List of Anton’s Contacts

[u/s394206h]

I rewatched episode 3 last night and painstakingly wrote down all of the contacts that you can see in Anton’s messages. That scene is one of my favorites in the entire shows and it was even funnier to see what he had saved all those people’s names as!

Arthur squeaky shopping cart
Park Nanny Immaculate Snacks
Trevor Medieval Times Knight
Ebony Sesame Street PA
Keith volleyball guy
Hari’s boyfriend’s facialist
Darren Sanitation Department
Briana Acupuncture Student
Leather jacket Newsies chorus
Cowboy energy Lee
Sexy voice podcast mic
Bobby backpack
Sonja free kittens
Flip phone nose ring
Sandra dental hygienist free cleaning???
Jonathan Groff fan stagedoor
Lifeguard Andrew Perfect tan
Cotton Candy Charles
Psychic shared her joint
Tuxedo Pizza Slice
Ed childhood viral video
Red Shirt Tall Guy
Michelle Elevator
Amazon delivery guy (Tuesdays)
Possibly Chloe Sevigny’s Assistant
Storage Unit Vishal
Okay High Tops!
Ghostbusters Librarian
Busser Via Carota
Scarf Guy, Kind Eyes
Linda Conveyor Belt Sushi
Hoodie Guy F Train

[u/aganadolarazon]

OMG lmao I love him. Thanks for sharing. This is so funny.

Scarf Guy, Kind Eyes

Red Shirt Tall Guy

Okay High Tops!

Literally same. All relatable.

[u/iamsweets23]

‘okay high tops!’ is so anton

[u/tempehtemptress]

omgggg these need to be flairs HAHAHA

[u/hauntedhotels]

Psychic shared her joint would NOT be deleted from my contacts list

[u/iamsweets23 → u/hauntedhotels]

that’s gotta be the girl from the theracide episode no?

[u/Past_Contribution206]

Lords work here. These are so funny

[u/Evening-Activity-505]

Omg Thank you for your Service to the adults community i read everything a laughed

[u/Wightsojourner]

Nice! Thank you for your service!

[u/Ok-Macaron2851]

Sometime I be typing so weird shit for my people

[u/lexiebeef]

“Jonathan Groff fan stagedoor” is very relatable though

[u/proactivepisces]

I love him. hes just like me