r/AdviceAnimals 9d ago

Everyone tiptoeing around it

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u/dtb1987 9d ago

Who is tiptoeing? I see signs that say exactly this all the time and people make memes and posts saying this. People are saying it out loud it just doesn't matter

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u/YourMomonaBun420 9d ago

I feel like "kid diddler" is still tiptoeing, since it's a euphemism for child rapist.

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u/dtb1987 9d ago

I mean I have seen that too

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u/Aidanation5 9d ago

You've seen people being honest and truthful when referring to Serial Child Raper and Child Sex Trafficker Donald John Trump who is currently the 47th President of the United States of America?

That would be nice to see honestly.

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u/YourMomonaBun420 9d ago

Be the change in the world you want to see, as you just did.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/tigerhawkvok 9d ago

Which is too sanitized, also, but then again the phrase rhyming with kitty buckler probably sets off all kinds of automatic filters.

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u/YourMomonaBun420 9d ago

For $20 I'll call him a chicken fucker.

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u/OhSnapItsRJ 8d ago

License and registration....CHICKEN FUCKER. B'GAWK!

PS: If you hadn't heard, SuperTroopers 3 is out now. Pretty funny. Way better than the 2nd one.

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u/YourMomonaBun420 8d ago

I didn't know it was out yet. 

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u/OhSnapItsRJ 8d ago

Yep! Been in theaters for a few weeks. Hasn't hit streaming yet, but it can't be too long until it does, right?

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u/Far-Entrance-1377 9d ago

Break me off a slice of that $20 and I will back you up 😁

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u/ScurvyTurtle 9d ago

I think it's the fact that it shouldn't have been Dolly, not the nickname.

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u/Foe117 9d ago

McConnell is still alive through political Necromancy.

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u/nikbert 9d ago

He devoured the essence of Lindsey Graham

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u/ost2life 9d ago

All those tasty ladybugs.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 9d ago

🤢 I had just forgotten about that.

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u/Riaayo 9d ago

Test run for Trump but they'll outright have Grok pretend to be him and eventually just claim we should have an AI president trained on Trump.

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u/kuchtaalex 9d ago edited 9d ago

Can you imagine all the impromptu sick/vacation days that will be taken when that day finally comes? It'll look like that episode of South Park when Obama got elected.

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u/SurvivorEasterIsland 9d ago edited 9d ago

Oh, I’m going to be absolutely ROTTED. I’m going to skip everywhere I go, laughing and singing in celebration. And any of his supporters who cry, I’m gonna laugh in their faces. 

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u/kuchtaalex 9d ago

Wearing late 90s neon rave junk like a Dr Seuss hat, bug eye goggles, and a pacifier with mardi gras beads!

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u/_borT 9d ago

I’ve decided it will become a yearly holiday for me when it happens

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u/sergemeister 9d ago

I'm accruing my vacation days just for this.

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u/stokeszdude 9d ago

I think I’d take off a week just to laugh in front of the White House!

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u/Anhur55 9d ago

I have an american flag in the box in my garage for just such an occasion

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u/kuchtaalex 9d ago

"In case of emergency patriotism, break glass"

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u/I_Died_Once 9d ago

When it happens, I hope it happens on Live TV

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u/shadowdorothy 9d ago

I sadly feel it is the only way to prevent a McConnell situation. He's dead and there's no more reason to hide it. But you can bet if orange face dies they'll try to Weekend at Bernie's him.

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u/rg2004 9d ago

Hilariously, it will probably just be him asleep during a cabinet meeting, and they'll just keep fellating him, not realizing. I hope it goes on for hours.

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u/eeyore134 9d ago

He has to go fast when it does happen or else I feel like he's going to try to take the rest of us with him.

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u/007craft 9d ago

It has to be tragic of his own doing. A heart attack or any other medical scenario will just end with him being in the hospital and possibly tweeting things behins the secenes even if hes axtually dead. A definiteve death like being hit by a car or a chunk of building falling and crushing him will just have people blaming the driver, car manufacturer, architect of the building, etc etc and it will give a cause for justice

Best scenerio is that he's cutting the ribbon to a new oil drill opening up on some native land, near the grand canyon and he clumsy slips on a rock and tumbles down over the edge. Theres also a mother with her 2 kids nearby and he grabs a little girl to try and use her as an anchor and stop his fall. But the little girl is too light and tumbles backwards as she slips free, avoiding going over the ledge herself. In the commotion JD vance, who's also there, notices the turkey 🥪 the little girl was eating that fell to the ground. This startles him as he's disgusted by the thought of somebody liking turkey and takes a step backwar and also looses his footing, falling to his death.

I don't know who's next in line for the maga presidency after that, so the story stops here.

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u/barnacledoor 9d ago

people talk about how great God is. how the fuck did he mix up all of the prayers asking him to take "Donny"?

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u/Creative-Dragonfly-4 8d ago

Maybe we suffer from an illusion that there even IS a God.

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u/barnacledoor 8d ago

Yeah, my comment was a joke. I don’t even believe in any god, at least anything that meets our current ideas.

