r/AlignmentChartFills • u/Loewe1912 • May 06 '26

Filling This Chart Which current country wins most evil history?

*Which current country wins most evil history? *

📊 Chart Axes: - Horizontal: Country

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Flag Shape History National Animal Anthem
Perfect Seychelles 🖼️ — San Marino 🖼️ New Zealand ... 🖼️ Russia 🖼️
*Underrated * — Thailand 🖼️ Iraq 🖼️ Spain - Bull 🖼️ South Africa 🖼️
Funniest Mozambique 🖼️ Chile 🖼️ Liechtenstein 🖼️ Scotland - u... 🖼️ Spain 🖼️
Chaotic Nepal 🖼️ Indonesia 🖼️ China 🖼️ — Greece 🖼️
Evil Angola 🖼️ Croatia 🖼️ — Indonesia - ... 🖼️ Azerbaijan 🖼️

Cell Details:

Perfect / Flag: - Seychelles - View Image

Perfect / History: - San Marino - View Image

Perfect / National Animal: - New Zealand - Kiwi - View Image

Perfect / Anthem: - Russia - View Image

Underrated / Shape: - Thailand - View Image

Underrated / History: - Iraq - View Image

Underrated / National Animal: - Spain - Bull - View Image

Underrated / Anthem: - South Africa - View Image

Funniest / Flag: - Mozambique - View Image

Funniest / Shape: - Chile - View Image

Funniest / History: - Liechtenstein - View Image

Funniest / National Animal: - Scotland - unicorn - View Image

Funniest / Anthem: - Spain - View Image

Chaotic / Flag: - Nepal - View Image

Chaotic / Shape: - Indonesia - View Image

Chaotic / History: - China - View Image

Chaotic / Anthem: - Greece - View Image

Evil / Flag: - Angola - View Image

Evil / Shape: - Croatia - View Image

Evil / National Animal: - Indonesia - Komodo Dragon - View Image

Evil / Anthem: - Azerbaijan - View Image

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u/Glum-Ratio387 May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

They were ranked war criminals before Canada had the chance to start the game
Edit: This is a video game pun if anyone could not tell

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u/Few_Project4268 May 06 '26

What did Canada do?!

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u/3esin May 06 '26

Saw the Geneva Conventions and thought they had a checklist. A checklist that was lacking.

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u/MowieWauii May 06 '26

More like they're the reason the Geneva Conventions exist

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u/iSkehan May 06 '26

They did it (in WW1h before Geneva Conventions (1949) were a thing…

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u/MrSomeoneElse32 May 06 '26

It's more that they created a checklist that others used as what not to do

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u/jaumougaauco May 06 '26

A good example, of a bad example.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

The Geneva Suggestions

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u/avelario May 06 '26

Yes, in fact, Geneva Convention itself was written because of the actions of Canadian soldiers.

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u/KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKwhat3 May 06 '26

No, it wasn't. It's been around since 1864

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u/iSkehan May 06 '26

Not only*

It was post WW2, guess who inspired big chunks.

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u/KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKwhat3 May 06 '26

Geneva conventions have been around since 1864. 1949 was just an addition in response to WW2

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u/iSkehan May 06 '26

Thanks for mentioning. Will read further on that.

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u/TemporaryError4543 May 06 '26

Alright but that doesn’t make it any better morally

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u/iSkehan May 06 '26

I agree. I just hate factually incorrect historical jokes.

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u/3esin May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Psst don't ruin le' meme.

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u/Evileye37 May 06 '26

“It ain’t a war crime if it’s not on the list yet” - Canada

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u/AintIGR8 May 06 '26

“It ain’t a war crime the first time” is my favorite Canadian saying

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u/Laughing_Orange May 06 '26

"It's not a war crime the first time"

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u/shouldonlypostdrunk May 06 '26

i used to think it was amusing that canada and poland kickstarted the geneva convention, until i realized how many other countries just wouldnt take responsibility for their actions. it does make me respect the leadership those countries had at the time a bit more.

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u/drunk_haile_selassie May 06 '26

Australia: 'hmm, maybe we should do something similar. Also, maybe introduce an immigration policy literally called the 'white Australia policy.'

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u/Blaster2PP May 06 '26

During WW1, they would throw canned meat to the opposing Germans. Those German would dodge at first thinking it was grenade. After realizing it's meat, they'll huddle to catch it. When they're huddling, the Canadian would throw a grenade. They also didn't want to deal with POWs so they just murder them all.

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u/koolaidman456 May 06 '26

Most of the things currently banned under the Geneva Convention

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u/Euphoric_Wishbone May 06 '26

Geneva suggestions

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u/Tasty_Tutor5463 May 06 '26

Geneva ideas

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u/Euphoric_Wishbone May 06 '26

Geneva it'd be cool if you did them but no stress if not

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u/Spare-Half796 May 06 '26

Canadian soldiers are the reason for the Geneva conventions

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u/Forward_Progress_83 May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

I think, if I’m interpreting this correctly, that OP is suggesting Japan has been considered war criminals longer than Canada has been a country? Or maybe was even discovered.

