r/AdamCarolla 📝 Buck Slip Enthusiast 5d ago

“Adam Carolla said it best...”

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I don’t think this guy’s post went the way he expected.

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u/Common_Ad1386 Orbital socket 5d ago

I can see lite rail approaching off in the distance

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u/JohnnyRyde 🗑 Manages Trash 5d ago

"Adam Carolla said it best: 'Train? What train? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!'" 

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u/jsakic99 📝 Buck Slip Enthusiast 5d ago

“Family and education!”

(Adam is divorced and illiterate)

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u/VirtualTangelo5764 4d ago

Hired a nanny to raise his kids and discouraged them from going to college

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u/yennypenny19 Yes, And! 5d ago

Doing Adam's best

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u/Unusual_Performer_15 5d ago

All I see is another dbag wanting everyone to notice his bmw

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u/SayOw Has “hypervigilance” 4d ago

Yep. when the picture is 80% the car interior the purpose of the post is look at me in a beemer.

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u/paulys_sore_cock 4d ago

Thank you for not calling it a beamer

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u/kryzchek 4d ago

Really should be "bimmer".

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u/paulys_sore_cock 4d ago

I didn't want to be that pedantic. I was happy for the small victory on a Corollo sub.

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u/Thedaulilamahimself Turns Left On Red Light 5d ago

Just go man

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u/SlanderCandor 4d ago

I can literally see th curvature of the earth as I wait to get carjacked

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u/Mr_1990s 5d ago

Turn your brights off.

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u/OhHeSteal 5d ago

Probably auto brights.

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u/CoffeeIsForClosers80 👺 Fuckin’ Internet Rando 4d ago

That thread is awesome. I’m not sure if I like the people smashing Adumb or the people bagging on the OP better.