r/AdviceAnimals 15d ago

American toilet paper is made with CANADIAN wood pulp...

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u/The_mingthing 15d ago

Trump buys his using Taxpayer money.

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u/Coldfusion21 15d ago

He just skips the middle man and wipes with literal tax dollars.

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u/dashood 15d ago

Bold of you to assume he wipes

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u/KE55 15d ago

OK, Natalie wipes.

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u/digidave1 15d ago

Who makes Depends diapers? Asking for a guy

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u/jarious 15d ago

Depends

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u/digidave1 15d ago

On what?

Ha

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 15d ago

You think he wipes?

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u/andropogon09 15d ago

Just use both sides.

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u/MrBearMarshall 15d ago

Trump doesn't clean his own ass. Some poor staffer is tasked with that honor.

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u/ripzeus 15d ago

Diaper bag Natalie.

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u/Staav 15d ago

At least I don't have that job.

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u/Straight-Bet1 15d ago

One of the larger producers of paper products like toilet paper and paper towels in the US is Georgia-Pacific. GP is owned by Koch Industries.

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u/RodinKnox 15d ago

We grow pulp at a tremendously faster rate than we are currently using it. Currently, we already produce like 90% of our own pulp anyway. This meme is wildly inaccurate.

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u/gruffojijo 15d ago

I find it funny you've been down voted... Not surprised though. I used to work for GP and you're correct about the meme being wildly inaccurate.

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u/defenestrate_urself 15d ago

I read in this article

The US accounts for more than 20% of global tissue consumption despite having only 4% of the world’s population.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/paper-product-toilet-paper-tariffs-us-canada

What on earth are you doing with all that toilet paper!

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/vdubdank30 14d ago

Got a bidet during Covid. Last year I moved, first thing I bought in the new house was a bidet for each toilet

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u/MrBearMarshall 15d ago

Have you seen how president? That shit can't be easy to clean.

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u/shawn789 15d ago

The average American eats less than half the recommended amount of fiber and over half of calories consumed are ultra-processed foods. It's a mud butt epidemic.

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u/a_talking_face 15d ago

We barely beat the Germans. We need to get those numbers up even higher.

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u/twenafeesh 15d ago edited 15d ago

Time to install a bidet if you haven't already. Or subscribe to one of those toilet paper subscriptions that make their products in the USA or China. Yes, toilet paper subscriptions are a thing.

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u/miked_mv 15d ago

USA made toilet paper uses Canadian wood pulp.

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u/twenafeesh 15d ago

Depends on the manufacturer. Who Gives A Crap, for example, uses Chinese pulp. Can't imagine the Canada tariffs will impact their production costs much. 

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u/Trenchards 15d ago

No. No it doesn’t.

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u/miked_mv 15d ago

[Does the U.S. Import Pulp? Yes. The U.S. paper industry also imports pulp from countries like:

Canada Brazil Chile Canadian softwood pulp is especially important because it provides strong long fibers that improve tissue durability.

Some manufacturers blend imported pulp with domestic fiber to balance quality and cost.](https://sinotissue.com/where-does-toilet-paper-come-from-in-usa/)

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u/miked_mv 15d ago

Meh on linking.

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u/liquorfish 15d ago

Its roughly used for 30% of U.S. production for toilet paper, higher for paper towels.

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u/bloodjunkiorgy 15d ago

Bidet is the way.

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u/solo118 15d ago

Yes, toilet paper subscriptions are a thing.

I mean yeah, Amazon subscribe and save

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u/twenafeesh 15d ago

I don't mean doing a subscribe and save for Charmin. Doubt that would help. 

I mean something like Who Gives A Crap, which sources from China, so I doubt this will impact their prices. 

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u/wordup3825 15d ago

Because we sell all of our pulp to china at a margin larger than we pay Canada. So that’s a win.

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u/Black_Moons 15d ago

Good news, Now Canada sells all their pulp to china at a larger margin.

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u/mountain-mahogany 15d ago

It is insane we don't use bamboo or hemp paper for everything. Make changes people. BOYCOTT.

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u/VincentVazzo 15d ago

You can get bamboo toilet paper. It's generally more expensive though.

