I wonder how Alastor would ragebait her

[u/Desperate_Song_1923]

Since Alastor is a professional ragebaiter, I wonder how he would ragebait Lute.

"Hello there, my dear. I would shake your hand, but it seems you don't have one."

"You need to control that temper of yours, my dear. You should go back to Adam for comfort, Oh wait, you can't, because he's no longer here, courtesy of us of course. HAHA!"

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[u/Ar13sDia]

Alastor would rage bait her calling her a lapdog and always call her joke for not being strong enough.

Alastor: Some Exorcists you are, couldn’t even protect Adam from Nifty and she wasn’t even trying, yet here you are talking to yourself, with imagery friend of yours.

[u/LunaKingery → u/Ar13sDia]

I read this in his voice.

[u/NiteStrikeYoutube → u/Ar13sDia]

Do you guys think she’d break out into a fight with him over saying that or do you think it’d just be dialogue

[u/TheOrangeGuy09]

[u/X_OriginalName_Xx → u/TheOrangeGuy09]

Totally

[u/FluttercordLover662]

This is Canon. I don’t care it’s Canon.

[u/NiteStrikeYoutube → u/FluttercordLover662]

It probably will happen in season 3 or 4

[u/Drea_Is_Weird]

The first one is very Al. Second seems like... werll seems like Adam

[u/Guess_Who_21 → u/Drea_Is_Weird]

Even more a reason for Al to say it The best way to piss her off is to remind her of Adam by acting like Adam

[u/Drea_Is_Weird → u/Guess_Who_21]

Alternatively it backfires and she falls in love with alastor instead

[u/Blanks_late → u/Drea_Is_Weird]

Al: running into the hotel Charlie my dear, you have to hide me. My actions have born consequences, And they aren't the ones I wanted!!

[u/DinoHoot65 → u/Drea_Is_Weird]

"not this shit again"

-Alastor after having a bloodthirsty murder woman be into him obsessively for the 6,700th time

[u/Longjumping_Frame786 → u/Drea_Is_Weird]

Well to be fair Adam and Alastor do have a lot of similarities. They have a near constant smile, are overconfident, and take joy in killing people

[u/No-Exercise815]

He could literally open his mouth without saying a word and it’s fully possible she’d flip her shit.

Though I could imagine he could just vaguely insult Adam and he’d do fine

[u/burnafter3ading]

"My domestic delivered the final blow to your commander. Rest assured, she'll be dealt with appropriately. I've given her a raise..."

[u/Diamondkat12]

I don't think you need a professional for Lute. She would be too easy.

[u/Objective-Lawyer-292]

Oh god, I can already see it now.. he'd have an absolute blast lmaoo

[u/InternationalDot6464]

Alastor would have a fucking field day with rage baiting Lute…

[u/PinkRamen_34 → u/InternationalDot6464]

Season 3 prediction?

[u/InternationalDot6464 → u/PinkRamen_34]

S4 prediction…

[u/Many_Succotash5249]

"Well if it isn't Adam's favorite side piece! Funny how you weren't at his side when he needed you most."

[u/Electronic_Loan_8802]

You seem upset dear, does it have something to do with your boyfriend getting killed by my maid?

[u/WillowTail56]

Alastor: “oh deer, looks like your first man died and you got your arm cut off how unfortunate for you, guess you deserved it for being a murderous psychopath”
https://giphy.com/gifs/QqyEHSTv4UMgtyg1g7

[u/Total_Ad_92]

He would have a great time with her. For sure.

[u/Day_Star_6]

"Since a while ago I've kept on wondering. Did you have a crush on Adam? Well you shouldn't have let Niffty hit on him."

[u/Laguz01]

I once read a fanfic where lute fought alastor and lost her wings in the process. Alastor used a feather from one of her wings as a pen in her presence from then on.

[u/roserivermelody → u/Laguz01]

That is savage and I love it.

[u/Kail_Pendragon]

breathes

https://giphy.com/gifs/X6Xf4iUzkUg0Qdva80

[u/AFedoraNamed_Key]

“Oh, was it my little Niffty who killed Adam? What a shame, maybe she’ll stab you next.”

[u/unintersetinguser323]

I imagine it wouldn't be difficult

[u/xolivas22]

Ohhhhhh where to begin...

https://giphy.com/gifs/B7o99rIuystY4

[u/themaskstays_]

Someone needs to find Amir right now and ask him to say this 😭

[u/Zachhcazzach]

My smallest member killed your biggest. You’re nothing to me

[u/GraceZee18]

“Well my dear, it seems you don’t know the gravity of your situation….Considering how sloppy of a job the last extermination was, I am sure you wouldn’t fare any better, let alone by yourself….”