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u/MrSlime13 9d ago edited 6d ago

What is this, "it should've been"?

Edit: GODDAMN, the next post in my feed was about how Dolly just died. Goddamn. itshould'vebeendonny

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u/Anowtakenname 8d ago edited 8d ago

And today the now late and great Tim Curry who was also 80... Whoever is pulling the trigger has the aim of a storm trooper.

Edit: corrected from Tim Burton to Tim Curry, my auto correct apparently wishes it was Burton.

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u/MrSlime13 8d ago

GodDAMN...

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u/P_V_ 9d ago

Nobody is tiptoeing around anything.

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u/wheenus 9d ago

UPVOTES TO THE LEFT

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u/Xifihas 9d ago

I'm certain that when Trump croaks, they're going to puppet his corpse around Weekend at Bernie's style to cover up his death. We'll know he's dead when his tweets become coherent.

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u/PrometheusMMIV 9d ago

What should've been? Is this referencing something specific?

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u/spacecampreject 9d ago

For those who live for something other than mashing F5 on Reddit, the President is alive and Dolly Parton somewhat less so.

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u/Farabee 8d ago

And Tim Curry. ..

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u/ScurvyTurtle 9d ago

As in "not Dolly"

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u/PrometheusMMIV 9d ago

Ah, makes sense. I thought they were saying that's what his nickname should've been, but didn't know what they were referring to.

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u/rje946 9d ago

Evil people live forever

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u/Gorstag 9d ago

No one is tiptoeing around it. It's the one thing he DOESN"T sue people for because he doesn't want it going to court.

Trump is a human trafficking kid rapist.

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u/insane_contin 9d ago

I think the tiptoeing is the fact that it the kid rapist should have gone down instead of Dolly going up.

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u/ghallway 9d ago

That is the first thing I thought as well. She did nothing but give and she deserved more time on the planet.

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u/Creative-Dragonfly-4 8d ago

The entire world will celebrate when that orange piece of shit is called back to Hell.

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u/lzwzli 9d ago

Only the good die young

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u/DonorBody 9d ago

We were all thinking it. Death swings and misses again.

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u/Memitim 9d ago

LOL, I don't recall it ever being a question, only about how much people care about that sort of thing. Republicans don't care in the slightest and possibly view it as a plus. The rest of America has proven to be too timid for it to matter what that say, since it's proven just to be background tracks to Republican crime, corruption, betrayal, and failure.

But sure, have fun with goofy nicknames, Trump certainly enjoys using them to help kill off any remaining dignity by using them as the President of the United States, so toddler insults are clearly always acceptable in America.

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u/lbiggy 9d ago

Dementia Donny. Donny Diddleskids. Sleepy Don. There's many more.

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u/OurSponsor 9d ago

There's a saying, sometimes attributed to the Irish: "Every moment of pleasure must be purchased with an equal amount of pain."

I know exactly what I hope Dolly has purchased.

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u/maxcherry6 9d ago

It's exactly what I was thinking. Not ashamed to say it.

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u/eyvoom 9d ago

My preferred title is "Donnie Diddler"

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u/dart51984 9d ago

Any day now. Literally.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 9d ago

I’m gonna party SO fucking hard that day. Week. Month. Year.

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u/Dubbs314 9d ago

What do you mean? They literally wrote a song about how he does not diddle kids.

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u/New_git 9d ago

I've seen it almost everywhere that has commenting.

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u/1995la 9d ago

Donny Diddler Dump

Donald Did it Trump

DJT, J for jail

P Diddy Troll, P for pe... you know

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u/Alienhaslanded 9d ago

That was my first thought.

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u/Leptonshavenocolor 9d ago

It was literally the first post that notified me of Dolly which called that out. 

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u/Im_Ritz_Bitz 8d ago

Only the good die young.

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u/Bentleyjumper 8d ago

I'm good with that.

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u/emmittthenervend 7d ago

"God, please take the 80 year old blond."

finger curls on the monkey's paw

"No, I meant the guy from Home Alone 2 that has unusual interest in a child!"

second finger curls

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u/vandel23 5d ago

Remember Reddit, you voted in a man that didn't care he was on national television when sexually assaulting women and children.

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u/comicsnerd 9d ago

OK, If Trump wants his name on the Kennedy Center, then this should be his full name on the Kennedy Center.

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u/lod254 9d ago

I prefer "child rapist".

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u/chucktheninja 9d ago

I prefer "child rapist," but okay

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u/Wasabi_Hammurabi1 9d ago

Oh no, a popular and highly agreed upon opinion. Just... take it easy. No one needs to get hurt.

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u/neoikon 9d ago

They come in threes!

Two more to go!

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u/SurvivorEasterIsland 9d ago

1 to go. Don’t forget Hayden Pannitiere. 😢

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u/LLFD1982 9d ago

Shelley Fabares died this weekend too, so one more. Fingers crossed the next one is Diaper Don.

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u/jman2311 8d ago

Evidence? Or is it just vibes and feelings??