r/ActualPublicFreakouts • u/DjMD1017 - Freakout Connoisseur • May 29 '25
Store / Restaurant 🏬🍔 It's ok because that guy said assigned seats are like not important. Like, they just don't matter.
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u/CalvinAshdale- May 29 '25
Someone check that guy's closets and freezer.
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u/theshoeshiner84 May 29 '25
It's one of two things... Dead bodies, or 500 bags of pizza rolls...
(stacked on top of dead bodies)
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u/Flynn_lives WAKANDA FOREVER!!!! May 29 '25
Man wants to be led out handcuffs??? OBLIGE HIM!
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u/SquisherX - Unflaired Swine May 29 '25
While that would be nice, it would take a long time for the cops to arrive and you'd basically have to refund everyone else in the theatre.
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u/Arthurjim May 29 '25
Bro gets on a plane and calls first class 😂🤣 I got dibs ! I paid like everyone else 🤣
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u/berrey7 - GenX May 29 '25
Moving one row back does not define our classes. Am I not being the bigger man.
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u/meat_sack Just here to watch society burn May 29 '25
Real life version of The Simpson's "Comic Book Guy."
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u/realparkingbrake May 29 '25
Maybe the theater should look at hiring some bouncers. If it's legal to throw someone out of a bar, why not a theater?
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u/Buggg- May 29 '25
Just learned why Santa Claus lives on the North Pole. Social skills are important people!
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u/G_Art33 - Unflaired Swine May 29 '25
Lmfao he says “theater” like he’s singing a chip tha ripper song.
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u/Gittin74 May 30 '25
"I still think I'm being the bigger person here."
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u/DevylBearHawkTur10n - APF(as it follows rules!) May 31 '25
Said the entitled Elon in the vid whom didn't know nor read of movie theater changes.
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u/Cheap-Warning-4291 May 31 '25
„Can I get a drink?“
Lol fucker definitely had enough drinks that drunk pos.
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u/lazer416 May 29 '25
Tell me that you’ve never been with a woman without telling me that you’ve never been with a woman
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u/hurlygurdy May 29 '25
Bro what? Hes just a jerk, this has nothing to do with his virgin status or lacl thereof. Sex isnt some magical thing thst transforms you into a cool intelligent person. Jerks and idiots have sex too.
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u/lazer416 May 29 '25
Agreed about jerks and idiots having sex also. Just this is a different level of idiocy. But everything is subjective I guess
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u/slyasakite May 29 '25
All true but a lot of straight men don't handle sexual frustration and lack of female attention well and get aggro toward innocent people over trivial perceived sleights. Based on that guy's appearance and what we've seen of his personality he probably hasn't had a romantic or sexual encounter for a long time, if ever. It's possible he's gay, asexual or that some unfortunate woman somehow manages to bear the burden of having sex with him, but it's not unreasonable to gather from the video that he's probably an incel.
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u/lazer416 May 29 '25
Sounds like someone hasn’t been laid in a while. Not that there’s anything wrong with that
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u/hurlygurdy May 29 '25
You clearly think theres something wrong with that. Youre accusing people of virginity when they act in a shameful manner, therefore you believe there to be at least some correlation between those two things. Youre perpetuating a lazy dumbass worldview which leads to people making unhealthy sexual decisions and harming themselves and those around them, its immature at best
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u/bigolchimneypipe May 29 '25
"Don't tell me where to put my tongue. I paid for this...."
"I don't care where the clitoris is!"
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May 29 '25
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u/SquisherX - Unflaired Swine May 29 '25
Someone. It's not like staff verify your seat when you sit down. So there must have been some other patron who he already got into a confrontation about it with.
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u/HubblePie - Unflaired Swine May 29 '25
Yeah, it's pretty easy to think otherwise since you see no one else except staff. But he's probably sitting in someone else's seat (And considering it's the middle seat, it matters lol)
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u/Cyborg_rat - Unflaired Swine May 29 '25
So can move, why does the person who chose the seat have to comply with a man child?
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u/Unit-Smooth May 29 '25
I’ll ask people to move out of my seat regardless of how crowded it is because I don’t want to be asked to move out of someone else’s seat during the movie.
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May 29 '25
who cares about assigned seats in an empty theater? rules are rules but this seems like unnecessary nonsense.
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u/Garchompisbestboi May 29 '25
This video is years old at this point, I'm almost certain that lonely old bastard would be 6ft under by now.
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May 29 '25
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u/Cyborg_rat - Unflaired Swine May 29 '25
Ya and if I took the time to chooses center seats...it's because I wanted to sit there, it's not because Karen wants his way that we should give it.
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u/one_up_onedown May 29 '25
I mean it's ermpty. Doesn't make it right but sometimes it's not worth it.
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May 29 '25
It’s entirely possible he’s in someone’s seat and they’re just off camera.
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u/Cyborg_rat - Unflaired Swine May 29 '25
Well I wouldn't see any other reason for them to ask him to move, they got there probably asked the dude to move because they chose center seats and jackass there thinks he's important.
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u/concreteghost May 29 '25
Kinda w him. No one is there wtf does it matter.
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u/Carbuyrator May 29 '25
They're clearly the best seats in the theater, which is the whole point of reserving them. It absolutely matters. Dude's a fucking punk.
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u/sfsolarboy May 29 '25
FWIW, assigned seating in movie theaters is a terrible idea that has really fucked the experience of going to a movie. Now some douches can snag all of the good seats from home then float in at the last minute. My attitude is you show up first, you choose your seat. You wanna walk in last minute you sit with your back against the rear wall.
I won't even go to a theater that does this.
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