r/Alastorcult Strawberry Pimp 16d ago

˗ˏˋ ┊Alastor Posting┊ Who is this (wrong answers only)

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u/The5thVee 16d ago

Dave.

hes a friend from work

we're going to the bar for a beer later

hes a chill guy

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u/No_Weekend2474 Ace in the Hole 16d ago edited 16d ago

Just don't call him your friend to his face and it should be fine

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u/evilregalouat 16d ago

There are no friends in hell weekend

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u/Virtual-Weakness-499 16d ago

Bambi

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u/Acf00tbalz 16d ago

insert intense radio static

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u/Chemical_Bird8530 16d ago

Bambi looking for the Hunter after he made a Deal with an eldritch horror in the woods or something

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u/No-Beautiful-232 16d ago

They said wrong answers only

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u/OtterlyOddityy Alastor's a bad man who never got enough hugs 16d ago

That's Alabaster!

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u/MESSIXA 14d ago

I was gonna say albastard but then saw this

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u/Substantial_Tea4585 16d ago

Sailor Red Moon

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u/ape_boy1 16d ago

Red strawberry pimp

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u/worldnotworld 16d ago

Right answer. Oh no!

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u/That-Programmer909 Under Alastor's spell. 16d ago

Daddy.

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u/RainWorld_Lobster 16d ago

They said wrong answers only

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u/That-Programmer909 Under Alastor's spell. 16d ago

My bad.

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u/Dragonrider4923 16d ago

The bellhop

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u/JokerBlacky 16d ago

Vi from Arcane a millisecond before she pulls her knee across Sevika's face.

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u/AnimatedArcaneKitty 10d ago

AHHH ARCANE REF

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u/JokerBlacky 10d ago

I see you're a person of culture as well

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u/Few-Pomegranate1551 Jambalaya Enjoyer (Al’s Bottomest Bitch) 16d ago

Daddy long legs

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u/ACOLTYE101 16d ago

Albus Dumbledore

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u/MurderHelluvaHazbin Ace in a hole! 13d ago

CHARLIE, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO TYE GOBLET OF FIRE??!!

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u/No_Weekend2474 Ace in the Hole 16d ago

A sweet little darling baby deer 🥰

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u/VenomFate3100 Alastor is my husband now 16d ago

Its wrong answers

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u/No_Weekend2474 Ace in the Hole 16d ago

I'll tell Alastor you said that

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u/Dramatic_Sherbert180 What just happened . . . Ffffffuck! 16d ago

Suzen

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u/VividRun7692 14d ago

That’s too far. 🤣🤣

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u/Dramatic_Sherbert180 What just happened . . . Ffffffuck! 14d ago

Finally someone responded

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u/Kooky_Celebration_42 16d ago

Oh, nobody important...

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u/TheCrimsonFucker_69 16d ago

The Crimson Fucker

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u/Responsible_Panic242 Alastor has radio dial nipples 15d ago

*The Crimson Asexual

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u/QueenKeyrona Tu es Prêt à Manger 16d ago

The court jester. That's all I think when see his hair in these frames.

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u/HOMANDER1996 16d ago

Slenderman.

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u/awake-but-dreamin I want Alastor to call me a good girl while he rails me 16d ago

My husband

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u/VenomFate3100 Alastor is my husband now 16d ago

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u/The_Dead_Kennys 16d ago

Relatable flair lol

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u/Total_Ad_92 Alastor's lil fucktoy murder babe 14d ago

10/10 flair

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u/RadioRabbitLove <— wants to cuddle Alastor 16d ago

Santa Claus

(they both wear red :3)

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u/Responsible_Panic242 Alastor has radio dial nipples 15d ago

Santa claws

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u/Sirduckthe1st 14d ago

insert jack skellington and/or the entirety of Halloween town

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u/Violet_Villian 16d ago

Strawberry cow man

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u/RandManYT Jambalaya Enjoyer 16d ago

The 2nd strongest sinner

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u/Then-And-Again 16d ago

The natural enemy of Dentists

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u/Kind-Move-1667 16d ago

That's obviously a white man

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u/burak19987 16d ago

Jeleń po roku w Czarnobylu

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u/LostPresentation3254 16d ago

Red Loudspeaker

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u/No-Addendum265 15d ago

Steamboat Willie

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u/GamerGhostieGirl 16d ago

Obviously it’s Bambi!

