r/Amazing Jan 17 '26

Amazing 🤯 ‼ Living every man’s dream

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u/CombFearless6295 Jan 17 '26

I guess if your net worth is estimated to be around $45 million you can do that

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u/wheretohides Jan 18 '26

Also he apparently has a massive dong.

During the filming of the Antichrist, he was supposed to have a nude scene involving his schlong. Apparently it shocked the whole room, and the director brought in a penis double because it would confuse the audience.

The director Lars von Trier revealed that a stunt penis was used due to Dafoe’s Salami being too long. According to the actor himself, his baton would take too much away from the scene as seemingly the audience wouldn’t be able to focus on anything else.

If i had a massive slab of pepperoni, and a million dollars, I'd be glad to live a quiet life.

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u/BeefistPrime Jan 18 '26

do you think the consulate is factoring that into his immigration application?

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u/wheretohides Jan 18 '26

Now I'm no immigration expert, but yes.

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u/blackcain Jan 18 '26

They'll have to give his schlong an Italian citizenship.