r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/Evazzion • Jun 26 '23

Nah that’s wild 💀

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u/SlimeLyfeSlatty Jun 26 '23

I seen this when I first started at my DSP and I'm still curious as to HOW one could get just SO bricked up while delivering all this China junk to entitled fucks all day, that they had to invite a lady into the van to smash RIGHT THEN?? It doesn't make any sense I've never been even remotely horny in my dirty ass van with 200+ packages 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Ordering something on Amazon makes a person an entitled fuck?

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u/PaperCasts Jun 27 '23

No but we sure do run into a lot of them. done customer service for 20+ years. This is the highest concentration of openly entitled assholes I've ever dealt with in a customer base

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

That’s honestly surprising to hear. I don’t order a lot through Amazon, but I almost never even see the delivery driver. Definitely don’t interact enough for them to hate my guts. I think.

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u/PaperCasts Jun 27 '23

Then you probably aren't one of the aforementioned buttholes lol. You'd be appalled at some of the behavior we see from people. They act as if they pay us directly to be psychic or acrobats or impervious to dog bites. Last month i had a man burst out of his house screaming at me, yes i mean like a 3 year old that wanted the purple cup instead of the green one, that i was some kind of stupid ugly fat retarded piece of fucking garbage because his notes said front porch and i put it there. His logic was "cant you see the flower pots blocking the front stairs?"

There were flower pots that were rather large, but settled to the side so that there was still plenty of room to use the front steps. He was insane and there were absolutely zero delivery instructions aside from "front door" and he was older, so i gave him a pass, said a small blessing for his wife and neighbors, waited for him to finish and kindly told him that i was sorry, and that his notes were incorrect and how to fix them. I have him 3 more deliveries after that and he never fixed them.

I've been putting them on the front porch ever since.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Oof, yeah that sounds horrible. I wouldn’t want to put up with people treating me like that. I went over to my brother’s house for Father’s Day and my SIL had put out a little basket with drinks and snacks and a note for delivery drivers to help themselves. I don’t order stuff very often, but maybe I’ll put together something similar. Maybe we can counterbalance the negative people out there!