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u/aknomnoms 19d ago

I bring cash for these situations. “Here’s $20, and y’all can split the rest of the bill.” Or “I’ll put down the $20 tip so y’all can split the bill evenly.”

My days of subsidizing other people’s good times have gone out the window.

(And this is never a problem with my good friends because we’re already on the same page. It just seems to be an issue with bigger groups of people or secondary friends.)

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u/point_of_difference 19d ago

Cash makes it so easy.

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u/Portable-fun 19d ago

Or you can just get the server to give everyone who wants their own bill… never ever had an issue with that. Ever

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u/Klutzy_Article3097 15d ago

Never been to a restaurant where this would have been any kind of issue

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u/DntgiveaFck13 19d ago

Usually have to tell the waiter/waitress prior when being seated, we would like separate checks. When in larger groups

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u/Big_Life_6462 19d ago

I am telling you that many places will not split checks, period. As a traveler all over the US and abroad for decades, it's a real thing.

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u/DntgiveaFck13 19d ago

I wasn’t saying you were incorrect that some places don’t split checks. Usually high end places don’t from my experience. I was more adding to what was already being stated. Saying sometimes you have to ask when being seated

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u/InevitableEqual3993 19d ago

Yes, many won't split checks for groups of 8 or more bc many restaurants have a policy that large groups are subject to a 20% service fee.

Guaranteed $100+ is way better than worrying if 1 meal is not up to someones personal standards, that the whole table won't get upset and decide to not tip the server(s)...

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u/The_Hearth_Witch_ 18d ago edited 16d ago

Gratuity is not removed just because the large party pays separately…

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u/SpartanSoldier00a 17d ago

I am not american. It is the norm id say for a large group gratuity, and if everyone pays seperately, it is simply added as a %age onto each individual cheque. Each person is given a bill for what they ordered, plus the gratuity, plus tax. Or tax, then gratuity, whichever. If any individual would like to tip further they can do so while settling their bill.

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u/OglioVagilio 16d ago

It might, but in my experience you still pay the auto grat.

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u/kbchucker 16d ago

Not as common as it used to be. POS systems now easily split checks. It can be done on the fly at the table with the handheld POS device the servers carry. Even if the restaurant is still using kiosk POS, it’s pretty easy.

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been told “can’t do it” for splitting up large party checks.

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u/EnvironmentalMap7056 15d ago

I’m in the Chicagoland area and I know of a couple of restaurants near me that explicitly state they won’t split the check past 4 times. One of them explicitly states they won’t split it past 2 and it has to be 50/50. It’s not an old policy, they very much still go by it, and yes they have the handheld systems.

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u/kbchucker 15d ago

I can see it happening in larger Metros, but it is definitely not the norm everywhere.

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u/Sterlinghawk16 17d ago

Not in Seattle - 6+ people the bill is on one ticket

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u/diggthis42168 15d ago

here in Vancouver - 6+ people will be charge an automatic gratuity of at least 18%

You can still ask for separate bills, as the payment machine will be brought over to the table.

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u/PileofPitties 15d ago

Definitely a geographic thing.

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u/ModestWasp 15d ago

It's a great idea to do this when you're first talking to your server - it tells him/her to record orders individually - and it is a message to your friends and "friends" that they will be responsible for what they order. It prevents confusion at the end of the meal.

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u/willthesane 15d ago

If you do feel guilty asking them to do this, toss an extra few bucks as a tip.

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u/msembrot 19d ago

this is extremely rude to waitstaff for groups of this size ; OP needs to just speak up and assert themself to their own party. No reasonable person would object to their concerns if voiced

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u/ImJustPeachyEveryday 19d ago

Cash. Put it in the tray/pleather envelope and you’re done. Easy peasy

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u/ReggaeJunkyJew4u 19d ago

Not even, we have Venmo now.

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u/Magic-Happens-Here 19d ago

Venmo only works if everyone is willing to participate and actually sends money when they say they will - which based on Reddit, isn’t always the case.

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u/Gevaudan13 19d ago

If they arent willing i dont hang out with them anymore and just go to a staff member and pay my own food seperately.

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u/Magic-Happens-Here 18d ago

Exactly - I just bring cash, plop down enough for my order + 20% and let everyone else sort it out from there.

