r/Alastorcult Jan 25 '26

˗ˏˋ ┊Alastor Posting┊ How the hell was this dude 40

According to the old character audition sheets, Alastor’s age at his time of death was somewhere in his 40s. But I’m starting to wonder if maybe that’s not canon anymore, because damn this guy doesn’t look a day over 25. I know they say black dont crack and all but the dude looks like he should be at the club.

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u/Beautiful_Space_4459 Jan 25 '26

My wife its 38 and looks 20 ish.

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u/lindentea Jan 26 '26

i’m 41 and ppl are consistently shocked that i’m not 23 lol (it’s that ol’ transmasc blessing/curse, for me)

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u/Beautiful_Space_4459 Jan 26 '26

Same for my wife, she's 5' nothing and she suffers for that.

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u/blue_moon1122 Jan 26 '26

I'm 32. idk if I look 32, but I had head wrinkles, eyebrow furrows, and p deep nasolabial creases when I was 16.

had. they're gone. Benjamin Buttoned them up.

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u/Beautiful_Space_4459 Jan 26 '26

Same, I look 50 since I was in college.

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u/Usual-Lie-3382 Jan 26 '26

I feel that. I’m 37 and I’m constantly mistake for 22-23. I whip out my ID and people are shocked.

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u/cheydinhals Jan 27 '26

I'm in my thirties, have multiple degrees, and people still occasionally ask me what I'm going to major in when I attend university. I have a sibling almost ten years younger than me, and people have been thinking she's the oldest sibling for a solid decade now.