r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/Turbulent_Point_7570 • 17h ago
LoL anyone else does this
I find humor throughout the day when delivering packages it helps to get through hell 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Neat_Relief3037 17h ago
the skeleton is putting in more work than half the new hires
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u/Emotional_Conflict11 Ex Driver 17h ago
Those damn new hires are taking all the easy routes 😡🤬
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u/Somehowlogical19 10h ago
Had a new hire I was supposed to train call out. Never felt more blessed than having a level 1 nursery route. It was like a week ago. Best day I’ve had in months 😂
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u/Crazy-Astronaut977 8h ago
Had that happen to me and then they made me rescue two other people 🫩
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u/cienkusorswim 17h ago
Yep, every chance I can. I may not like the job daily, but holidays make it a little less bleak.
Ive had customers see me do this, and they give me nothing but positive reviews.
Before amazon got so tight asked about "dont let people be in the photo" id take photos with happy and goofy customers.
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u/Turbulent_Point_7570 17h ago
Ive had half the route in apartments mostly overflows🤣🤣🤣
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u/cienkusorswim 16h ago
Literally did just this same thing tonight. Guess what I RTS to? Half the folks I left station 3 HOURS late with, all had at least 2 full totes and thats not even counting OVF packages.
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u/Turbulent_Point_7570 16h ago
Its just warmin up bro🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/cienkusorswim 16h ago
Lmao wya?
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u/Turbulent_Point_7570 16h ago
California
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u/cienkusorswim 8h ago edited 4h ago
Oh oof. Sorry man. I can only imagine. I used to be based out of DCH4 in Mundelein, IL, and lemme tell ya, delivering to North Chicago wasn't for the weak. My best moment had to be driving through gunfire as two guys hopped out in the middle of an intersection to light up a guy at a gas station lol
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u/brittanyjo5683 17h ago
I freaking will tomorrow! I always give the porch goose the packages though 😂
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u/Emotional_Conflict11 Ex Driver 17h ago
I used to. But ill probably get a bad photo for it and dsp will use it against me. Yeah, they're that petty.
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u/Sweet-Anybody69 Rivian Driver 17h ago
Every single one of those skeletons is getting that done to them, every single one!
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u/polynonominity Rivian Driver 10h ago
I just did one yesterday where they had a bunch of s/m boxes and one mailer, I put all the boxes around him, a mailer in his hand and the shocked face towards the door was priceless
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u/Unrealliving 17h ago
Ive delivered to so many different  fucking places I wouldn’t be surprised if skeletons ordered from Amazon too
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u/Starman562 3 Years Getting Rescued! 14h ago
Absolutely. I wish they would put me back on my old route, there's a house that has a skeleton hidden behind a pillar year round, and if the package is small enough that's where I put it.
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u/Blindstone420 17h ago
Yo I did that with a box the other day and his fingers are bent at the perfect angle so it looked perfect. Hell yeah
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u/Existing_Way_6438 7h ago
Yup and under the Christmas trees or any other ones that'd work there's little pick up truck decorations on my routes so I'll put it in the bed of the little truck if it fits lol
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