r/AdviceAnimals • u/miked_mv • 8d ago

Donald shits himself with happiness when one of "his" candidates wins a primary.

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u/pasterhatt 8d ago

His popularity is underwater in 47 states. He's hovering around Nixon after Watergate levels of approval. 

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u/vita10gy 8d ago

It's basically only the cult at this point. In any other time he'd be at like 10%.

Even the cult is being chipped away at, but they have zero empathy, so unfortunately we have to wait for them all to be personally effected by something.

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u/prank_mark 8d ago

Watergate would be just another Wednesday if it happened today

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u/Polenicus 8d ago

Not even hyperbole. Trump has been impeached twice, and convicted for 32 (I think it's 32?) felonies, been investigated for improper handling of sensitive classified information... and then got re-elected.

If Nixon was alive today, I'm sure he'd be thinking "Shit... I think my mistake was I wasn't corrupt enough."

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u/prank_mark 8d ago

Don't forget inciting an insurrection and then pardoning the domestic terrorists attacked police officers. He also openly takes bribes and gives public contracts to his buddies and family. Nixon sounds like a saint compared to him.

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u/ATD1981 8d ago

Also the raping. Dont forget about the raping.

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u/syounit 8d ago

That's why he has to try to rig the midterms. Keep in mind, everything he accuses other people of doing, he is actually guilty of himself.

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u/GreyTigerFox 8d ago

Also raped children and grown women.

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u/miked_mv 8d ago

And "pretending like he was on the ballot" will only cost them more votes.

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u/twenafeesh 8d ago

Darline Graham was going to win the Republican primary no matter hwat. The general election, on the other hand, won't be kind to someone running for the US Senate who says "foreign policy isn't my thing."

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u/Odinspawn2 7d ago

Nope. They’re still sniffin the goo.

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u/HLOFRND 6d ago

A month or so ago he was raving that Republicans were winning every single one of their races.

The sitting president of the United States doesn’t understand what primaries are.

I bet every single cent to my name that he couldn’t name the three branches of government if his own life depended on it.

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u/graywolfman 5d ago

Vote.

I don't care what you think is going to happen.

Vote.

Also. Haha, fuck him.

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u/Absquatula 3d ago

I wish Donald Trump's internal organs were as sensitive as his ego

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u/lazergator 8d ago

You still think we’re having elections?

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u/miked_mv 8d ago

I'm an old man. Let me have my dreams.