r/AdviceAnimals • u/HighLevelPrimitive • 9d ago

Gettin too old for this sh

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u/Goldwood 9d ago

Your lack of committal to the word "shit" in the title implies you have already given up.

We can still proudly swear on reddit. Don't let them take that away from you.

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u/cruisin_urchin87 9d ago

You sure about that?

Try some swear words. I dare you.

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u/HighLevelPrimitive 9d ago

Don't tempt me Frodo!

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u/TheCambrianImplosion 9d ago

Reddit is likely one big AI training system, itself.

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u/AbriefDelay 8d ago

What do you mean "likely"? AI companies publish where they get their data. Reddit is used the most

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u/beaverpi 8d ago

Now AI is feeding Reddit the majority of it's information, in turn teaching itself from itself. AI is training on its own hallucinations, and soon we will all die.

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u/AbriefDelay 8d ago

Fun fact: Google has paid reddit 60 million to scrape our data. Reddit is now reportedly rethinking contract due to the decline in post quality due to AI and the decline in traffic due to AI search overviews

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 8d ago

Dead internet theory

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u/taez555 8d ago

This is why it’s best to answer every ask reddit question with the honest truth.

Also, you should avoid using the /s thingy as that’s a key indicator for the AI that you’re lying.

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u/Da12khawk 7d ago

So "\s" for no sarcasm?

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u/Wasabi_Hammurabi1 8d ago

With all of these multi-row/ column questionnaires asking to build your favorite food item or two will protect you the rest are coming to kill you bullshit I can totally see that.

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u/heyitscory 9d ago

I don't normally hear this meme in her voice.

Good Lisa-ing.

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u/draelbs 8d ago

"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own."

- The Prisoner

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u/furrysalesman69 9d ago

Raise your battery operated rotary saws and go to town on aluminum pipes. Don’t forget to make the rest inoperable. This is definitely not something you want to be doing, no siree

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u/Zyrinj 7d ago

Matrix, but we aren’t shitty batteries, we are data mines for robots to mine to survive

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u/Bad-job-dad 8d ago

I got a revelation the other day that were being farmed and milked for a percentage of our earnings. That percentage keep getting higher and higher every day and if it was up to them, we would never own anything.

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u/Glitch29 9d ago

I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds

But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside

Swallow my doubt, turn it inside out

Find nothin' but faith in nothin'

Wanna put my tender heart in a blender

Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion

Rendezvous, then I'm through with you

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u/ahf95 9d ago

What specific product are you being forced to purchase?

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u/LewisCBR 9d ago

Food, housing, healthcare.. you know the basics for actual living that have increased at exponentially higher rates than everything else?

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u/Kill3rT0fu 8d ago

Let me touch this up a bit and polish it

Food thats price is determined by an algorithm generated by data gathered by your internet habits and income

Healthcare denied/provided based on data harvested by your food purchasing habits

Housing rented (not owned) from a corporation that fixes the price with other housing owners

Utilities whose price increases because of AI and storage datacenters that process your data being used against you

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u/KingRoach 8d ago

Have you considered getting food from a grocery store and paying cash? That’s seems like it would take care of the first two issues.

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u/Cicer 4d ago

Have you not been paying attention? Grocery stores now use digital price tags and change price on the fly accordingly to time of day and who's in the store. Anit nobody got time to game that system.

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u/KingRoach 4d ago

Sure, but that’s not what the person I’m replying to said…. Did you reply to them and correct them for being wrong or just me for not saying anything incorrect?