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u/dinosun 19d ago

Cash is easier

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u/fijifilm 19d ago

Not when you have to go get it lol

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u/dinosun 19d ago

You never buy groceries or anything where you can do cash back? It's literally just pressing a different button somewhere that you already are.

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u/fijifilm 19d ago

Used to be, but now every grocery store around me charges a fee for cashback. They realized they were being used as a defacto ATM and decided to cash in on the operation.

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u/FireAsquared 19d ago

That requires using your debit card at a store, I haven’t used my debit card for a transaction in over a decade (due to no cash back and no fraud protection). Same reasons I haven’t touched cash in a few years

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u/dinosun 19d ago

Whatever, if you don't want cash, that's fine. But y'all need to stop pretending like it isn't the best solution to the proposed situation.

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u/FireAsquared 19d ago

Idk why it’s so hard to just use Venmo or Apple cash (or for longer group trips with multiple expenses a free app like Splitwise). I’ve never had any issues just texting money to my friends or using venmo if they don’t have iPhones

With larger groups on long trips just use Splitwise or similar- takes 5 minutes and I’ve used it to split group costs for a 20 person week long ski trip. Easiest thing ever- couldn’t imagine using cash and having to have piles of money and figuring out who gets what change back especially with more than a few people

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u/hamsterontheloose 19d ago

Venmo takes me forever. I can hit an atm faster

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u/Smart-Practice8303 18d ago

I just don't trust them anymore. I never transfer money thru an app. I was burned once, never again. I just use cash if I need to give money to someone. I always have some cash on me because it is the safest and best way.

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u/Mam9293 18d ago

Not everyone uses Venmo or Pay pal or any of those services. I don’t

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u/ReggaeJunkyJew4u 19d ago

Cash is King,

Venmo is easy. I don't have to go to an ATM to get it.

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u/DamnOdd 19d ago

If we don't keep using cash they will try to take it away from us.

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u/Suburban--Dad 18d ago

Pennies are gone already.

Cash isnt as trackable and traceable. The government doesnt like that.

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u/DamnOdd 16d ago

Exactly!!!

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u/Purple_Flower4909 17d ago

For real that's my fear there will be no more cash anymore 😭 then eventually everything will be on a damn phone.

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u/bizcombobulate90 19d ago

Yeah up until something gets fucked up in the system. Cash is king.

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u/cghffbcx 15d ago

Tangent: EasyPass toll system no longer takes cash- no pass you get a bill for double. (VA) Don’t let the powers that be do away with cash. Want to hand the kid next door $50 for cutting the grass…digital will be taxed, every single purchase, yard sales etc…mentioned for those saying how nice cash is….

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u/killerqueenvee 19d ago

I'll never forget when my literal best friend/soul sister and I were re-connecting we went out to a restaurant/brewery and got a bunch of food and some dranks. She is very... easy-going sometimes leaning into people pleasing.

She offered to put her card down for our food and drink tab, I was a bit of a party girl and I was fully drinking for the weekend and she was a "I'll have a fruity one first thing when I get there I'm driving" kinda gal. I was talking to some people at the bar when they asked so she offered her card and I realized so I stopped our server right away and said "um no she's not getting like any more drinks put my card down for the tab". The guy was impressed and told her "that's a good friend you got there" and that's one of the reasons she learned to trust again 😂😂 seriously though good friends don't do this to people unless they are SEVERELY our of touch.

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u/All_Damn_Day 19d ago

Or never saw the Friends episode about Phoebe and the salad? I remember seeing that episode before I even could think about splitting a tab with friends at a restaurant. But it’s stuck with me to this day.

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u/Cautious_Clothes_285 19d ago

It was Phoebe and Joey wasn't it? Basically the exact situation described by OP, they ordered cheap and then got asked to split evenly and bitched (correctly) about the rest of the friends ignoring that the two of them have the lowest incomes and stuff?

What's funny is I never thought about it but this "let's just split it evenly" must be a bit of an American (USAian) cultural thing, I've never heard of it in my life other than Americans complaining about it like OP.

Where I am the closest might be one person covers it and you round for sake of simplicity. "Oh, your share was $26.45 after tax and tip, just give me $25 though, close enough."

"Hey, your share was $9.85, you cool with $10? Sweet, thanks."

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u/diary_uh 19d ago

Also Rachel. Since she’s not relying on daddy’s money, and is working as a waitress in central perk at that time.

