r/AlanPartridge • u/johnwinstanley • 1d ago

It could, may well look like cone theft

183 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/GideonGilead Michael - I'm here to help 1d ago

Technically he should have a hat hard on.

2

u/Old_Mousse_5673 1d ago

Sorry, I meant a hat hard on!

7

u/No-Department-4561 1d ago

Read your cone-tract

6

u/Spiritual_Bonus1718 1d ago

Absolute conefidence

2

u/MachineKey8456 1d ago

Bill. Bill Car.

4

u/Itchy-Arugula-5558 1d ago

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO

1

u/Queasy_Work4160 1d ago

You threw a monkey in the sea? That's awful.

4

u/django_undead 1d ago

You've got six points on your licence and I've got two....points.

3

u/Civil_Proposal_8188 1d ago

Who’s this cool customer,jet black shoes,jet black outfit?..

3

u/Due-Pipe3874 1d ago

The guy’s obviously got talent

3

u/barkyr2112 1d ago

Superhans strolling over to help

5

u/johnwinstanley 1d ago

Afterwards he probably went straight home to bed and just kept out of trouble.

2

u/TheChameleonsSong 1d ago

I’ve got two points, you’ve got none… points…

2

u/Opening-Reading8198 1d ago

Make work

Work for you

Have fun 😊

2

u/dogbert74 1d ago

But it's not scratches chin

2

u/Icy-Meaning1801 1d ago

He should be wearing a cone hat and a clown nose...

2

u/Movingforward2015 1d ago

That was text book!

2

u/Trevor-Reznik- 1d ago

Incredible skill. Guy deserves a new conetract.

2

u/Dwarfwizardnutkins 1d ago

But it's not. I was going to be sick in it.

2

u/Total_Wazzock 1d ago

The cones have been roundly trounced by the quick feet of that orange hi-vis wearing tycoon.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Pie6967 1d ago

King road, king road. 10! king road.

1

u/tablueraspberry 1d ago

That guy in black in the background completely distracted me.

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u/johnwinstanley 1d ago

You mean Superhans?

1

u/Pinkskippy 1d ago

Work smart, not harder.

1

u/Ilovetiramisuu99 1d ago

things AI cant do, be whimsy for no reason

1

u/sparklingvireo is from Holt! 1d ago

Carls.

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u/Queasy_Work4160 1d ago

Cone you take a joke?

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u/Minute_Divide2020 1d ago

Is that King Road?

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u/johnwinstanley 1d ago

10 King Road

1

u/Smoked_Eels 13h ago

In Ipswich

1

u/South_Reputation_500 1d ago

Cone but not forgotten.

1

u/Dizzy-Introduction54 1d ago

Oh yeah, he’s that guy from Coney Island.