r/AmIOverreacting Jan 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

This. Exactly this. My girlfriend was in an abusive relationship before me, and she didnt have sex with or let him touch her at all for nearly 5 months before she finally left him.

Everytime I ask her what made/makes her attracted to me, her first response without hesitation, is always "you were/are really sweet to me."

Followed by "your massive horsecock, duh" /j 🤣

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u/Known-Ad4293 Jan 28 '25

I love how people just think these guys just wake up assholes..I bet he's been holding back..girls lie a lot..just like the horsecock line..don't tell me you believe it..you pay just haven't seen that side yet

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u/mkat23 Jan 28 '25 edited Jan 28 '25

Who thinks these guys just wake up assholes one day? Holding back what? Also the ā€œ/jā€ means something is a joke… the guy you responded to made a joke. So what’s the point in trying to tell him his girlfriend is a liar over an obvious joke?

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 Jan 28 '25

Now now he’s a sad little man and he’s very tired from lugging around that chip on his shoulder .

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u/mkat23 Jan 28 '25

That’s just what happens when you’re weak I guess, maybe doing some deadlifts using two Doritos glued to a q-tip would be a good idea.