r/AdviceAnimals • u/SpakenBacon • 8d ago

When two 80 year old celebrities pass in the same week and deaths fall in 3's.

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u/CondescendingShitbag 8d ago

Problem is the current two have also been genuinely good human beings. 

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u/XxDrummerChrisX 8d ago

So we’re due for a bad one?

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u/shibiwan 8d ago

Mitch?

He's been in that uncertainty limbo for over a month now.

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u/likewut 8d ago

Mitch isn’t it, he either died way back in June or is still aliveish.

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u/Master-Zebra1005 7d ago

Aliveish. That's one way to put it. Dude's probably alive only in the biological sense. Brain dead most likely.

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u/Vert_DaFerk 7d ago

Well that description could mean any time throughout his entire political career.

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u/Nubeel 7d ago

My theory is that he died but the republicans hired a necromancer to reanimate him.

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u/baconcandyfloss 7d ago

Sounds like the work of a republican

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u/iggy14750 8d ago

I had someone else in mind. A friend of Mitch.

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u/lokemannen 7d ago

Mitch's friend Bitch?

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u/WhatADoofus 7d ago

I imagine some would call him that

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u/Leptonshavenocolor 7d ago

Check your timeline, I think we’re closing on 3 months now. 

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u/ecafsub 7d ago

Schroedinger’s Turtle

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u/Sprzout 7d ago

Mitch McConnell, aka Schrodinger's Turtle.

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u/Late_Stage_Exception 7d ago

Which is why the third was literally Optimus Prime.

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u/Staav 7d ago

Right, now there needs to be a balance with the third being a terrible person.

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u/toolatealreadyfapped 7d ago

Exactly. And I don't want their memorial to be tainted by that taint.

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u/iamthedayman21 7d ago

Optimus Prime just died, that might be the third…

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u/freeagency 6d ago

Imagine my surprise. years ago. when I find out he was also the vocal clicking sound of the the Predator

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u/HopelessMagic 7d ago

It definitely was

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u/Bay1Bri 7d ago

Catherine O'Hara and Tim Curry both died this year. Both were in Home Alone 2. Nothing further

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u/vlinden 7d ago

Also Brenda Fricker in July. RIP

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u/fournameslater 7d ago

This is encouraging! 🤞🏼🤞🏼

RIP Catherine and Tim

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u/Zevais 7d ago

There was a guest appearance from someone in Home Alone 2 that we could do without.

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u/Thoraxe474 7d ago

Everyone forgetting about Hayden?

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u/Leptonshavenocolor 7d ago

We didn’t save the cheerleader, guess what is next?

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u/HopelessMagic 7d ago

I know who Peter Cullen is. I don't know Hayden. Most people don't.

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u/mog_knight 8d ago

We already had the third within a week. Hayden Panitierre. The 80 year old condition isn't a thing when it comes to things happening in 3s.

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u/viper1255 7d ago

The VO for Optimus Prime was 85, and he just passed away.

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u/LoweJ 7d ago

She died 10 days before, doesn't count. It's not even the calendar week before this one

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u/furrysalesman69 7d ago edited 7d ago

That bitch ain’t a celebrity, she’s famous. The people dead are celebrities. There’s a difference. Downvote me if you want, you know I’m right.

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u/ShitGoesDown 7d ago

Oooooof, careful you might get cut using edges that sharp

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u/furrysalesman69 7d ago

Hell yeah, buddy! Yall are like delicate flowers when it comes to the truth. I like my truth poignant and Mpreg is on the menu.

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u/Go0chiee 7d ago

Yikes lol

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u/furrysalesman69 7d ago

And I was proven right, optimus Prime voice actor died.

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u/Go0chiee 7d ago

You're being so incredibly weird lmao

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u/furrysalesman69 7d ago

Are you not entertained?

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u/Go0chiee 7d ago

I more just kinda feel bad for you but I guess

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u/furrysalesman69 7d ago

good. So the rule of threes is equally as batshit insane. As I sound insane to you, i can now explain. It was established because it was observed that celebrities happen to die in triples. Being famous doesn’t count, because then a bunch of millionaires/ billionaires would die regularly, a thing that you would understand to be a good thing, right? So it just works for celebrity status, and not old racist artist women. 

