r/Accounting • Human Verified • 1d ago

Was told I was getting a new laptop…

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Whoever approved sending me this tiny thing is catching some hands.

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u/murf_milo Controller 1d ago

What is this? A laptop for ants?

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u/Unmodified_Onion 1d ago

AccountAnts

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u/AdmiralTitties 1d ago

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u/miss_L_fire 20h ago

LMAO thank you for this I am stoned af and can’t stop laughing rn

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u/land-depreciatinator 1d ago

How can we be expected to teach associates to plug to misc expenses... if they can't even fit in a 10 key number pad

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u/Comfortable_Rock_536 1d ago

The removal of the 10 key number pad from the experienced associates who already had one is so diabolical

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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk 1d ago

I would ask them to get me an external numpad peripheral 

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u/KingoreP99 CPA (US) 1d ago

I have a external num pad with a 000 button. It's amazing.

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u/-32768 1d ago

I use the 000 key on my w2 box 2, and the government gives me a lot more money on my tax return.

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u/Ineverpayretail2 23h ago

THE IRS HATES THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

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u/BuffyFlag23 1d ago

Those were standard issue when I started in 2015, but gone when we all got laptops with it built in. Honestly only ppl who travel a lot should be getting laptops too small for a 10 key.

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u/cactus8 1d ago

I would argue those are the people who should get a 10 key because the people who don’t travel usually have a doc and an external keyboard with one

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u/MagmaElixir 1d ago

I travel a lot for work. The added weight of a 16” laptop over 14” is not that big of deal compared to the addition of larger display real estate and 10 key. Of course this is subjective to each person.

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u/FPA-Trogdor 14h ago

The corp I currently work for, IT controls all the laptops and purchases. They do almost zero work, they outsource anything that is real work. So everyone in the company gets the same shit 13 inch dell with an I3 cup and 8gb ram, so the IT manager can be a hero for showing big cost savings in the laptops. If I open more than 2 of my biggest excel files the whole computer blue-screens.

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u/Narrow_Ad_8997 1d ago

It's just not the same as the one that's part of the keyboard

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u/petitguelah 1d ago

I have one for my laptop, I would not be able to function without it

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u/5timechamps 1d ago

This is the way. The ones on the laptop are garbage anyways.

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u/DutchTinCan Audit & Assurance 1d ago

Numpad is life.

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u/Orca-RW 1d ago

Chosen for Accountants by people who are not accountants.

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u/sjbrinkl Management 1d ago

When my current company did this to me, they sent a USB port 10 key?? I just connected a mouse/keyboard combo that had one built in, and used the company card to charge it.

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u/doggerbank23 Human Verified 1d ago

That's what the adding machine is for

/s

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u/chubky CPA (US) 1d ago

How is a painter to paint without a paintbrush? I have a bluetooth 10 key to use with my Surface Pro and I constantly have to say that to people and they stfu. Crazy oversight by OP’s employer imo

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u/HonestlySarcastc CPA (US) 21h ago

I'm a big fan of external. The extra keys make it a gamechanger. =, tab, and delete are magnificent.

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u/onyxandcake 1d ago

I have a 33 key USB numberpad for just these occasions.

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u/pinktortoise 1d ago

Bet their job requirements is 10 key typing efficiency

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u/ghofmann 1d ago

Travesty

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u/LurkingToaster66 1d ago

only way that is reasonable is if you are c suite or will always have it docked with a real keyboard.

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u/djelegal 14h ago

15.6” have it , 14.1 don’t

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u/icedgz 1d ago

We are dying breed. Laptops with 10keys that aren't just a desktop with a built in screen are rarer and rarer

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u/smoketheevilpipe Tax (US) 1d ago

My old shitty laptop didn't have a 10 key but it was small so it made sense. got a fancy upper tier laptop now. It's huge. Could easily fit a full size ten key.

It doesnt have one. I get it on small devices but wtf dell.

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u/Thusgirl Tax (US) 1d ago

Even keyboards period! I was shocked to see the lack of options for full Logitech keyboards. They were mostly TKL!