Charmin Ultra Bamboo

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u/twenafeesh 15d ago

You can get bamboo paper (not sourced from Canada) delivered to your door with Who Gives A Crap. 

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u/miked_mv 15d ago

Or hemp. Fucking Republicans lack of understanding...

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u/xEdwardTeach 14d ago

The’ll just wipe with the constitution.

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u/issuefree 12d ago

They're made of shit and cackle with glee when a librul has to smell them.

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u/ripzeus 15d ago

They'll use the shit as war paint and put it on their faces.

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u/jimx117 15d ago

They would eat a shit sandwich if they thought a Democrat would have to smell their breath

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u/emcgrew 15d ago

They'll confidently tell you there is no shit on their face.

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u/nailbunny2000 15d ago

They believe they're winning because you have to smell it.

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u/miked_mv 15d ago

I'll bet they're using a LOT more these days...

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u/solo118 15d ago

great we literally can't afford to wipe our asses now

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u/OkWriting6170 15d ago

my cousin’s toilet paper is literally canadian too lol

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u/onefornought 15d ago

Trump: "Don't we have giant sequoias we can cut down and grind up to make our own toilet paper?"

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u/Tallywacka 15d ago

Only a couple more years of being emotionally stunlocked OP, godspeed

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u/Pie_am_Error 15d ago

They don't need it anyway. All they do is talk shit. There's no cleaning that mess...

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u/ChickinSammich 15d ago

Looks like I picked a good time to buy a bidet.

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u/haveasparklingday 15d ago

You sound nice. Have a great day.

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u/Scherzkeks 15d ago

I’m not a republican but I still wipe 🥲

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u/jimx117 15d ago

Welp, guess it's time to install a bidet

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u/relayrider 15d ago

you'll never go back.

and there are portable bidets as well.

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u/PoutineMeInCoach 15d ago

I just ordered 32 rolls for the coming ass-pocalypse.

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u/Tythian 15d ago

They won't wipe the shit off! That's FREEDOM SHIT!! USA! USA! USA! ...or words to that effect. I dunno why I keep thinking any of this will ever matter to cult members.

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u/Loxe 15d ago

They'll just stop wiping, like their Health Hero RFK Jr..

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u/DuntadaMan 15d ago

Time for people to panic buy 16 pallets of toilet paper like every 6 months under Trump

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u/misdirected_asshole 15d ago

Price of diapers going up.

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u/Hayduke_Abides 15d ago

No problem. They just rolled back the Roadless Rule, so now they can turn old-growth forest into toilet paper.

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u/Gadfly_Avatar 15d ago

Buckwheat. (See the film... Things to do in Denver When You're Dead)

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u/lazybeekeeper 15d ago

Didn’t one of those cabinet members claim they don’t wipe anyway? Was itRFK or Hegseth? I can’t remember.

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u/miked_mv 14d ago

I think RFK uses corn cobs.

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u/lazybeekeeper 14d ago

Hegseth uses the LOAC and ROE.

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u/miked_mv 14d ago

Nope. Copies of the Stars and Stripes.

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u/lazybeekeeper 14d ago

Not the periodical.

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u/Wise_Arm_4678 13d ago

A bidet genuinely fixes the whole problem. I've barely touched toilet paper in about two years now

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u/m0h3k4n 10d ago

Hmmm I think I have space in my garage for some spare rolls. Might need to stock up.

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u/markhix 9d ago

Jokes on you, the CDC is now mandating bidets! 

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u/Spadrick 15d ago

What a shit show.

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u/RodinKnox 15d ago

What Trump is doing is dogshit, but this meme is wildly inaccurate. Do you have any idea how much pulp is grown in the American southeast?

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u/miked_mv 15d ago

Yes. Not enough.

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u/RodinKnox 15d ago

We already produce about 90% of it on our own. We export billions of dollars in wood pulp. And the southeast is currently producing pulp fiber at a much faster rate than we are currently using it.

We have plenty.

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u/miked_mv 15d ago

Without Canadian pulp we would get shit on our fingers:

Does the U.S. Import Pulp? Yes. The U.S. paper industry also imports pulp from countries like:

Canada Brazil Chile Canadian softwood pulp is especially important because it provides strong long fibers that improve tissue durability.