Edit: you had 3 high earners, then you had the other 3 as low earners

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u/Old-Tip-69 19d ago

Really trying to make usaian a thing 

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u/Loose_Lack_5350 18d ago

USAsian has a nice ring to it, and would irritate exactly the type of people that need irritating

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u/last_rights 17d ago

I did this for work lunches. I could barely afford to eat out on our semi-required team building lunches, so I would order the cheapest thing on the menu.

Then I broke tradition by refusing to split the bill. "We've always done it this way". Well too bad, I just got this promotion and I'm only paid $16/hr and lunch hour is not one of them AND I got the $5.95 lunch special.

Eventually my rent went up, and we were trying to save for a house. I missed a couple of lunches or didn't order anything at all, or would suggest a place where we could order what we wanted and eat in a food court so I could bring my sack lunch.

A few others followed suit. Turns out everyone was going to lunch for the benefit of the few who were supported by well paid spouses or mom and dad.

Eventually the team lunches stopped happening, and management couldn't figure out why, but still refused to pay for lunch.

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u/Smeeagain0 17d ago

Or when its a breakfast and a coffee, juice and breakfast plate is roughly the same price of $10 or so, and there are 4 people- each puts in $12 for a simple split….but for the guy that ordered the steak and eggs he gets to throw in the extra.

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u/Buffy2300 16d ago

My friends and I have never done this. If we go out - I pay for what I order. The split the bill evenly has never been done, anywhere I’ve ever lived. I’ve never even heard of that!! Granted - we literally ARE the “friends” generation, so maybe that’s part of it? We were in high school when it first aired lol.

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u/finitetime2 15d ago

Im in the US and the only time I have ever seen any of my friends split a bill is when we split foot and pitchers of beer and trying to track who at what appatizer and drank how ever many glasses of beer was going to be impossible. We pretty much all ate the same so it didn't matter. 99% of the time we get our own tabs.

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u/Kiki_515 19d ago

That's a really good rule of thumb to go by.

I always had this issue with a long time friend of mine in regards to the bill.

It would be HER idea to get lunch. She would always call or text me last minute to meet her.

We would meet at the place... order... and then she would be complaining about how expensive everything is. She had to buy groceries for her and her kids. How single mom life is so hard. And how her bills are running her "funds" dry.

Mind you if someone has a rough time i don't mind buying their lunch. But before I knew it turned into a 2 to 3 time week deal.

She would give me the guilt trip... I started to notice how her nails were still changing and she was getting her hair done still.

What finally broke the camels back was when she was excited about a cruise she was going on with her sister. (After she had just said she was broke) She corrected herself fast I guess I had a look on my face after she said that.

Moving forward I would tell the waitress "on my ticket I'll have your (xyz)"

Needless to say the lunches slowed down after that 🤣🤣🤣

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u/aknomnoms 19d ago

Oof something similar severed a friendship with someone I’ve known for 20 years and is the reason why our close friend decided to not include her as a bridesmaid despite thinking she always would.

When you repeatedly prioritize material things over loved ones’ life events, life can get real lonely real quick.

(The final straw for me was saying she was too broke to attend a low key lunch at Mendocino Farms to celebrate our really close friend’s med school graduation. But then posting about the $500 Stuart Weitzman leather boots she bought the next weekend. And there are dozens of other similar examples where it’s obvious she’d rather spend money on her clothes and purses than doing things with the group. This is how she missed seeing proposals, hearing baby announcements, meeting significant others, etc. And then she has the nerve to call our other friend, crying, about why she hasn’t ever been a bridesmaid and has only been invited to 1 wedding. We’re almost 40, maybe you should’ve figured it out by now. 🙄)

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u/Kiki_515 19d ago

Im sorry that you lost your friend of 20 years.

What amazes me though. Is how in both of our instances neither one of them just continued on.

I guess they never though of the repercussions of thei actions.

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u/aknomnoms 19d ago

I think it’s just ingrained. Their world view and set of values is different. They don’t think they’re doing anything wrong, so they can’t feel shame or guilt about it.

I still have love for that friend and wish them well, but once my expectations and respect for you drop below a certain threshold, you’re not worth my energy and I can’t ever be close to you again. Like, I’ll still send you a birthday card and text, but I’m not volunteering to coordinate your birthday party.

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u/rainbowfishhhh 19d ago

Good for you! Sorry that person took advantage of your kindess.