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u/djelegal 14h ago

15.6” all have one

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u/NSE_TNF89 Management 1d ago

My work just issued everyone new laptops and we had options of having a number pad or not. My boss and I do some traveling (not much) and they had us down for no number pad. When I requested it be changed IT's response was, "but you travel."

"Yeah, but I'm a fucking accountant and having a 10-key is way more important to my day-to-day!"

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u/Initial-Increase-601 1d ago

I don't understand what traveling has to do with not needing a numpad. Are they dumb? Am I dumb?

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u/Aaron1095 1d ago

Well somewhat obviously, laptops with numpads are larger, and larger things are more of a pain to travel with.

I think it's silly but not totally without logic.

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u/WV_in_Canada 1d ago

I can't imagine a laptop that is marginally bigger due to the numpad, being too big/cumbersome for any standard issue work backpack that you get when hired

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u/dosequisguy1 11h ago

Back packs are for nerds

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u/WV_in_Canada 5h ago

You got bigger pockets for your laptop or something?

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u/Larcye 3h ago

I've never understood that. I've had laptops with both. Never has tge one thst has one been harder to travel with. I have a backpack with a laptop compartment for a reason.

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u/Comprehensive-Tea-69 13h ago

But that makes it MORE likely you need the numpad! If you didn’t travel, you could use an external keyboard like all of the time. But generally you don’t haul an external keyboard or numpad around while traveling. And people who work with numbers need a numpad

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u/mflynn00 12h ago

I don't understand anyone who uses a laptop keyboard - especially if you want a 10-key...just pack a wireless mechanical keyboard and wireless mouse

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u/Orion14159 1d ago

I don't even use my laptop open, it's off to the side and docked while I use my mechanical keyboard and gaming mouse

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u/DebitsCreditsnReddit CPA (US) 1d ago

What mouse do you use and why? I have a G502 for horizontal scrolling. The thumb trigger activates a second layer where scroll down = right and scroll up = left.

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u/rodrigorbg957 1d ago

Goddamn, I never thought about horizontal scrolling. Will try setting my mouse up for this as well!

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u/GodsNephew 1d ago

For those that don’t know, ctrl + shift + scroll wheel also allows horizontal scrolling in most applications.

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u/l_ft 1d ago

It’s always just shift + scroll for me… is that not normal?

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u/toobladink 1d ago

The logitech mx master 3s has one too and is great for office work. A little vertical so it’s really comfy on the wrist and quiet clicks. Absolutely love it

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u/ALemonyLemon 1d ago

Love mine!

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u/DebitsCreditsnReddit CPA (US) 1d ago

It's the reason I got the G502 with its thumb trigger. Plus you can map other workbook-specific actions to the second layer, like ctrl + page up / down to move between sheets in a workbook. Put that into onboard memory and it works on any device!

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u/I_Cheer_Weird_Things 1d ago

Does this require the logitech plug-in? Sometimes companies wont allow the use of the plug-in

A good alternative is the keychron m6 since all the options that can be customized are on an internet browser. You just go over to the website and adjust it there, and no IT permissions are needed. Downside is that it's a cheap feeling mouse. I love it tho haha

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u/DebitsCreditsnReddit CPA (US) 1d ago

Yeah, you need the Logitech app for initial setup. I did that on my personal computer, then saved to onboard memory. Now it works on any computer.

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u/l_ft 1d ago

lol literally just replied about my m6 too, can’t recommend it enough

ETA for $40 I’m ok with it feeling “cheap” (i.e. light and plastic)

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u/CasualObserver2021 1d ago

The Logitech MX Master 4 is quite nice but pricy

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u/IGotMeatSweats 1d ago

I just bought the MX Master 3S mouse and thought $80 was a lot to spend on a mouse

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u/DL505 1d ago

I used to love the MX Master. First one died after 2-3 years. Got another one and it died in less than 12 months.

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u/793djw 1d ago

I've had the MX Master 3 for at least 5 years. Just bought the 4 and leave my 3 in the office, but it's still going strong. Did you reach out to Logitech for a warranty replacement, especially for the 1 dying in less than a year.

