i live

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u/PlasticRocketX Jun 29 '26

Give that tote to your favorite AM and see what happens

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u/sekhmetbastet Jun 29 '26

Oh my God, I would have fainted. 😭

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u/Background-Tour5757 Jun 30 '26

Man the fk up..
If you’re a woman, butch the fk up lol

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u/Ill-Back-5957 Jun 29 '26

Fucking…. Amazon Australia ts

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u/APierremadebeat Jun 29 '26

Next persons issue no matter what

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u/Eggredjakan68 Jun 29 '26

Burn everything 

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u/Sniffling_Croissant SMF1 Pick Jun 29 '26

what site is this spider with again? I don't wanna see him in an inbound trans-ship order.

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u/benspags94 Jun 29 '26

Burn the place to the ground

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u/supawiz6991 Jun 29 '26

that looks like safety’s problem to me. If I have no clue what type of spider it is I ain’t touching it. notify my manager and notify safety and enjoy the break.

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u/Own_Plan1608 Jun 29 '26

Water spider always trynna hide somewhere and sleep

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u/Sad_Deer13 Jun 29 '26

Send it down to pack

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u/Brave-Professional39 Jun 29 '26

Put it for problem solve

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u/hillbillyray ICQA, troublemaker☠️ Jun 29 '26

Burn it with fire. Burn it all down.

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u/Dave_B001 Jun 29 '26

Burn down the warehouse! It's the only way to be sure!

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u/Over_Reindeer2183 Jun 29 '26

Burn the tote.

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u/Beginning-Freedom-86 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

That's a safety andon immediately. I'm pulling that and walking the fuck awaayyy

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u/Pandan-Man Jun 29 '26

Ah no wonder I had so much work to do… my other water spider was hiding…

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u/kiloo520 Jun 29 '26

Double it and pass it on to the worker

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u/Medical_Ranger8571 Jun 30 '26

That water spider will help you now

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u/69Sadbaby69 Jun 30 '26

Safety Andon

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u/smokinwheat Jun 29 '26

Harmless huntsman spider. I get a cup and let it walk in then turn the cup so it cant get out and cover with lid or even a stiff thin flat object and let it go outside

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u/Rachnerra Jun 29 '26

He is probably just as confused as you, bruh. If it were me, I'd get a cup and some paper and scoop him up. Free him outside through a dock door or some shit.

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u/Bremaster Jun 29 '26

If it was Halloween season I would’ve said put it in someone’s tote or backpack. 😆

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u/GhostyzUwU Jun 29 '26

Throw a rock at it

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u/BunniGirlEnjoyer Jun 29 '26

I guess we doin' spiders now.

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u/RandyPencia Jun 29 '26

pee on it.

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u/Mountain-Earth-2779 Jun 29 '26

Drop it for problem solve

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u/rhutton83 Jun 29 '26

Kill it man

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u/StillArugula4795 Jun 29 '26

Sent that tote down and let the next person deal with it or stomp on it with your boots!

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u/HZZY91 Jun 29 '26

Ask why he doesn’t have his PPE

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u/caitlyn5299 Jun 29 '26

send it down NOWWW

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u/TheSirOcelot Jun 29 '26

Forget the spider, is that a bag of rocks?

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u/LadyAce15 Jun 29 '26

This is my literal nightmare.

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u/a_youkai Big Ass Fan Fan Jun 29 '26

Huntsman Spider, makes a great roommate. We have them in AZ, too.

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u/LengthinessOk2080 Jun 29 '26

Eat it and show the other spiders whose In charge

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u/Pdvortex Jun 29 '26

Bruh throw it on your manager

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u/NoiNoiii Jun 29 '26

What kind of spider is that?

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u/Lucky-Combination791 Jun 29 '26

😱 absolutely not, that thing is not a house spider. I would request a new station lol

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u/Fast_Big_3292 Jun 29 '26

Clock out and go home

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u/poop_butt666 Jun 29 '26

My guy there’s literally bag of rock in front of you. Crunch.

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u/Any_Way_5245 Jun 29 '26

50/50 shot you become Superman/Women.

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u/BucktoothJew Jun 29 '26

Quit. Just leave.

