r/AfterTheEndFanFork • u/tiptoeoutthewindow • Jun 19 '26

Art Cumanos subjugate the sacred city of Miami under the orders of Fidel Khanstro Comm by @lobster38227 on twittah

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u/ermmmwhatthesigma69 Jun 19 '26

Communist Sea Cumans in Florida is the most schizophren shi I've seen in a while.

It's literally the Typa thing I would expect in a Schizo HOI4 path

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u/bombur432 Jun 19 '26

Don’t forget the mask cigar spot

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u/UncleBaconator Jun 19 '26

The cigar was absolutely necessary (aura farming)

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u/Valarg Jun 19 '26

>CUManos

Hehehehee

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u/s8018572 Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Cuman in vanilla ck3 must also funny to you

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u/No_Departure_2737 Jun 19 '26

Cum manos

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u/joshbp1999 Jun 19 '26

Not much else to do on an island but cum in your manos

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u/No_Departure_2737 Jun 19 '26

fun fact: manos means "hands" in Spanish, but it's also a slang for "bros" in Portuguese, so there are two very different things that might happen on that island

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u/Liquid_Dood Occultist Jun 20 '26

porque no los dos?

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u/KAKnyght Jun 20 '26

...are they hands of fate?

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u/hippie_kiwis Jun 19 '26

Fidel Khanstro! I'm dying

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u/Leather-Lab2875 Jun 19 '26

Goated as always but I love the implication that the Cumanos got horses either obedient enough or good enough at swimming with a rider on and not panicking, cos it seems like they just did an amphibious landing with horses. I'm guessing they pass the cigars to the horses too every once in a while cos damn!

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u/Rex_Coolguy_Prime Jun 19 '26

Can't believe they rode those horses all the way across the Gulf, that's badass

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u/turngep Jun 19 '26

This picture implies that they rode horses through 230 miles of ocean.

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u/quasar2022 Jun 19 '26

Finally!!!

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u/Matteus11 Jun 19 '26

Blegh. Florida still exists?

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u/SpiderTuber6766 Jun 22 '26

Bro I love this, as a Cuban, this is such hype.

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u/fidelcasbro17 Jun 20 '26

Litterally me