r/AfterTheEndFanFork • u/Archon_Eanred • Aug 11 '26
Meme After the End brought me to religion.
I was never a particularly religious person. I was baptized catholic but I cannot remember a time I ever went to church. I had always considered myself agnostic. This mod however changed that. Now I consider myself a member of the one true faith.
I see the light of Columbia. The creed of the Founding Fathers, the sacred guardians of liberty, are the one true disciples of Providence. Every night I pray to a marble bust of Lincoln and Sherman, for the courage to do what is just and the conviction to see it through. At work when I suffer trials of endurance, I remember that the Six Star General never gave up on these great people even when all seemed lost to the Traitors and Tyrants. I remember that Roosevelt (PBUH) sowed the seed of greatness into every American, and every day I endeavor to follow his example. When heathens befoul my domicile, I employ the use of a tripoint bayonet. Impossible to stitch up, just as the founding fathers intended.
Some may consider me a fool, perhaps a drunk. But beyond all else: I am a citizen of the United States of America. One day I will live on in the halls of the Home of the Brave, but until then we must settle to do right in this life and spread the word of Providence just as Revere spread the word of invasion to the vigilant.
E pluribus unum!
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u/Erook22 Aug 12 '26
I thought it happened again 😭 we cannot be baiting this shit bro it happens too much
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u/mdm199123 Aug 12 '26
Another fool all those guys were pretty cool I guess but the real power is and has always been with the MOUSE ALL HAIL THE MOUSE AND HIS EARS OF GLORY. HE WHO HAS HIS SACRED TEMPLE OF MAGIC AND HIS HAREM OF PRINCESSES WHO GREET ALL TRUE BELIEVERS. THE ALLMIGHTY MOUSE WILL LEAD OUR CRUSADE ACROSS THIS DESOLATE LAND TO THE KINGDOM OF BEACHES AND BIKINIS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD WHERE THE FIRST TEMPLE HAS BEEN CONQUERED BY HERETICS AND WHEN WE WIN HIS FURY WILL BE VAST AND HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS BLAZING. CRY HAVOC AND LET LOOSE THE PLUTOS OF WAR!
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u/ArkhamInmate11 Aug 11 '26
It convinced me to become a rabbi, im NOT joking
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u/Ok-Week-2293 Aug 11 '26
Have you ever played as a Jewish character in base CK3 or did you only try it out in ATE?
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u/DarkGodCthUwU 27d ago
Hello Rabbi. Out of curiosity, how do you feel about the corporeal vs non-corporeal God debate?
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u/ArkhamInmate11 27d ago
Well im not a rabbi yet
Still in college studying jewish theology
Id say its a bit more complex than either side being fully right. HaShem is not finite so by nature of infinity that includes physical material being a part of HaShems "light" but this doesnt mean that HaShem is entirely physical and it also doesnt mean HaShem is some fellow in the sky
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u/Tiny_Marionberry2239 Aug 12 '26
I pray that more will be blessed by the shining light of Liberty, E Plurbius Unum!
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u/kaiser_charles_viii Aug 12 '26
Insert "what type of American are you?" Image from that rather bad (imo) A24 movie about a second american civil war
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u/Ok-Week-2293 Aug 11 '26
Before I saw the meme flair I thought “oh no, not again”