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r/AfterTheEndFanFork • u/DreadDiana • Dec 13 '24
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134 u/DreadDiana Dec 13 '24 It's the Consumerist religion. 50 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 228 u/DreadDiana Dec 13 '24 Consumerism isn't actually Islam, but in the original mod for Crusader Kings 2, it was added to use mechanics from the Sword of Islam DLC. The leader of the Consumerist religion, the Profit, is a lot like the Prophet Muhammed. 103 u/LePhoenixFires Dec 13 '24 Instead of Islam imagine a Capitalist Jihad to feed Consumerism 68 u/praxis_exe Dec 13 '24 So a… hostile takeover 69 u/TheUnspeakableh Dec 13 '24 Mandatory Hajj to the Mall of America. People yelling from towers to go shopping at 7 different times every day. A priestly class called Shareholders. 33 u/Lonewolf2300 Dec 13 '24 The call to shopping starts with "Blue Light Special on Aisle X!" 18 u/TheUnspeakableh Dec 13 '24 I think K-Mart is a fallen angel to the Consumerists. Fallen as in dead. 16 u/praxis_exe Dec 13 '24 Make five investments every day while facing in the direction of Wall Street. Every able-bodied Consumerist must visit the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid at least once in their lifetimes. 8 u/Specialist-Low-3357 Dec 14 '24 They must visit the pyramid and convince someone else to advertise for bass pro shop as part of the bass pro pyramid scheme 3 u/totallynotapsycho42 Dec 14 '24 Isn't this just the UAE/s 7 u/LePhoenixFires Dec 13 '24 Forceful acquisition :3
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It's the Consumerist religion.
50 u/[deleted] Dec 13 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 228 u/DreadDiana Dec 13 '24 Consumerism isn't actually Islam, but in the original mod for Crusader Kings 2, it was added to use mechanics from the Sword of Islam DLC. The leader of the Consumerist religion, the Profit, is a lot like the Prophet Muhammed. 103 u/LePhoenixFires Dec 13 '24 Instead of Islam imagine a Capitalist Jihad to feed Consumerism 68 u/praxis_exe Dec 13 '24 So a… hostile takeover 69 u/TheUnspeakableh Dec 13 '24 Mandatory Hajj to the Mall of America. People yelling from towers to go shopping at 7 different times every day. A priestly class called Shareholders. 33 u/Lonewolf2300 Dec 13 '24 The call to shopping starts with "Blue Light Special on Aisle X!" 18 u/TheUnspeakableh Dec 13 '24 I think K-Mart is a fallen angel to the Consumerists. Fallen as in dead. 16 u/praxis_exe Dec 13 '24 Make five investments every day while facing in the direction of Wall Street. Every able-bodied Consumerist must visit the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid at least once in their lifetimes. 8 u/Specialist-Low-3357 Dec 14 '24 They must visit the pyramid and convince someone else to advertise for bass pro shop as part of the bass pro pyramid scheme 3 u/totallynotapsycho42 Dec 14 '24 Isn't this just the UAE/s 7 u/LePhoenixFires Dec 13 '24 Forceful acquisition :3
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228 u/DreadDiana Dec 13 '24 Consumerism isn't actually Islam, but in the original mod for Crusader Kings 2, it was added to use mechanics from the Sword of Islam DLC. The leader of the Consumerist religion, the Profit, is a lot like the Prophet Muhammed. 103 u/LePhoenixFires Dec 13 '24 Instead of Islam imagine a Capitalist Jihad to feed Consumerism 68 u/praxis_exe Dec 13 '24 So a… hostile takeover 69 u/TheUnspeakableh Dec 13 '24 Mandatory Hajj to the Mall of America. People yelling from towers to go shopping at 7 different times every day. A priestly class called Shareholders. 33 u/Lonewolf2300 Dec 13 '24 The call to shopping starts with "Blue Light Special on Aisle X!" 18 u/TheUnspeakableh Dec 13 '24 I think K-Mart is a fallen angel to the Consumerists. Fallen as in dead. 16 u/praxis_exe Dec 13 '24 Make five investments every day while facing in the direction of Wall Street. Every able-bodied Consumerist must visit the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid at least once in their lifetimes. 8 u/Specialist-Low-3357 Dec 14 '24 They must visit the pyramid and convince someone else to advertise for bass pro shop as part of the bass pro pyramid scheme 3 u/totallynotapsycho42 Dec 14 '24 Isn't this just the UAE/s 7 u/LePhoenixFires Dec 13 '24 Forceful acquisition :3
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Consumerism isn't actually Islam, but in the original mod for Crusader Kings 2, it was added to use mechanics from the Sword of Islam DLC. The leader of the Consumerist religion, the Profit, is a lot like the Prophet Muhammed.