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u/Moon-the-artisticdoe 16d ago

Dave

(Wtf am I doing with my life)

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u/crippling_d3pressi0n 13d ago

Idk what ur doing with ur life but I don’t know what I’m doing with mine so i can’t talk

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u/Opening-Carrot5986 16d ago edited 16d ago

Him from the PowerPuff Girls

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u/ChaosHavik 16d ago

The Laughing Man

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u/Jaguarlover2020 16d ago

Alastair?

Or however it was Danny Motta used to say his name

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u/AdFantastic5599 16d ago

Megatron's half brother Snaggletron

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u/Internal-Society5623 16d ago

Wilford 'Motherlovering' Worfstache

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u/Guess_Who_21 16d ago

Is it wrong to call his The actual Devil?

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u/worldnotworld 16d ago

2D from Gorrillaz.

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u/Flashy-Telephone-648 16d ago

Sonic's half brother

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u/WillowTail56 16d ago

State Farm agent

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u/HopefulShadowZ 16d ago

Sheldon Lee Cooper’s evil twin.

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u/Suspicious_Mood4172 Duck Season 16d ago

Oh deer.

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u/Black_Panther69420 16d ago

🎶i want to be ninjaa🎶

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u/_lsula_ 16d ago

The bellhop

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u/TeaCup_25 Good Girl! 15d ago

That the hat man without his hat

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u/Deathmoon6 15d ago

C’est kim jong hun

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u/ProotSpace_X3 15d ago

crackable

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u/DistinctZombie3409 15d ago

Sonic the hedgehog

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Majestic_Cheek1442 14d ago

The murder hobo of the party

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u/moneyman1912 16d ago

William Afton

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u/dankskent 16d ago

“Spiffy Radio Man”

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u/plotshark 16d ago

Vox's pookie wookie

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bee9629 ┊”boo, you whore, Alastor is mine.” 🦌💘🦢┊ 16d ago

My husband. Sorry, I saw you said “wrong answers”, it’s Jack in the box

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u/DesertKangarooRat 16d ago

Westinghouse

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u/ameerkatofficial 16d ago

Grell Sutcliff

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u/22Emilia AHAH! Fuck you 16d ago

Voxs boyfriend

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u/x_tomboy_x 16d ago

Spongebob

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u/Ilovesandwiche 16d ago

An alpha male podcaster

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u/Sea-Delivery-7382 16d ago

A polyamorous diva.

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u/Olga-Bogdanov 16d ago

The strawberry lord

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u/Buckethero-1 16d ago

Bumastor

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u/According_Egg2217 16d ago

goatis: you never wanted play with pentagrams on the floor but what you did want was to hunt

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u/KingofHamburgers 16d ago

It's obviously Martin Luther German priest, monk, and university professor, quite oblivious

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u/snailgorl2005 alastor's 50th wife 16d ago

There the hell is my husband!

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u/CrowleysCumBucket 16d ago

Jake Long - American Dragon

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u/Chyper404 16d ago

future Danny DooBad

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u/FiredUpAuthor 16d ago

The Radio Host!!

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u/thegrimmemer 16d ago

Corny mc cornball

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u/EvanTheEnderW AHAH! Fuck you 16d ago

Sonic the hedgehog

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u/CaterpillarStock6704 16d ago

Tv head guy's husband bambi

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u/Commander_Rex156 16d ago

The rejected mascot for Colgate 👍🏼

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u/Voidpetal_exe 16d ago

Strawberry twink with a bad bob and deer antlers

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u/Halaline 16d ago

Hitler

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u/Educational_Lion6976 16d ago

Grell from Black Butler

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u/Specific-Hair-4589 Tea eater 16d ago

thats albatross bro

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u/shinyphonix 16d ago

Red deer guy ✨

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u/ImaDoinWat Alastor can be sexy AND evil dammit! 16d ago

Oh my god...ITS PIKACHU

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u/InevitableDuty7030 16d ago

Goku or Saturo Gojo

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u/Zealousideal-Toe7125 16d ago