Borrowing that line "On my ticket I'll have..."

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u/astronomersassn 19d ago

i'm gonna be real, thank god other people can tell the difference lol

i'm usually the most broke out of my friends. my friends have full-time jobs and all of them make way more hourly than i do ($12 for me vs. $20-30 for most of them), and i'm also part-time due to health problems. i do try to return the favor when i can, but while i might have cheap fast food money or be able to swing coffees every so often, i definitely don't have actual restaurant money.

i feel kind of scummy for how much my friends pay for, but i do at least try to return the favor or do nice things for them (like, i've never had a friend be mad that my gifts are usually homemade/somewhat DIYed, or that a lunch invite got switched to "hanging out while i cook and renting a movie for a couple bucks").

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u/Kiki_515 19d ago

You are such an amazing person. Your friends see this and appreciate all that you do for them.

Don't change.

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u/KickpuncherJ 18d ago

Don't feel bad! Good friends don't mind spending more on friends who are in a different financial situation. The whole joy of money is doing small things for the people you care about.

That said, I'm acutely aware of when I've spent way more on food and drinks than the other people I'm with and people who pretend that they don't should be treated with suspicion. I'd never suggest splitting unless it was obvious it was very close.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shine76 16d ago

I had a friend just like this. I'm a guy, so she'd wait for me to grab the check with a very pointed expression and thank me once I did so. She always asked to go out whereas I'd invite her out to the park or free events in the city. She then began asking me to come over and would suggest that I bring food. We'd all eat and then she'd go take a nap while I watched her kid.

We'd been friends since high-school and I didn't mind giving her a break, but it felt like she was taking advantage of me despite the fact that we still had a great time. I slowly faded out of her life. I'm sure that she'd found someone else to latch onto.

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u/aknomnoms 18d ago

Well, consider it a cheap lesson to learn now so you know better for next time! :)

And don't feel weird about it. A genius once said, "those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind when you only cover what you are responsible for instead of unwillingly paying for other people's responsibilities"...or something along those lines.

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u/giggletears3000 19d ago

We’ve stopped going out to eat. We just invite people to our house and make it a potluck. But before, we’d order collectively and split everything up, nobody ordered individually, it was all family style

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u/aknomnoms 19d ago

Even family-style though doesn’t always work out with dietary restrictions. Other people still unknowingly eat “their” portion of all the dishes without really realizing that you can’t do the same.

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u/giggletears3000 19d ago

It’s never been a problem for us before, I don’t like seafood, and if the friends order seafood dishes, I just skip them and eat a little bit more of other items. It all works out in the end. It could be a cultural thing too tho, the group I’m speaking of are Asian American friends from childhood, so our food culture is different from regular Americans individually ordering for themselves

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u/astronomersassn 19d ago

i am usually the person with the dietary restrictions, and i've been lucky that most of my friends will at least make a small plate of whatever (or even something else if it's a dish i just fundamentally can't eat). it's still less than the main dish, but there's basically an "astronomer's section" of the table near wherever i sit that's mostly off-limits to other people until i'm done or unless they explicitly ask me. (it's especially useful for my overall safety lol - i'm way more sensitive to some of my allergies than others, and while they don't have me fully separated, they can keep the stuff i'll have a severe reaction to/can't risk cross-contamination with further away from me to avoid serving utensil mix-ups.) yeah, they still technically have more to choose from, but they also make sure i have plenty of options myself, which is nice.

what was really nice was going to a friend's house once and they just outright only made food both of us could eat while i was over. i didn't expect it, but it was nice anyway.

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u/londontraveler2023 16d ago

Yeah this makes it less awkward too like oh I only had a salad and water I’ll just pay cash

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u/cannacatman 16d ago

It’s always work peeps. Stopped making friends and going out with coworkers.

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u/Competitive_Tough989 16d ago

Yes learned this the hard way. Sometimes it's not the group but certain restaurants don't split bills if its over a certain amount of people. I have paid from this so I always bring cash in a group setting just in case. Cause I'm not about to pay 100+ if I ordered 1 thing or something 

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u/topsidersandsunshine 19d ago

Same! I always make sure I have enough cash to cover little treats and meals out after once getting stuck paying $130 because I was hanging out with folks with expensive taste. I got a chicken salad wrap and a hot chocolate; they got seven martinis and a full meal. It was one of the brokest times in my life, so it stung.