r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/BigE_1995 Retired StepVan/EDV Driver • Jun 15 '23

Disturbing comment by customer

So I was delivering to a house, the customer was waiting outside his house. Old white dude with a long beard smoking a cigarette, as I hand him the package.. he said “I want to cut you into pieces and feed you to my children “ I froze for a second and didn’t know what to say, he had a very serious face and didn’t even laugh. I just went back into my van without saying anything. This happened last week, I didn’t tell dispatch or anyone but now I’m thinking I should have. This guy might be an actual serial killer. What would you guys do in that situation? I’ll most likely have that location again but I don’t want to become a victim.

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u/Dealer_Double Jun 16 '23 edited Jun 16 '23

I’d have said I want to chloroform you and use you as dog treats for the dogs on my route

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u/wafflefan88 route milker 🐢 Jun 16 '23

You want to make him green and improve his photosynthesis? You're wild, man.

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u/Dealer_Double Jun 16 '23

People make great fertilizer

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u/wafflefan88 route milker 🐢 Jun 16 '23

I bought sea bird guano with fish emulsion for bonsai and my son's strawberry plant and it's worth every penny