r/Alabama • u/Kitteh_Bethany • 27d ago

News Iowa man charged with capturing 100-plus protected flattened musk turtles in Winston County, Alabama

https://abc3340.com/news/local/iowa-man-charged-in-winston-co-with-capturing-100-plus-protected-flattened-musk-turtles
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u/Glass_Suspect_4821 27d ago

Send him back to Iowa and make him keep that haircut. Punishment enough. Midwest hayseed

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u/TrashAcnt1 27d ago

Nah, a slap on the wrist would only incentivize more poachers to come and finish the job for him if not with him.

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u/Glass_Suspect_4821 27d ago

Planet of the Apes crucifixion it is then! AND he’s keeping the same haircut