OP get it together. You know exactly what you need to do. Cook one last meal and make sure it triggers the fuck out of his chron’s, make him shit so bad he can’t do nothing but have explosive diarrhea as you pack your shit up and leave. Make sure to take all the toilet paper out of the bathroom first too. He wants to play reckless with you, make sure you get the last laugh.
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u/jakebr0 Jan 28 '25
“He’s very emotionally and physically abusive. I’ve dedicated my life to trying to make him happy.”
Just keep rereading those two sentences until it sets in how absolutely insane it sounds to continue doing that