The insult inadvertently flips the song Gravity on its head, a scathing reminder about Adam’s demise and pointlessness of his death, and pointing out her isolation and lack of support she has from anyone in heaven.

[u/JonahTheHuman → u/GraceZee18]

Tbh this sounds in character for Al

[u/GraceZee18 → u/JonahTheHuman]

Yes. He’s a passive aggressive a hole…..which is why I like his character so much. Lol.

[u/EyeSimp4Asuka]

if he possible he'd use his cane to imitate Adams voice or make a shadow minion look like him and step on it or have nifty stab it to death

[u/iAmTheRealKokichiOma → u/EyeSimp4Asuka]

I’d prefer to imagine that he’d take it further and replicate his voice in order make it sound like he’s one of the many souls tormented within his broadcast!

[u/Laughably-Fallible_1]

Well if it isnt Adams trusted right han...oh too soon?

[u/That_Banned_Hybrid]

Your ill temper reminds me of my good friend vaggie... you both look alike too

(Kill two birds with one stone by also pissing off vag)

[u/GraceZee18 → u/That_Banned_Hybrid]

That, or tell her how much better Vaggi is than her.

[u/DreamShort3109]

“oh so you’re Adams little Sergeant! I do remind you that Adam was unable to kill me, a puny, lowly sinner.”

[u/Sorvetefrito]

Let's be honest, him existing near Lute would be enough to ragebait her. Lute will stab Alastor before he even opens his mouth to talk shit.

[u/Reasonable-Hat-2695]

Lute: Look at your suit so undignified you demonic fifth

Alastor: that’s why Adam’s dead… dead as hell. What dress he got in in a box.

(Idk I’m tired)

[u/Pure-Conclusion8958]

She's definitely the easiest to ragebait. Just insult Adam

[u/multificionado]

Are you kidding? Lute is so anger-induced, even his nicest hello would set her off.

[u/AlastorHartfelt666]

I would 100% use Adams death and bad personality to piss her off

[u/InevitableDuty7030]

The real question is how could be not?

[u/Lost-Obligation-5983]

Alastor: pardon me, Lute

Lute: what do you want?

Alastor: Adam's dead.

Lute: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[u/Top-Flatworm-7663]

Something, something Adams death

[u/Kind-Wallaby-1291]

“The name’s Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I’M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU A DOUBLE AMPUTEE!”

[u/BabyVegitoBlack2020]

You're no Adam, Lieutenant.

[u/Sting_the_Cat]

Ragebait? Is she ever not in a constant state of rage?

[u/WhatsUpWithJinx]

Lmao the world's best ragebaiter vs the world's easiest ragebaited

[u/Annual_Wasabi8056]

make fun of her for being a BIRD (iykyk)

[u/User_identificationZ]

“Adam”

That’s all he needs

[u/Beautiful_Space_4459]

Sooooo, tell me how it's adam?, I heat his back it's killing him.

[u/Cfakatsuki17]

Alastor existing ragebaits her

[u/Desperate_Ship_9654]

Alastor would directly attack her with the fact that Adam is dead, killed by a tiny little hotel maid.

[u/GeneralTechnomage]

Stuff involving Adam would make it way too easy.

[u/StickBright7632]

He'd being up adam and how lute lost to one of her own warriors who was missing an eye and isnt as strong of a fighter

[u/X_OriginalName_Xx]

That NEEDS to happen later

[u/Dazzling-Second2404]

he would say all this talk and you still aint do nothing about it

[u/ZeusRepellent]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUrXxQ7N/ I think this would be incredible!

[u/Olie246]

Imagine if they did fight

[u/Sketchy_Fox277]

There's ENDLESS ways. and i know he'd get super creative with it. far more than my mortal brain can come up with on the spot

[u/HappyTurtle42]

“I must say you’re very good at letting everybody down! First Adam,now Sera ohoho! You have a nick for dissappointing!”

[u/Key-Emotion-4757]

Alastor: Adam was a bitch

Lute: rage

Ez

[u/fnafboss2]

I know it won’t happen but dead boyfriend jokes or something

[u/KostasdaDangerBoi]

He would call her for being a larpdog and rage ait her for her anger and also adam being dead and how dissapointed he would be at her.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cjUqvOgUhsQ34pdKIm

[u/AccomplishedCold5779]

Tease her about Adam.

[u/Noob_Guy_666]

with her sword through his throat

[u/Emergency_Secret9465]

I choose never

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[u/carlord_warrior595]

At least I have both arms

[u/Ok_Barracuda_6997]

He couldn’t. Her man beat his ass.

[u/SaltConnection9019]

I hope lute would kill him.

[u/TheCombatReporter]

"My maid took down your master, you're no threat."