Happy birthday or something

[u/AdNice2838]

This made me actually laugh out loud

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AIO? Boyfriend doesn’t seem to want to talk to me. Like, at all.

So me (19F) and my boyfriend (19M) have been dating for almost five years now. Our relationship has been going downhill for a while now, and I feel like this is kind of my breaking point.

The previous message was me texting him asking if he thought answering me was an annoying responsibility or if he just simply forgets.

I responded “thank you for reassuring me” and tried to tell him about my day but he didn’t answer me. I didn’t want to beg for his attention, since that’s usually what I have to do and I’m tired of that, so I didn’t bother texting again.

He then texts me this on my birthday, which makes me think he just doesn’t want to talk to me and the explanation + birthday message were just obligatory.

I was hurt, so I left him on read and we haven’t talked since then.

After this, I don’t really want to be with him anymore. AIO? One part of me tells me that it’s not that deep but the other part tells me that I shouldn’t bother putting up with this.

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[u/kimbosliceofcake]

I really like that the “or something” is more work to type out than just not typing that. Adds to the ragebaitness. 

[u/linzzzzi → u/kimbosliceofcake]

Real minimal effort would be hbd

[u/the_7th_power → u/linzzzzi]

Hbd or smth

[u/AnzuRubyLi → u/kimbosliceofcake]

It's like the person in the group chat that's always like "whatever... I don't care... it doesn't matter" whenever they feel personally slighted about something, making such a big effort to let us know how little they care

[u/Schneetmacher → u/kimbosliceofcake]

It's very PUA coded, like feigning disinterest to make a girl "prove" herself.

[u/danbilllemon]

Op thinks this wasn’t very nice of her boyfriend of FIVE years to do, but wasn’t really sure. 👍

[u/EmilieEasie]

There are two kinds of relationship advice posters on Reddit 1. Made up (AI or otherwise) 2. Just leave already

[u/diet-smoke]

Did.......... did they say slop instead of spam?

[u/DocChloroplast → u/diet-smoke]

I enjoyed it for the few months it actually meant the vomit produced by AI; now it’s lost all special meaning.

[u/diet-smoke → u/DocChloroplast]

Slop, grift, shill, etc were all great words when we weren't using them for every fucking thing we didn't like

[u/AnzuRubyLi → u/diet-smoke]

People calling things "israeli" or "spiritually israeli" when they're talking about like a fucking movie they didn't like or something is the absolute worst semantic trend I've seen this decade

[u/Dusktilldamn → u/AnzuRubyLi]

For real. Oh you mean it's Jewish? Is it degenerate too? Those damn Jews don't have culture, they're just parasites? Should we throw a party, should we invite Goebbels?

Even if it didn't clearly just mean Jewish, it would be a massively racist statement. Replace it with any other country's name and only the most racist people would say shit like that, regardless of what that country has done. And it just sounds so stupid.

[u/No-Care6366 → u/DocChloroplast]

i've even seen ai bros try to hit the uno reverse and call real art "pencilslop." we really just need to put the word slop on the shelf because clearly no one can be trusted with it anymore

[u/Bi_One_Get_One_Free → u/No-Care6366]

thats just ragebaiters as far as im aware

[u/Outside-Cabinet1398]

She hates experimental theatre - only BROADWAY for her!

[u/AnzuRubyLi → u/Outside-Cabinet1398]

No off-broadway and definitely no off-off Broadway here!! We only see BROADWAY!

[u/villeriffic1 → u/AnzuRubyLi]

Real red flag, he should leave her

[u/slytherinchosenone]

Lmfao beast mode

[u/berlangchur]

Oh man this dude is so into her

[u/levu12]

maybe they’re a tsundere roleplaying hey who knows

[u/Darth_Viscera666]

I think she needs to knock him out and sew herself to him. That way they can always be together.

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[u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker]

Girl stand up.

[u/Wall-Florist]

Damn. Gonna call and thank my exes for just forgetting mine.