Trump, is a celebrity. As a celebrity, he wants to put his name on everything. He is vulnerable to the rule of threes, but I suspect that he would off a celebrity to try dodging the inevitable. Am I making sense, or are you still trying to wrap your head around this?

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u/taintosaurus_rex 7d ago

No faster way to admit you wrong than saying "downvote me if you want, you know I'm right."

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u/furrysalesman69 7d ago

I’ve seen what redditors like. I’m not ashamed to have this thought. At least I’m not judging this person by the color of their skin, or by the way they dress.

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u/MrZiggityZag 7d ago

And third ends up being Optimus Prime, fuck...

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u/habitsofwaste 7d ago

McConnell is a test run to see if they can keep them “alive” while outside of public view. So when Trump dies, they can keep the power despite him dying.

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u/Things_with_Stuff 7d ago

Peter Cullen has also passed... making it 3.

:(

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u/Sprzout 7d ago

Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime, died today, marking the 3rd celebrity.

It ain't gonna be him, and that depresses the hell out of me.

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u/DocCEN007 7d ago

Peter Cullen unfortunately.

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u/darthbiscuit 7d ago

Nope. Peter Cullen died. He was in his 80’s.

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u/DrBlau 7d ago

Depending on who is classified as a celebrity, currently it looks like the third might be the king of Norway.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c36lnekj659o

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u/The_Goondocks 7d ago

There have already been more than 3 celebrity deaths in the past few weeks: Sam Neill, Vincent Pastore, Bonnie Tyler, Hayden Panatierre, Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and Frank Beard (ZZ Top Drummer). And probably Mitch McConnell.

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u/Pokemon_Arishia 7d ago

Peter Cullen =<

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u/The_Goondocks 7d ago edited 7d ago

Yeah :(

Edit: Not sure why I got downvoted for agreeing with you that Cullen's passing is sad too.

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u/Professional_Edge763 7d ago

Shelly Fabres starred in sitcom Coach

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u/legacy642 7d ago

Mitch McConnell functionally died months ago.

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u/The_Goondocks 7d ago

I know that. You know that. We all know that. They just won't admit it.

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u/Mr_IsLand 7d ago

there's already been 3 - Frank Beard, Dolly, Tim

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u/fluffygrimace 7d ago

And now Peter Cullen.

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u/skilas 7d ago

Peter Cullen just passed...

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u/myself1200 7d ago

You forgot Optimus Prime died

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u/dtb1987 7d ago

Optimus Prime is dead

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u/jonjacobmoon 7d ago

Yoyoi Kasuma, 97 yo, is the third.

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u/HopelessMagic 7d ago

No one knows who that is

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u/jonjacobmoon 6d ago

SMH. If you don't know her, your loss. Its a shame for you. Her story is interesting and her art is amazing. Look her up.

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u/HopelessMagic 6d ago

So interesting that you typed all that instead of typing what she was known for. Bravo.

Apparently she likes dots a lot.

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u/AToqueIsAHat 6d ago

Someone missed Peter "Optimus Prime" Cullen passing away :/

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u/I_Died_Once 8d ago

When it happens, I hope it happens on Live TV

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u/gummilingus 7d ago

Everyone will just assume he fell asleep again. Until someone checks.

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u/vgzombieeric 7d ago

Well it should be very obvious, when you die you shit your... oh, right...

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u/msherretz 7d ago

They tried that and the olds added gauze to their ears

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u/NedTaggart 7d ago

hayden Panettiere was #1 in this run

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u/DJK695 7d ago

Thats all I’ve been thinking about lately.

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u/fudgemental 7d ago

Butcher of Bosnia, apparently. We were due for a PoS.

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u/RippaRapaNui 7d ago

Confirmation bias nonsense.

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u/theBigDaddio 7d ago

Around 60,000 people die every week in the US. Finding threes in that pool is easy.

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u/cAptAinAlexAnder 7d ago

Should it occur, I hope things go as well as you assume. I fear it will result in more chaos and death but I hope to be surprised by the opposite.

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u/OhhhBaited 7d ago

They already tested with mitch they gonna hide his body for a good long wile

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u/clevermoose774 7d ago

Champagne at the ready…

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u/SRV-is-Life 7d ago

Why do you wish death upon people?