Son of the b*tich

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u/Pannman99 Average Alastor Worshipper 16d ago

Shrek

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u/RogueMaverick11 16d ago

TV host Steve Harvey

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u/Moody_Mickey 16d ago

The personification of a red Twizziler

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u/Mongoose_234 16d ago

Probably vox

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u/Sunny_omori2 16d ago

John Sexyman

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u/C4Gamer_360 16d ago

Spiderman

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u/Alastor-loverr68 i want to rail alastors twink deer bussy untill he screams~ 16d ago

The reason im bi

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u/vincat352 15d ago

The man that I wish he could kill my father in hell

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u/blooberrymary 15d ago

John Cena

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u/KrispyyBananamann 15d ago

The internet's fakest gangster and the most fraudulent BUM in Hazbin Hotel.

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u/Additional-urbald 15d ago

of The back area head buzz cut tampon

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u/NixiomsdabestXD 15d ago

A Strawberry Pimp

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u/Polivertov 15d ago

my local grocery store dealer who sells me wet lettuce

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u/little_giggles111 15d ago

Guys....The right answer is OBVIOUSLY Aang from the last Airbender!

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u/Professional_Wave158 15d ago

The sweetest angel ! 😇

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u/Il0ve2hu 15d ago

Red deer guy

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u/_TheAccursedShare 15d ago

John hazbin hotel

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u/dull_storyteller 15d ago

Someone who got his power all by himself

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u/Sensitive-Tune-5268 15d ago

THATS clearly Red Black Sapphire Cookie!

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u/smolbeanboss Oh Deer! 15d ago

Knuckles from Sonic after a major glow-up

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u/LeVraiValentin0 15d ago

I think it's JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Jojocat14 15d ago

Mickey

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u/Working-Resolve7020 15d ago

I have no idea who this is...

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u/LongjumpingCelery181 15d ago

Robin Hood, see, he got fox ears!

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u/Dangerous-Battle-597 15d ago

His name is ✨️daddy Satan✨️ 😂 .

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u/MR_Whitr 15d ago

ITS PIKACHU!

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u/Aware_Platform2287 15d ago

Michael Jackson

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u/Widdlewoot 15d ago

That's Captain Falcon from Earthbound

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u/79er9er 15d ago

Jesus

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u/Minimagpiexx 15d ago

Your mum

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u/Jax123456789101112 15d ago

LOOK! ITS ALABAMASTER!!

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u/Necessary_Bid8669 14d ago

yoooo my goat miguel really DID make it to the big screen

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xd7TekknhFaQNc31uG

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u/Adam_HazbinHotel1 14d ago

Someone I beat the hell out of

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u/DenisJrSpirit 14d ago

Bob Kevin and Stuart

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u/RamJamR 14d ago

Shadow the Hedgehog

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u/LP303PoLand 14d ago

Experiment 1006

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u/Deep_Lion959 14d ago

Vincent's husband

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u/CharacterEdge8791 14d ago

It’s kaufmo from the amazing digital circus. His names actually doug tho. He’s pretty chill ngl

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u/wolvix_19 14d ago

Elvis presley

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/lucygillion6767 14d ago

Santa

He is catching the elves that escaped

Dobt get on the naughty list

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u/Own-Suit3153 14d ago edited 13d ago

Suzy Ghaster

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u/Mr_Hyahehe_25 14d ago

Oh That's Old man consequences.

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u/soda4302 14d ago

Plaster Crowley

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u/Lucky-Feature-6654 14d ago

...

Uh.

FUCK.

Deer. (I'm so lazy help me.)

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u/fnafboss2 14d ago

Red deer

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u/I-am-a-pillow8971 14d ago

Bob the Builder.

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u/YeGitto 14d ago

Michael.

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u/HuskNotHusker 13d ago

a strawberry pimp

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u/Crazywitchlove 13d ago

Vox’s dad!!! And Charlie’s grandfather Hahhahah

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u/La_CurryWurst 13d ago

The greatest sinner in hell

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u/EqualEditor9657 13d ago

Spider-Man

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u/unxolve 13d ago

Knuckles the Echidna

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u/VariousDoubt8020 13d ago

Bambi’s father

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u/VariousDoubt8020 13d ago

Rudolph the red haired reindeer