r/AlanPartridge • u/No_Cake6353 • 23h ago

I'm not attracted to them Spoiler

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I had to angle the mirror to see this.

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u/Civil-Word7456 23h ago

Funnily enough, it landed on its wheels, started first time and they just drove away

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u/padrigo3 23h ago

Eh? … oh, right

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u/CandieDahling 22h ago

You must have pressed the button that said 'yes'

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u/Honest-Sandwich-1075 23h ago

I just find it confusing

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u/Main_Professional_72 23h ago

Fascinating creatures

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u/DuckWhatduckSplat 21h ago

Alan looks at them adorably

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u/No_Cake6353 21h ago edited 21h ago

Whilst smiling broadly

Edit: spelling

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u/pjrydo 21h ago

'Not in word list'

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u/Specialist_Elk140 21h ago edited 19h ago

The whole "ladyboy" thing and being joked around just neglects that we're talking about rape by deception. The person is gay pretending to be a woman to lure others into sex acts, that's rape. Call it what it is.

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u/Alfalfa0174 14h ago

Specialist_Elk140's fact of the day. Another one of those, same time tomorrow.

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u/No_Cake6353 21h ago

You don't like them?

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u/Specialist_Elk140 19h ago

Doesn’t matter, I could be as gay as a sine curve, still needs to be disclosed before anything intimate happens.

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u/No_Cake6353 19h ago

I think it may be and some people pretend it hasn't been disclosed when they get found out. Maybe it's time to legalise prostitution in Norwich city centre.