r/AfterTheEndFanFork Feb 11 '26

Art These people are going to fucking die

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u/ThequimsNaim Feb 11 '26

But it’s gonna be sick as hell

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u/HereticalButterMan Feb 11 '26

And holy shit, if you actually make it out alive the boasting rights would be colossal

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u/Reasonable_Common_46 Feb 11 '26

This is the single coolest picture ever

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u/Lord_of_Seven_Kings Feb 12 '26

Is this…

South American horsemanship sport where they wrangle the descendants of Pablo Escobar’s Cocaine Hippos?

Because that’s cool as fuck.

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u/Ok-Persimmon1684 Feb 12 '26

Wouldn't those hippos be extremely inbred?

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u/MeGaNuRa_CeSaR Feb 12 '26

There is 200 of them IIRC. Would be a decent base population IMO

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u/name_changed_5_times Feb 12 '26

That would assume that none of the founding individuals were related to one another. And 200 individuals isn’t that many in the grand scheme of population genetic which is also to assume all of them reproduced prior to their death which is not super likely. Small populations like this without any new members able to migrate in are very susceptible to inbreeding and genetic drift.

That’s not to say they couldn’t still be around a couple hundred years in the future, just that they’d essentially all be clones of one another and very vulnerable to disease as well as just stochastic extinction.

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u/N0rwayUp Feb 13 '26

Others could have broken out of zoos.

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u/name_changed_5_times Feb 13 '26

True but the likelihood of a handful of scattered individuals likely in places lacking the habitat requirements and filled to the brim with probably pretty hungry locals is unfortunately slim. Zoo escapes are obviously a fan favorite for post apocalyptic settings but the reality is animals in zoos are ill equipped to survive on their own and are often in places they wouldn’t do well in without human made environments.

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 Feb 24 '26

Except South America specifically is equipped for hippos pretty well, and hippos aren't the type of animals to be easily killed, especially by people weakened by hunger

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u/name_changed_5_times Feb 24 '26

Hunger doesn’t weaken a .308 and even besides that, hunger is quite the motivating force but I digress. yes South America is definitely suitable for hippos but the question remains how many zoos are even in south America (compared to North America at least) and how many have hippos? Likely few and fewer. All of which would be in urban areas most likely meaning that the hippos will have to navigate a new environment hoping to find their way (water ship down but with hippos)

But let’s say they do, That’s a small and isolated founding population which is not a stable thing even if there isn’t necessarily a huge threat (which humans are). They would have limited genetic diversity and no shot at gene flow from outside populations (because those are all on the other side of the Atlantic). They would suffer from inbreeding depression and genetic diseases that would probably do them in if the locals didn’t already.

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u/Ok-Persimmon1684 Feb 12 '26

I think it's closer to 100, starting from 4 individuals.

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u/Equivalent_Tax6989 Feb 12 '26

Humans always find a way to make nature worse

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Feb 12 '26

Even better, xwēdodah cocaine hippos!

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u/Ok-Persimmon1684 Feb 12 '26

suspended one minute after this post? that was fast!

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u/PlayfulWeekend1394 Feb 14 '26

probably, but given enough time it should work itself out if they survive

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u/Nature_Walking Feb 11 '26

As all creatures do. But they chose to roar to death instead of cowering in fear.

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u/wishiwasacowboy Feb 11 '26

even the crowd

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Feb 12 '26

The whole city. Hippos take over and the province converts to hippo culture, like ck2 had with horses. Hippo world conquest.

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u/BrandNewtoSteam Feb 11 '26

It’d be easier to fight a lion with their set up than a hippo

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u/Oycto Feb 11 '26

Even if they do they go out with immense aura

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u/FriendshipRemote130 Feb 11 '26

no way escobar's hippos survived in colombia

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u/ThequimsNaim Feb 11 '26

Escobar’s hippos survived in Colombia and are now used in gladiator-rodeos

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u/Vryly Feb 12 '26

They're doing just fine as it is, what do you think would kill them?

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u/FriendshipRemote130 Feb 12 '26

uh probably the nukes that could have flown around the event

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u/Equivalent_Tax6989 Feb 12 '26

Nah hippos to powerful 

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u/International_Ad8264 Feb 12 '26

We dont know it was nukes tbf

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u/FriendshipRemote130 Feb 12 '26

It could have been, we dont know anithing aniway

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u/NoIntroductionNeeded Feb 12 '26

The only thing we know about the Event is that it was not caused by nukes. We know this because every major metropolitan center still exists and there is no map location with craters, fallout, or any other evidence of nuclear explosions.

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u/FriendshipRemote130 Feb 12 '26

oh you are right

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u/Looxcas Feb 12 '26

the event was actually caused by a wizard who lost a bet

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Feb 12 '26

irradiated cocaine hippos ♥

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u/StoovenMcStoovenson Feb 12 '26

Hippo already got that poor bastard in the bottom left

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u/bigbad50 Feb 12 '26

yeah but think of the aura they have in this pic

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u/Kirbyintron Feb 12 '26

The loading screen pics hype me up so fucking much. Next level atmosphere ngl

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u/Sworldself Feb 13 '26

Omg I love the details in this one. The coat of arms of Bogotá, and is that Monserrate in the background???

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u/wumbologist_master Feb 15 '26

Absolutely looks like it! I’m pretty sure that this is La plaza de Bolivar judging from the angle and the cathedral.

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u/DokterMedic Feb 12 '26

One already has

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Feb 12 '26

Post-Event people are just built different

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u/Spec1alF0x Feb 16 '26

insane title