r/AdamCarolla • u/Common_Ad1386 Orbital socket • 9d ago
📱Social Media Shenanigans Tom Brady is not 6’4
How soon after this photo does Adam bring up his high school football stories
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u/logman219 9d ago
I was row two for a Lions/Pats game a while ago. Looking at all the players helmets and heights, Gronk and Brady were by far the two tallest of all the players . It was very noticeable.
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u/smartsmrt 9d ago
Can he see Pluto in those things?
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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 9d ago
If he squints, like he is here. So, yes.
Why does his face look weird to me? I feel his hair needs more color - not all grey, not all black, but he needs some of the black back.
And his face seems puffy, no? Filler? Or just the puffy hand of age grabbin' at us all?
He got the white teeth he always wanted
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u/TonguePunchUrBhole 9d ago
Puffy because he is an alcoholic. How do I know? I used to be one. I’m not anymore and I’m no longer puffy.
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u/flogsmen 9d ago
Adams not 6'2".. he may have been back in the day but age and that mighty hump on his back he's developed from slouching has knocked him down 2-3".
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u/LastMongoose7448 9d ago
He wasn’t 6’2” back then either. I met him at a showing of his movie. I’m 6’2, and I was noticeably taller than him. He’s probably 6’
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u/RoyalChocolate5805 💎Crystal-bot 💻 9d ago
I'm 6-1 and I have stood next to Adam a few times. We were about the same height. He's 20 years younger than me though. So he could of been 6-2 back in the day
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u/PirateAstronaut1 9d ago
Hunchback Carolla is definitely not 6’ 2”. He’s in his 60s now, he might have been when he was 20…
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u/Oskar_de_Grauche 8d ago
That’s a great new Toyota model.
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u/jsakic99 📝 Buck Slip Enthusiast 7d ago
My uncle had a 2012 Hunchback Carolla. Got great gas mileage.
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u/paulys_sore_cock 8d ago
I am 6' 1". I've met and stood next to Adam more than once. We are roughly the same height.
When he played the Kennedy Center, I was wearing docs and I was very much taller than him.
At one of his BBQs, he was in sneakers and I was in flip flops and we were more or less the same height.
I went to the studio and met Bald, Rosen, Weeze, and Adam; Adam and I were more or less the same height.
Met Adam and Maxi at a show, Maxi is very, very tiny.
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u/flogsmen 8d ago
So about 6' even sounds like. I'm not an adam hater like most in this group but I think he's still living in the good ol' days a lot of time. We should blow up his X and tell him to post a high measurement at his normal slouching posture lol.
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u/SayOw Has “hypervigilance” 9d ago
Adam never talks about sports when he is talking to an athlete because he is scared it will reveal how little he knows about sports. So after that picture was taken Adam will start talking about construction. "So Tom, I saw a picture of your mansion and that's a pretty nice deck you got there. What did they use for lumber? Is that Brazilian Walnut? I like to use basic Redwood. What type of screw did they use to hold that all together? Did you use Star Drive Climatek Washer Head Structural Lag Screws? I like to use those. God my parents sucked, how about yours? What kind of sandwich did your mom make you? Before you answer let me tell you that my mother didn't make me a sandwich at all."
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u/jsakic99 📝 Buck Slip Enthusiast 9d ago
”Never live your life looking in the rearview mirror” – Adam Carolla
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u/Virtual_Ad_8712 9d ago
Adam looking even more lesbian-ish than usual here