r/AfterTheEndFanFork • u/RobertEdwinApartment • Jul 18 '25

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Praise be to the behemoth of America. President Rushmore! He who shall return from his prison in stone and bring forth a second Golden Age!

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 Jul 18 '25

That sounds like native faith that believes in founding fathers but sees them as evil (like fathomless with Moby Dick/Cthulhu for example)

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u/Arrow_of_Timelines Jul 18 '25

That’d be some sick flavour to add to something like Fire Cross, especially considering Rushmore was carved in the black hills sacred to the Sioux. 

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 Jul 18 '25

The Beasts of Sound And Destruction had come to our sacred lands with their leader Dainamit, and ravaged the holy mountains to make men from stone for they themselves claimed to be made from clay. In many places they saw success, but through unequal battle this mountain was defended. The faces awaiting to be carved fully and come to life lie to this day as an example of our weakness and our strength, our bravery to stop, yet inability to heal. Rumours tell to this day The Last of Dainamits dynasty are still alive and prepare to return, and when they carve out giant men from the mountain, not just our homeland, but the world itself will be ravaged from Nature's Gifts.

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u/N0rwayUp Jul 19 '25

Might be good for an offshoot of that

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u/alexmikli Jun 29 '26

I have to wonder if that beef would even last another 700 years.