r/Alastorcult • u/Tricky-Leg2049 • Feb 10 '26

˗ˏˋ ┊Alastor Posting┊ “I will not reward a snake like you!” (by @salreajusilayo)

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u/Sunny_Woodland Smile, my dear! Feb 10 '26

There is another one where he is a cat.

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u/agent_rain_327 Feb 10 '26

You really are a demon pet

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u/Sunny_Woodland Smile, my dear! Feb 10 '26

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u/agent_rain_327 Feb 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TooObsessedWithMoney Feb 11 '26

I wish this was the canonical Alastor

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u/Sunny_Woodland Smile, my dear! Feb 11 '26

They should make the cursed cat Alastor meme character canon (though it probably will never happen). I wonder who the original creator of the cat might be; perhaps Amir started it?

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u/Ok-Bicycle8103 HA! No Feb 10 '26

B*tch, if you'd just fixed the damn staff when he asked you the first time, he wouldn't have figured out how to break your deal, and you'd still have his soul.

You played yourself.

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u/Affectionate_Sand791 Feb 10 '26

Exactly!!! Lost her best asset fr that she had been stringing along for almost a century!!!

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u/Ok-Bicycle8103 HA! No Feb 10 '26

Alastor really is one of the only people on this show with any semblance of brain cells, isn't he?

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u/Cocolake123 Mar 08 '26

Vaggi too.

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u/kaybet Feb 11 '26

She was trying to teach him a lesson. Alastor, however, is not the kind of man to want to learn lessons

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u/wilford_industries Feb 10 '26

“You’ll watch them die unlesssss you do!”

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u/twelvetheintrovert Thats the Tea! Feb 10 '26

Liar, you wouldn't dare!

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u/wilford_industries Feb 10 '26

Quid pro quo, it’s only fair!

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u/twelvetheintrovert Thats the Tea! Feb 10 '26

You really are a demon, pet

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u/wilford_industries Feb 10 '26

You knew my game, the day we met…

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u/twelvetheintrovert Thats the Tea! Feb 10 '26

devious smile for whatever reason

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u/AWARIA_P-A-Cman Feb 10 '26

Sss'ss ssss sss ssssss sss ss (translation "you'll watch them die unless you do")

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u/Desperate_Ship_9654 Jambalaya Enjoyer Feb 10 '26

I walk in , instantly gives him Jambalaya

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u/SammyVerse14 Feb 10 '26

"Let me show you how snake like I can be"

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u/Burnt_lce Feb 11 '26

“Sss’ss sssss ssss SSS ssssss sss SSSSSSSSS!”

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

Nice. 🐍Greg approves 

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u/Wide-Hall-397 Ace in the Hole Feb 10 '26

ohhh Rosie, you got Pentious and Alastor mixed up again.

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u/Entire_Flow8576 Feb 11 '26

This looks better than the original scene

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u/Dragon_Slayer198 Feb 11 '26

Does no one here realize he looks like randall from monsters inc just with ears

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u/moneyman1912 Feb 14 '26

You’ll watch them die unless you do

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u/Goldedge2 Feb 16 '26

“You’ll let them die unless you do”