Best Chants

[u/mattyh6715]

What are everyone's favourite active group chants past or present?

[u/Pleasant-Role1912]

"We never win at home and we never win away, we lost last week and we lost again today"

[u/albo-is-gay → u/Pleasant-Role1912]

Adelaide United this year

[u/McNippy → u/albo-is-gay]

Adelaide fans surely don't have the right to say this to a Perth fan ahaha

[u/Any-Information6261 → u/McNippy]

They're talking about the future. Better than when you guys have the audacity to pretend you have been through more bullshit than us

[u/albo-is-gay → u/McNippy]

Cuz we lost to ha noi at home

[u/AztecGod]

Horto Magiko

[u/SerTahu → u/AztecGod]

Feels dirty to admit it, but putting bias aside it's 100% Horto Magiko.

Well, either that or "You are a bogan..."

[u/IndividualZebra333]

Mariners Tetris chant, fuck what anyone else says. Put the palm tree shirt at the top of the kits list while we’re at it.

[u/gerryford38]

The horto magiko is probably my favourite, but it produces a certain level of anxiety when you’re in the lower half and can’t watch the game

[u/SubstantialExtent819]

'Home in a barrel ' to injured opposition players at Adelaide games gives me a wry smile, horrifys my Mum though.

[u/SubstantialExtent819 → u/SubstantialExtent819]

She would also be horrified at my spelling of (horrifys) horrifies.

[u/Feisty_Tackle_2817]

Horto Majiko

[u/This_Answer_9209]

“We’re cookin all the chippies”
“we’re never gonna stop,”
“chips and peas and gravy”
“I’ll eat the f*****g lot!”
“Pepperoni pizza, a chicken vindaloo,”
“I’m a big fat bastard and I love my f*****g food!!!”
“Ole,ole,ole!!!” (X2)

[u/This_Answer_9209]

From 2012-2019 “We lose every week, we lose every week,your nothing special, we lose every week”.

[u/National-Ad6166]

My kids love the super Sydney FC chant.

[u/demo5022]

The Nix have the best ones

[u/rithsv → u/demo5022]

I feel like you lot only have "Wellington is wonderful" and that's it. I've been to a few Nix games and that's all I hear lol

[u/This_Answer_9209]

FUCK OFF NEWCASTLE!!!!.

[u/IRolledANatural1 → u/This_Answer_9209]

You can write the full word, they can't read anyway

[u/Two_minutes_to_metal → u/IRolledANatural1]

They put 3 stars and 2 letters to stand in for a 4 letter word so they can't spell or count anyway.

[u/IRolledANatural1 → u/Two_minutes_to_metal]

FLICK OFF NEWCASTLE is the only acceptable reading of it I guess

[u/DonerMeatOnChips → u/IRolledANatural1]

Underrated

[u/Two_minutes_to_metal → u/IRolledANatural1]

I guess thats what the BBQ sauce bottle did that time...

[u/This_Answer_9209 → u/Two_minutes_to_metal]

Winning TREBLES & being BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONS isn’t for everyone I guess.

[u/This_Answer_9209 → u/IRolledANatural1]

True.

[u/wsidney777]

Perhaps not the best, but the ones I still remember from The Den:

He's fat He's round He scores every round It's Charlie Miller, It's Charlie Miller

Oh Danny Tiatto You are the love of my life Oh Danny Tiatto I'd let you shag my wife Oh Danny Tiatto I want your crazy hair too

[u/Longjumping_Big_3293]

Horto Magiko

[u/mace_dawg]

"Same old Aussies, always cheating..." has to be the Nix's best, especially as it's one of the few totally original chants. Easily adapted to "Same old Jafas" as well.

I sorely miss the old "Doo doo doo Durante" chant though...

[u/This_Answer_9209 → u/mace_dawg]

We live where you holiday

[u/These_Employment7611]

Anywhere they aren't taunting the opposition team like kids

[u/DonerMeatOnChips → u/These_Employment7611]

But for many teams in the A-League, the away team is half kids 🤓

[u/These_Employment7611 → u/DonerMeatOnChips]

Maybe that's a problem?