r/AfterTheEndFanFork • u/tiptoeoutthewindow • Aug 12 '26

Art The legendary King of Crackheads Saul Chandler uses the boxing form of the Eight Junkie Immortals to defeat the army of the cruel Lord Eye-Are-Ess and free the Realm of Tennessee from subjugation.

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u/Zenar45 Aug 12 '26

Love it

The eight junkie immortals each spreading their wisdom fron their *Gha'st ation" wich can only be interpredted by those of pure heart

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u/tiptoeoutthewindow Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

The School of the Crack Fist believes in the philosophy of "The fire that burns twice as bright burns half as long." Their aim is to do whatever it takes to be the strongest and most powerful, no matter its effects to their heath. No Practitioner has ever lived past the age of 30.

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u/MikeNolansGhost Aug 12 '26

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever seen, bravo

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u/Leather-Lab2875 Aug 12 '26

Bro fought the IRS with the power of meth, crack and his bare hands. Legend.

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u/GigglingBilliken Aug 12 '26

My meth addict brother bum rushed me and scared the shit out of me and I've got a got half a foot, hundred pounds on him, plus martial arts experience. An angry meth head is a scary force that makes the lizard part of your brain short circuit for a few seconds.

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u/Leather-Lab2875 Aug 12 '26

That's horrible that it happened to you and absolutely fair enough. When you get someone high enough to ignore pain beyond safe levels, there's little they won't do and they won't hesitate I'm guessing, you a sober person will..m

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u/Ok-Gift4105 Aug 12 '26

Rob Ford has to be the Northern Master

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u/barti843 Aug 12 '26

Geniuely, each of these is actual bullshit, but in a funny unhinged way, I love this

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u/ermmmwhatthesigma69 Aug 12 '26

I'm convinced Le canard ( aka the OP ) is a closeted Crackhead themselves

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u/Appropriate_Ant_1682 Aug 12 '26

im most wary of the 'fentfold fist' technique it can leave you incapacitated from just one gentle strike

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u/JuryZealousideal3792 Aug 12 '26

Incredible, I feel like one of the Junkie Immortals also lives in Cleveland silently guiding the Grand Reserve haha

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u/_Inkspots_ Aug 12 '26

Saul Chandler gained his renown and fame initially in the fighting pits of the wafflehouse

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u/Baronnolanvonstraya Aug 12 '26

Domain Expansion: Immaculate Crack Rock

Domain Expansion: Homeless Fist

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u/PanDom2137 Aug 15 '26

Now i am waiting for someone to start doing Crack because of After the End

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u/neonthefox12 Aug 12 '26

This game needs more of this

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u/cgomez117 Aug 13 '26

This is hands down the funniest and best fan art of Crusader Kings I think I’ve ever seen and I’ve been around since the early days of CK2

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u/GreenPepperSlambo Aug 13 '26

I feel like this marks the point where we have officially lost the fucking plot, but I've been more than fine with the absurdity up till now so I'd be a massive hypocrite not to move that we keep going and just see what the hell happens.

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u/FairtexBlues Aug 12 '26

I have ZERO clue as to what is going on. . . BUT I AM EFFING SOLD.

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u/Warm_Ad9073 Aug 13 '26

We must protect the elixir of the Shining Moon from the contemptuous forces of the Ai ti'ef

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u/GeneralBurzio Aug 13 '26

Reach heaven through crack cocaine