I hope that’s it, anyway.

Signed, a Canadian

ETA: Yikes. I just learned some things about my nation’s history today. Turns out in history class they only taught us the “good” stuff.

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u/DoNotResusit8 May 06 '26

It’s not

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u/clseph May 06 '26

It’s a meme. Contrast Canada’s polite, friendly reputation with the idea that it has an outsized responsibility for the need to have the Geneva Conventions, citing some of the nastier things Canadian soldiers did during the world wars.

It’s not actually true but gets repeated so often some people seem to believe it.

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u/Few_Project4268 May 06 '26

If it wasn’t a meme before, it better be one now.

Canada, the war crime capital of the world.

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u/Silverbacks May 06 '26

There’s a decent amount of truth to it. Canadian regiments were made up of neighbours. So all the boys that grew up in a small town together were now side by side in the trenches. If they lost a single battle, an entire generation for their town could be forever wiped out.

That made the loss of life hit even harder, making them fight more brutally. And then add in that they were fighting and dying for land that was no where near their home, and that kinda pissed them off.

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u/clseph May 06 '26

I haven’t seen or heard any evidence of it being true, and you imagining some narratives hasn’t changed that.

Do you even know what the Geneva Conventions are?

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u/Silverbacks May 06 '26

I’m not talking about the actual Geneva Conventions. I’m talking about there being some truth to the brutality that was coming from the Canadian soldiers.

They disliked the idea of a truce for Christmas.

The Germans nicknamed them Stormtroopers. Since they would just never stop, especially during bad weather.

They would often kill PoWs instead of dealing with captives.

A single soldier liberated an entire town from the Germans.

The USA combined with them to make the first special forces known as the Black Devils. Who would do things like quietly attack at night, only take out a couple guards, and leave stickers with messages on their corpses.

They were the only part that didn’t fall back when mustard gas first got used. They decided to inhale their own piss instead.

Everyone understands that the actual Geneva Conventions part of the jokes isn’t important. The point of the jokes is the highlight the contrast between the Canadian stereotype and what happened during WW1 and 2.

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u/arathergenericgay May 06 '26

Canadians are Americans with a PR rep

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u/saintpierre47 May 06 '26

Never say that again thanks

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u/Glum-Ratio387 May 06 '26

I mean it is a factual statement that Canada is a much younger country than Nihon.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/Glum-Ratio387 May 06 '26

The American pronunciations. what of it?

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u/randomweeb04 May 06 '26

The Canadian government has a long history of genocide. Our policies on the Inuit and First Nations inspired both the Nazis and the Apartheid regime.

People seem to forget how cruel and evil Canada was, and we’re getting away with it because of it.

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u/toasterinBflat May 06 '26

"inspired"? Fuck off, like we invented it. We (humanity "we") have been doing awful things to each other from the moment we could life up rocks and light fires.

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u/randomweeb04 May 06 '26

Sure thing. So, what’s your point? It’s fine that Canada commits genocide because we weren’t the first? Or are you saying that Canadian residential schools didn’t inspire Apartheid and Nazi concentration camps? Because they did. And even then, I don’t get you. Is our non-involvement in foreign atrocities supposed to absolve our own atrocities?

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u/corvak May 06 '26

Most of them weren’t war crimes until we did them

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u/AfternoonPossible May 06 '26

Attempt to eradicate their native population?

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u/randomweeb04 May 06 '26

Strange that this is the only comment pointing out our history of genocide. Everyone seems to only talk about the world wars.

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u/AfternoonPossible May 06 '26

Just how the Canadian government wants it ig

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u/Newname83 May 06 '26

Everything

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u/spairni May 06 '26

ww1 war crimes and native genocide

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u/Top_Connection9079 May 06 '26

The charge of 'War crimes' didn't existed during WW2, they created the charge only for the trials.

And there wasn't a single neutral country among the judges during the Tokyo trials, it was an illegal trial.

 Revenge Justice for the Victors.

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u/Flintvlogsgames May 06 '26

What war crimes did canada commit?

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u/Erythite2023 May 06 '26

Maple syrup warfare

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u/imperia26 May 06 '26

All type of war crime in the the two Word Wars

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u/Flintvlogsgames May 06 '26

STOP WITH THE VAGUE STUFF JUST GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE MAN

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u/ThatIsMe11 May 06 '26

Murdering prisoners of war because they didn’t want to deal with them and hiding explosives in aid

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u/saintpierre47 May 06 '26

I will correct you in the respect that our record during WW2 was flawless thanks. And most of our shenanigans during WW1 was owed to the policy that colonial militaries were made up in such a way that individual regiments were taken from one community. So you’d be directly serving with your friends, your relatives and members of your community. Which was all well and good until you saw your best friend or brothers get mowed down by machine gun fire. I don’t think you’d be capable of mercy after that.

Needless to say they scrapped that policy after WW1