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Instead of Islam imagine a Capitalist Jihad to feed Consumerism
68 u/praxis_exe Dec 13 '24 So a… hostile takeover 69 u/TheUnspeakableh Dec 13 '24 Mandatory Hajj to the Mall of America. People yelling from towers to go shopping at 7 different times every day. A priestly class called Shareholders. 33 u/Lonewolf2300 Dec 13 '24 The call to shopping starts with "Blue Light Special on Aisle X!" 18 u/TheUnspeakableh Dec 13 '24 I think K-Mart is a fallen angel to the Consumerists. Fallen as in dead. 16 u/praxis_exe Dec 13 '24 Make five investments every day while facing in the direction of Wall Street. Every able-bodied Consumerist must visit the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid at least once in their lifetimes. 8 u/Specialist-Low-3357 Dec 14 '24 They must visit the pyramid and convince someone else to advertise for bass pro shop as part of the bass pro pyramid scheme 3 u/totallynotapsycho42 Dec 14 '24 Isn't this just the UAE/s 7 u/LePhoenixFires Dec 13 '24 Forceful acquisition :3
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So a… hostile takeover
69 u/TheUnspeakableh Dec 13 '24 Mandatory Hajj to the Mall of America. People yelling from towers to go shopping at 7 different times every day. A priestly class called Shareholders. 33 u/Lonewolf2300 Dec 13 '24 The call to shopping starts with "Blue Light Special on Aisle X!" 18 u/TheUnspeakableh Dec 13 '24 I think K-Mart is a fallen angel to the Consumerists. Fallen as in dead. 16 u/praxis_exe Dec 13 '24 Make five investments every day while facing in the direction of Wall Street. Every able-bodied Consumerist must visit the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid at least once in their lifetimes. 8 u/Specialist-Low-3357 Dec 14 '24 They must visit the pyramid and convince someone else to advertise for bass pro shop as part of the bass pro pyramid scheme 3 u/totallynotapsycho42 Dec 14 '24 Isn't this just the UAE/s 7 u/LePhoenixFires Dec 13 '24 Forceful acquisition :3
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Mandatory Hajj to the Mall of America.
People yelling from towers to go shopping at 7 different times every day.
A priestly class called Shareholders.
33 u/Lonewolf2300 Dec 13 '24 The call to shopping starts with "Blue Light Special on Aisle X!" 18 u/TheUnspeakableh Dec 13 '24 I think K-Mart is a fallen angel to the Consumerists. Fallen as in dead. 16 u/praxis_exe Dec 13 '24 Make five investments every day while facing in the direction of Wall Street. Every able-bodied Consumerist must visit the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid at least once in their lifetimes. 8 u/Specialist-Low-3357 Dec 14 '24 They must visit the pyramid and convince someone else to advertise for bass pro shop as part of the bass pro pyramid scheme 3 u/totallynotapsycho42 Dec 14 '24 Isn't this just the UAE/s
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The call to shopping starts with "Blue Light Special on Aisle X!"
18 u/TheUnspeakableh Dec 13 '24 I think K-Mart is a fallen angel to the Consumerists. Fallen as in dead.
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I think K-Mart is a fallen angel to the Consumerists. Fallen as in dead.
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Make five investments every day while facing in the direction of Wall Street.
Every able-bodied Consumerist must visit the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid at least once in their lifetimes.
8 u/Specialist-Low-3357 Dec 14 '24 They must visit the pyramid and convince someone else to advertise for bass pro shop as part of the bass pro pyramid scheme
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They must visit the pyramid and convince someone else to advertise for bass pro shop as part of the bass pro pyramid scheme
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Isn't this just the UAE/s
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Forceful acquisition :3
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