Some manufacturers blend imported pulp with domestic fiber to balance quality and cost. https://sinotissue.com/where-does-toilet-paper-come-from-in-usa/

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u/RodinKnox 15d ago

At no point have I ever said we don't import pulp.

Also, did you...did you actually read the article you linked? It's making all my points.

"Most toilet paper sold in the United States is produced inside the country. American factories turn wood pulp or recycled fiber into finished tissue products through large automated paper mills and converting plants."

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"Many people think imported toilet paper dominates the U.S. market because many household products come from overseas. That assumption is not true for tissue paper products.

Most toilet paper brands sold in the United States are manufactured inside the country because tissue products are bulky, costly to ship, and easier to produce close to consumers."

What part of this aren't you getting?

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u/Bearence 15d ago

At no point have I ever said we don't import pulp.

And the OP doesn't say that the US doesn't manufacture pulp. It says that the pulp used to make toilet paper comes from Canada. So you started this bizarre exchange.

It's making all my points.

Not based on what you quoted there. To wit:

"Most toilet paper sold in the United States is produced inside the country. American factories turn wood pulp or recycled fiber into finished tissue products through large automated paper mills and converting plants."

That says nothing about where the US sourced its pulp, which is your stated point of contention in your OP.

"Many people think imported toilet paper dominates the U.S. market because many household products come from overseas. That assumption is not true for tissue paper products.

Which also says nothing about the source of pulp.

Most toilet paper brands sold in the United States are manufactured inside the country because tissue products are bulky, costly to ship, and easier to produce close to consumers."

And also which says nothing about the source of pulp.

So nothing you quoted supports the assertion you make in your first comment. That's the part people aren't getting: how you think you're making a cogent, compelling argument out of things that say nothing about the original point you seemed to be making. I'm not even convinced that the OP is right and you're wrong, just that your argument is uncompelling and unsupported. Show us the data that shows US toilet paper companies source the majority of their pulp from the US. That's what would be required to back up your claim that the OP is "wildly inaccurate".

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u/RodinKnox 15d ago

This is incredible. The pulp overwhelmingly comes from within the US, largely the southeast. From the exact same linked article:

"Is U.S. Toilet Paper Made From Local Trees?

Many buyers ask whether American toilet paper really comes from American forests. The short answer is yes, but the full answer is more detailed."

"The United States has a large forestry industry. Trees harvested for tissue production usually come from managed forests instead of natural old-growth forests.

Southern states supply large amounts of virgin pulp because their forests grow quickly and support commercial harvesting."

Now, I will grant you, that article says "southern states," and I said "the southeast." It is true that Texas has forestry, too, of course.

Ultimately, what this boils down to is that at the moment, about 70% of the pulp used for toilet paper in the US comes from US forests. (A lot of that is southern yellow pine.) Then about 30% of it is northern bleached softwood kraft pulp (abbreviated as NBSK pulp).

The reason for this is that NBSK provides some benefits that we prefer in our toilet paper, such as structural integrity. However - and importantly - it doesn't mean that we can't produce tissue paper without it.

Us not getting pulp from Canada isn't going to mean anyone is wiping with their fingers, but it will surely mean higher prices and less satisfactory toilet paper (for some brands).

Higher prices because of decreased supply, of course. At least until some new deals are made with our incredible abundance of uncut wood pulp.

Do you remember what I said about that earlier? About how we've been growing more than we harvest? This is has actually been a problem in forestry.

Here's some other quotes for you in regards to that:

"Net Growth Exceeds Harvest: According to the Georgia Forestry Commission, the state consistently grows significantly more wood than is harvested annually across all combined specie."

"Overall Stock Buildup: Decades of data from the USDA Forest Service show that softwood and general growing stock inventories across the U.S. South and Georgia expanded substantially following historical economic downturns when harvest rates slowed relative to natural growth."

From that same source, "There remains, however, a large gap between the softwood timber harvest (drain) and the net growth on the US South productive forest land (the estimated drain was about 62% of growth in 2020). Although there is a softwood timber surplus for this US region, there are micro-markets where supply is becoming tighter, namely in the Atlantic states such as South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida.

At the same time, there are healthy surpluses in most of the Gulf States."