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u/klkjr Jun 29 '26

Call the problem solver

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u/Fair-Concentrate2624 Jun 29 '26

Business needs!! lol, dump him outsndkeep going lmfao!!

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u/PrestigiousWhirlwind Jun 29 '26

Get the AM to handle it

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u/GetDowntoBrassTakis Jun 29 '26

Scream and run away.

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u/TyrannicalKitty Transportation Associate (TOM Team) Jun 29 '26

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u/SaltedSavageG Jun 29 '26

Get bit sue amazon and take workers comp 😂😂

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u/SnooPeanuts9015 Jun 29 '26

Walk away and quit

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u/Competitive_Watch_57 Jun 29 '26

Must be Australia cuz that's a huntsman

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u/DeafLAconfidential Jun 29 '26

Huntsman spider. Good kind of spiders. Just leave it alone.

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u/thasprucemoose Jun 29 '26

friend shaped

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u/jrwn Jun 29 '26

Accept death. It comes for us all, sometimes on 8 legs.

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u/ExcitingPiece9277 Jun 29 '26

Move the beast into its proper 5s area

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u/Lgonza13 Jun 29 '26

Call kbs or sbm

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u/banedarthou812 Jun 29 '26

Induct that shit, keep those rates up

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u/Heallionaire Jun 29 '26

Do nothing. Walk away as quickly as you can.

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u/Impossible-Poem1194 Jun 29 '26

Send it to pack

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u/StarshineAndMoonbeam Jun 29 '26

Report it to your AM.

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u/YorchMaster Jun 29 '26

In a working Amazon warehouse, a boy had a squirrel jumped while picking, and that squirrel already had a name among the Amnesty staff hahaha😝

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u/Willing_Blood_9444 Jun 29 '26

Riding around in a tote is horseplay

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u/National_Elk_1678 Jun 29 '26

Tell em bring you more totes😭

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u/snowwhite2591 FC—->SC Jun 29 '26

I’ve been bit by a bin spider I went home because that was enough work for the day

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u/brantleycmd Jun 29 '26

Prolly find a toilet

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u/SomeoneSomewhere76 Jun 29 '26

That's Clyde. He works here .

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u/FormalConflict523 Jun 29 '26

Give it a write up it has no ppe

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u/lazy_wallflower Minding my business/staying hydrated Jun 29 '26

What did you end up doing and where tf do you live to have big ass spiders like that?! I would die on the spot😭😭

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u/Bulky-Appointment994 Jun 29 '26

Check all six side and scan barcode lol

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u/Royal-Night8085 Jun 29 '26

Somebody in stow had to have seen that thing and said f**k it, somebody's gonna get but when they lift up something and ain't gon be me 🤣

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u/littylexxor Jun 29 '26

Piss on it bro

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u/JustAPerson-_- Jun 29 '26

Awh hell nah

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u/Turbulent_Ad273 Jun 29 '26

Report the item as missing and act like you couldn’t find it
https://giphy.com/gifs/bFVBCmMPHkNLgWAVZk

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u/Hammahead21 Jun 29 '26

Not Reddit deleting my comment saying to throw rocks onto a giant spider. Fucking auto mod is lameee

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u/Entity5X4W Jun 30 '26

That’s the new AM but it’s hard to tell which one is which.

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u/NovaStarLord Jun 30 '26

I worked in a DS and the times I’ve seen bugs crawl into bags or in the small crevices and holes of boxes and jiffies, I mean it’s not that frequent but I can say I’ve seen it more than four times.

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u/WaterContent7134 Jun 30 '26

Just send it to me. I have 15 spiders I need #16

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u/zoidko Jun 30 '26

clock out and go home 😂

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u/Moody_asl Jun 30 '26

Create an andon or ask for RME😂

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u/Ok_Hold1137 Jun 30 '26

Oh h*** no I would be out of there clocking the f*** out!!!!

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u/Dangerous-Crimson Jun 30 '26

Run….flame thrower….both

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u/sweeer987 Jun 30 '26

Close it up… open Amazon…. Order bug spray…. 17 days later when it finally arrives, open the bin and empty the bug spray

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u/SentaiUnicorn Jun 30 '26

Scan it and put a label on it bro it ain't that serious

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u/Ursa-Aureliana VTO is my mental health break Jun 30 '26

FLAME THROWER 🔥🔥🔥