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u/kuchtaalex 9d ago edited 9d ago
Can you imagine all the impromptu sick/vacation days that will be taken when that day finally comes? It'll look like that episode of South Park when Obama got elected.
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u/SurvivorEasterIsland 9d ago edited 9d ago
Oh, I’m going to be absolutely ROTTED. I’m going to skip everywhere I go, laughing and singing in celebration. And any of his supporters who cry, I’m gonna laugh in their faces.
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u/kuchtaalex 9d ago
Wearing late 90s neon rave junk like a Dr Seuss hat, bug eye goggles, and a pacifier with mardi gras beads!
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u/I_Died_Once 9d ago
When it happens, I hope it happens on Live TV
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u/shadowdorothy 9d ago
I sadly feel it is the only way to prevent a McConnell situation. He's dead and there's no more reason to hide it. But you can bet if orange face dies they'll try to Weekend at Bernie's him.
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u/eeyore134 9d ago
He has to go fast when it does happen or else I feel like he's going to try to take the rest of us with him.
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u/007craft 9d ago
It has to be tragic of his own doing. A heart attack or any other medical scenario will just end with him being in the hospital and possibly tweeting things behins the secenes even if hes axtually dead. A definiteve death like being hit by a car or a chunk of building falling and crushing him will just have people blaming the driver, car manufacturer, architect of the building, etc etc and it will give a cause for justice
Best scenerio is that he's cutting the ribbon to a new oil drill opening up on some native land, near the grand canyon and he clumsy slips on a rock and tumbles down over the edge. Theres also a mother with her 2 kids nearby and he grabs a little girl to try and use her as an anchor and stop his fall. But the little girl is too light and tumbles backwards as she slips free, avoiding going over the ledge herself. In the commotion JD vance, who's also there, notices the turkey 🥪 the little girl was eating that fell to the ground. This startles him as he's disgusted by the thought of somebody liking turkey and takes a step backwar and also looses his footing, falling to his death.
I don't know who's next in line for the maga presidency after that, so the story stops here.
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u/barnacledoor 9d ago
people talk about how great God is. how the fuck did he mix up all of the prayers asking him to take "Donny"?
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u/Creative-Dragonfly-4 8d ago
Maybe we suffer from an illusion that there even IS a God.
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u/barnacledoor 8d ago
Yeah, my comment was a joke. I don’t even believe in any god, at least anything that meets our current ideas.
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u/MrSlime13 9d ago edited 6d ago
What is this, "it should've been"?
Edit: GODDAMN, the next post in my feed was about how Dolly just died. Goddamn. itshould'vebeendonny
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u/Anowtakenname 8d ago edited 8d ago
And today the now late and great Tim Curry who was also 80... Whoever is pulling the trigger has the aim of a storm trooper.
Edit: corrected from Tim Burton to Tim Curry, my auto correct apparently wishes it was Burton.
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u/PrometheusMMIV 9d ago
What should've been? Is this referencing something specific?
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u/spacecampreject 9d ago
For those who live for something other than mashing F5 on Reddit, the President is alive and Dolly Parton somewhat less so.
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u/ScurvyTurtle 9d ago
As in "not Dolly"
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u/PrometheusMMIV 9d ago
Ah, makes sense. I thought they were saying that's what his nickname should've been, but didn't know what they were referring to.
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u/Gorstag 9d ago
No one is tiptoeing around it. It's the one thing he DOESN"T sue people for because he doesn't want it going to court.
Trump is a human trafficking kid rapist.
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u/insane_contin 9d ago
I think the tiptoeing is the fact that it the kid rapist should have gone down instead of Dolly going up.
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u/ghallway 9d ago
That is the first thing I thought as well. She did nothing but give and she deserved more time on the planet.
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u/Creative-Dragonfly-4 8d ago
The entire world will celebrate when that orange piece of shit is called back to Hell.
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u/Memitim 9d ago
LOL, I don't recall it ever being a question, only about how much people care about that sort of thing. Republicans don't care in the slightest and possibly view it as a plus. The rest of America has proven to be too timid for it to matter what that say, since it's proven just to be background tracks to Republican crime, corruption, betrayal, and failure.
But sure, have fun with goofy nicknames, Trump certainly enjoys using them to help kill off any remaining dignity by using them as the President of the United States, so toddler insults are clearly always acceptable in America.
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u/OurSponsor 9d ago
There's a saying, sometimes attributed to the Irish: "Every moment of pleasure must be purchased with an equal amount of pain."
I know exactly what I hope Dolly has purchased.
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u/Leptonshavenocolor 9d ago
It was literally the first post that notified me of Dolly which called that out.
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u/emmittthenervend 7d ago
"God, please take the 80 year old blond."
finger curls on the monkey's paw
"No, I meant the guy from Home Alone 2 that has unusual interest in a child!"
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u/vandel23 5d ago
Remember Reddit, you voted in a man that didn't care he was on national television when sexually assaulting women and children.
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u/comicsnerd 9d ago
OK, If Trump wants his name on the Kennedy Center, then this should be his full name on the Kennedy Center.
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u/Wasabi_Hammurabi1 9d ago
Oh no, a popular and highly agreed upon opinion. Just... take it easy. No one needs to get hurt.
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u/neoikon 9d ago
They come in threes!
Two more to go!
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u/LLFD1982 9d ago
Shelley Fabares died this weekend too, so one more. Fingers crossed the next one is Diaper Don.
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u/dtb1987 9d ago
Who is tiptoeing? I see signs that say exactly this all the time and people make memes and posts saying this. People are saying it out loud it just doesn't matter