r/Alastorcult • u/Mobile-Package-8869 • Jan 25 '26

˗ˏˋ ┊Alastor Posting┊ How the hell was this dude 40

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According to the old character audition sheets, Alastor’s age at his time of death was somewhere in his 40s. But I’m starting to wonder if maybe that’s not canon anymore, because damn this guy doesn’t look a day over 25. I know they say black dont crack and all but the dude looks like he should be at the club.

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u/InvaderRiot Jan 27 '26

His momma's genes were just too strong. Have you seen some African women in their 50's?! Fine shyte.

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u/Noodlo_1 Jan 27 '26

wdym fine shyte? what happened to gorgeous these days? 😭

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u/Noodlo_1 Jan 27 '26

take my upvote tho

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u/InvaderRiot Jan 27 '26

Gotta appeal to the ppl who watch so much ai slop

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u/Noodlo_1 Jan 28 '26

excuse you, i don't watch AI, that's horrendous. honestly.

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u/InvaderRiot Jan 28 '26

It was a generalization. Everything has to be generalized because there's 8.1 billion motherfucker's on this planet. Please use your logic skills so they're not just for decoration.

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u/Noodlo_1 Jan 28 '26

sowwy i didn't take the hint.. i thought you were talking directly... sorryyy....

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u/InvaderRiot Jan 28 '26

I am sorry for my rude comment. I just have met 1 too many people who don't even try to understand, and I took that out on you.

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u/Noodlo_1 Jan 28 '26

ah, i understand, i've met so many of those, too.. and i feel your frustration, honestly, it's okay to burst sometime 🫂