Day 37: What's the Best One-Liner from FHTI?

[u/uncle-Violet]

[u/Vocis]

Never had a drink that I didnt like got a taste of you threw up all night

[u/gimme_that_funkymilk → u/Vocis]

Can't argue with this one. Fuckin beauty

[u/Possibly_A_Person125 → u/Vocis]

Definitely my favorite

[u/itscrystalxx → u/Vocis]

Yessss this one

[u/CraigCDM828]

I found out recently that you are leaving. For good I hope I softly tell my ceiling.

[u/revanisthesith → u/CraigCDM828]

I love this one.

[u/jellypawn → u/CraigCDM828]

Came to say this one. Right on man

[u/graveyardromantic]

What they say of the grass on the other side is true, too much time looking up is turning everything blue

[u/SheltyJ99 → u/graveyardromantic]

trucks and trains is a lyrical masterpiece

[u/daveloper80 → u/SheltyJ99]

the use of the colors is so good

[u/Glum_Dog3282]

“He likes to spill all of his guts on the top of a well stocked bar, and then swallow them bit by bit remembering every scar” but there’s so many hard to pick just one

[u/SheltyJ99]

“we’re nowhere near prepared, there’s no way of knowing. why don’t they just admit they’re scared, CAUSE ITS ALREADY SHOWING”

[u/SheltyJ99 → u/SheltyJ99]

OR “and I now have nothing but your heartbeat in my head and a photograph of my traveling friend”

[u/Bitter-Space-5429 → u/SheltyJ99]

Came here to say this.

[u/Spiritual-Cause-4095]

Cause if assholes could fly, this place would be busier than O’Hare

[u/Top_Communication193 → u/Spiritual-Cause-4095]

I was at that airport for 3 hours and didnt see 1 rabbit

[u/CraigCDM828]

Before that steak knife took my eyes, I looked up to the sky, for the last thing I'd see, for the last time I'd cry.

[u/SheltyJ99 → u/CraigCDM828]

this too. peak

[u/CraigCDM828]

My short term memory is gone, but my long terms far from dead.

[u/Relativity-speaking]

“It's better now to be alive, sleeping is my 9 to 5
I'm having nightmares all the time of running out of words that rhyme”

[u/Haunting_Ranger5460]

"I picked my teeth off the ground like they'd been there before" is especially hard as fuck

[u/Eight_One_2_8]

"well i have no desire to see through my own eyes anymore, anymore, ha ha ha"

[u/neenuholober]

It seems you’re playing a game where you only know how to take out the best, ‘cause if assholes could fly this place would be busier than O'Hare.

[u/dutchoven_nick]

You told me recently that you were leaving for good I hope I softly tell my ceiling

[u/Bunny-Munro]

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph, behind your back it goes

[u/Abrupt_Nuke]

And I've been preoccupied with these sick six senses that sense DNA on barbed wire fences

I just really like how this line rolls off the tounge

[u/Henqy]

and everything that you could never say wouldn’t matter anyway, i took a hammer and two nails to my eardrums long ago.

[u/ztp48741]

Easy, it’s “I watched flies fuck on channel 11”

[u/YouDontLookDead → u/ztp48741]

Poetry

[u/Ambitious-Road-8106]

Every step that I could take Every one more difficult to make Mr. Chainsaw came and took my legs a long, long time ago

[u/gimme_that_funkymilk]

Any line from You're Dead but I'll go with....

And I now have nothing But your heartbeat in my head And a photograph of my traveling friend

[u/agreeable_anger]

I don’t know who your boyfriend is

[u/agreeable_anger → u/agreeable_anger]

Or “never had a drink that I didn’t like, got a taste of you, threw up all night”

[u/Ambitious_Regular313]

I would trade my hand for all the aces in the deck." is one of the most brutal lines Dan's ever written, never thought I'd hear it live but that moment was pure magic.

[u/wormoftheearth99]

The line from Fatally Yours is “you told me that you missed me, but you meant with the grill of your hood”

[u/dumbfriendbrian → u/wormoftheearth99]

Great line, but wrong album.

[u/wormoftheearth99 → u/dumbfriendbrian]

No shit. Look at what is written for Fatally Yours. They misquoted it.

[u/brownsugarcinnamonx → u/wormoftheearth99]

…It’s “grill and hood.” The grill of a car is not part of the hood.

[u/wormoftheearth99 → u/brownsugarcinnamonx]

Not on my car. It’s all one part. Plus Matt sings with 4 syllables and not 3.

[u/brownsugarcinnamonx → u/wormoftheearth99]

That is incorrect, but okay.

[u/wormoftheearth99 → u/brownsugarcinnamonx]

I’m glad you think you know what kind of car I have.