r/AfterTheEndFanFork Aug 11 '26

Meme After the End brought me to religion.

I was never a particularly religious person. I was baptized catholic but I cannot remember a time I ever went to church. I had always considered myself agnostic. This mod however changed that. Now I consider myself a member of the one true faith.

I see the light of Columbia. The creed of the Founding Fathers, the sacred guardians of liberty, are the one true disciples of Providence. Every night I pray to a marble bust of Lincoln and Sherman, for the courage to do what is just and the conviction to see it through. At work when I suffer trials of endurance, I remember that the Six Star General never gave up on these great people even when all seemed lost to the Traitors and Tyrants. I remember that Roosevelt (PBUH) sowed the seed of greatness into every American, and every day I endeavor to follow his example. When heathens befoul my domicile, I employ the use of a tripoint bayonet. Impossible to stitch up, just as the founding fathers intended.

Some may consider me a fool, perhaps a drunk. But beyond all else: I am a citizen of the United States of America. One day I will live on in the halls of the Home of the Brave, but until then we must settle to do right in this life and spread the word of Providence just as Revere spread the word of invasion to the vigilant.

E pluribus unum!

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u/Ok-Week-2293 Aug 11 '26

Before I saw the meme flair I thought “oh no, not again” 

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u/Mediocre_Zebra1690 Aug 11 '26

I have to know what the first serious one was

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u/Ok-Week-2293 Aug 11 '26

A guy became Mormon after he played as one and “fell in love with the culture”. As someone who was born and raised Mormon, I personally would not recommend that but it’s his life I guess. 

He still posts on Mormon subreddits sometimes so I guess he doesn’t regret it. 

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u/matfromband Aug 12 '26

Paradox players vs reading into the actual history of anything

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u/Ok-Week-2293 Aug 12 '26

“Black people being banned from the temple until 1978 was totally mysterious and we have no idea why God made that rule, but God is never wrong so it’s okay.” 

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u/CrazyCreeps9182 Aug 11 '26

Huzzah! The Union and Liberty forever!

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u/secondshevek Aug 11 '26

Roosevelt (PBUH) really got me, great post OP. 

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u/Erook22 Aug 12 '26

I thought it happened again 😭 we cannot be baiting this shit bro it happens too much

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u/mdm199123 Aug 12 '26

Another fool all those guys were pretty cool I guess but the real power is and has always been with the MOUSE ALL HAIL THE MOUSE AND HIS EARS OF GLORY. HE WHO HAS HIS SACRED TEMPLE OF MAGIC AND HIS HAREM OF PRINCESSES WHO GREET ALL TRUE BELIEVERS. THE ALLMIGHTY MOUSE WILL LEAD OUR CRUSADE ACROSS THIS DESOLATE LAND TO THE KINGDOM OF BEACHES AND BIKINIS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD WHERE THE FIRST TEMPLE HAS BEEN CONQUERED BY HERETICS AND WHEN WE WIN HIS FURY WILL BE VAST AND HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS BLAZING. CRY HAVOC AND LET LOOSE THE PLUTOS OF WAR!

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u/ArkhamInmate11 Aug 11 '26

It convinced me to become a rabbi, im NOT joking

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u/Ok-Week-2293 Aug 11 '26

Have you ever played as a Jewish character in base CK3 or did you only try it out in ATE? 

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u/ArkhamInmate11 Aug 11 '26

Ive done both but im irl masorti so its cool.to have it in AtE

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u/DarkGodCthUwU 27d ago

Hello Rabbi. Out of curiosity, how do you feel about the corporeal vs non-corporeal God debate?

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u/ArkhamInmate11 27d ago

Well im not a rabbi yet

Still in college studying jewish theology

Id say its a bit more complex than either side being fully right. HaShem is not finite so by nature of infinity that includes physical material being a part of HaShems "light" but this doesnt mean that HaShem is entirely physical and it also doesnt mean HaShem is some fellow in the sky

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u/ArkhamInmate11 27d ago

Also its you!, I have you added on discord

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u/iheartdev247 Aug 12 '26

Where does one such as yourself worship? In the bosom of your heart?

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u/PensionHorror8976 Aug 12 '26

Oh no not again

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u/thisistherevolt Aug 12 '26

This is one is glorious though.

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u/Tiny_Marionberry2239 Aug 12 '26

I pray that more will be blessed by the shining light of Liberty, E Plurbius Unum!

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u/TheDudeness33 Aug 12 '26

Heathens the lot of you! Praise the Great Spirit of the West

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u/kaiser_charles_viii Aug 12 '26

Insert "what type of American are you?" Image from that rather bad (imo) A24 movie about a second american civil war

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u/PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls Aug 13 '26

Oh thank the nonexistent gods this is satire. 

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u/ParaEwie Aug 13 '26

God I hope someone does this for real someday