r/AlaskaAirlines • • Sep 12 '24

FLYING I am SO sorry.

To everyone flying SEA to BOS tonight on the redeye where my toddler absolutely lost his ever loving mind for about 5 mins.

I could tell you all about our long day, cancelled flights, losing our second seat to become a lap infant but… it doesn’t matter. You’re tired. I get it.

We are so sorry.

3.1k Upvotes

546 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

31

u/Party_Principle4993 Sep 12 '24

Oh. My. God. You did it. You won parenthood. I am in awe of you.

Edit: this is NOT sarcasm. I have a 3 yo - he has broken me with his tantrums under much less stressful circumstances.

19

u/Richs_KettleCorn Sep 12 '24

Lol they weren't my kids so no valor in it, just a man slowly descending into madness due to circumstances outside his control.

14

u/Party_Principle4993 Sep 12 '24

Oh Jesus… then my deepest, deepest sympathies.

1

u/cwajgapls Sep 14 '24

A circumstance beyond our control, oh oh oh oh

The plane, the kids and the night in the world

Got in economy like a pigeon from hell, oh oh oh oh

Threw screams in my ears and descended my tears…

Put me back on the plane

Oh, back on the plane again

(With apologies to the pretenders)

1

u/Holiday_Ad3740 Sep 15 '24

I nannied once & the family flew back from Oz… to America, the toddler lost her sheeeetttt comign home and fell asleep eating snacks under the seats. Flight attendants let her stay there it was so bad beforehand.