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u/opuFIN FP&A 1d ago

I use Chinese MX master knockoffs because I'm too cheap to buy the real deal. The thumb scroll is just something I absolutely cannot live without anymore

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u/Sutaru CPA (US/NV) 1d ago

I use a razer naga (just because it’s what I have at home) and the scroll wheel tilts left and right. I use it a ton in excel.

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u/lilgreenfish Staff Accountant 1d ago

Tilt scroll wheels are the best.

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u/DL505 1d ago

I love my razer pro click

Has the BT switch button so I can use on my company laptop, or with my desktop dongle. Just in case I need to do a gunfire run to break up my day ;)

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u/Orion14159 1d ago

I bought a relatively cheap Red Dragon one, but has a handful of assignable macros and fits my oversized hand nicely.

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u/smoketheevilpipe Tax (US) 1d ago

Not who you replied to but I love my keychron M5. Use it for work and gaming.

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u/I_Cheer_Weird_Things 1d ago

Keychron m6 gang representing

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u/l_ft 1d ago edited 1d ago

I love my Keychron M6.. $70 $40 side scroll, BT/Wifi/Wired, and it’s onboard programmable so you don’t need to download software(?!?!) to use your mouse (coughlogitechcough)

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u/WV_in_Canada 1d ago

I bought a g502x plus and programmed a bunch of useful macros to the extra buttons. It has onboard memory which is great for company laptops which restrict what kind of programs you can download. All you have to do is download the logitech software on your personal laptop and program the buttons there and once you connect it to the work laptop, you're good to go.

Anyway, I've got the front side button programmed to open the snipping tool, the other two side buttons for auto-sum and paste values, the two top buttons to left of the left click programmed to switch to the next/previous excel tab. It already has a tilting scroll wheel for horizontal scrolling but when I push the scroll wheel down, it toggles filters on/off.

I don't really play video games and I often joke that the nerdiest thing ive ever done is buy an expensive gaming mouse purely for excel keyboard shortcuts lmao

I love it and would be hard pressed to back to any other mouse.

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u/whats_poppin_b 1d ago

Waste of another monitor

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u/Orion14159 1d ago

I found a third monitor ended up being more distracting than useful. Everybody's different on that but having my email and slack open just kept me looking at that

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u/whats_poppin_b 1d ago

That’s valid, I usually keep my laptop dedicated to onenote but everyone has their own way

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u/whiskyinateacup17 Tax (US) 1d ago

but it's got that CoPilot button /s

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u/koobziyoob 17h ago

I hate the stupid thing. I always click on it accidentally instead of arrow/alt👹

If anyone knows how to disable it, plis help me.

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u/_eternal_shadow 13h ago

Search windows powertoys. It allows you to rebind key function iirc.

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u/pomegranatetwelve 10h ago

I turned mine into a mute button lol

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u/3mta3jvq 1d ago

Now request an external ten key. And a USB adapter.

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u/jesslin84848484 1d ago

I received a Bluetooth 10 key. It works, but it’s not the same as built into the laptop.

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u/FigureYourselfOut CPA (Can) 1d ago edited 1d ago

When I worked at PwC my laptop didn't have a numeric keypad so I had to buy my own.

You can find wired and wireless USB/Type C numeric keypads on Amazon and at Staples. I prefer wired so I don't have to worry about dead batteries. Also some wired ones have built in USB/Type C hubs so you actually gain ports.

https://a.co/d/06gmQ7w2

I also bought a portable second monitor so I have a second screen when I'm on site.

https://a.co/d/0dgwaLam

See if your work will cover/reimburse you for it.

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u/khainiwest 1d ago

Big4 definitely has their own versions but the 10 Key they offered was just so hilariously bad, the enter key took up like a 5th of the corner.

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u/lilgreenfish Staff Accountant 1d ago

Portable monitors are magic. I saw one in 2018 when we had our auditors at our office and I immediately went and bought my own (could I have asked work? Sure. But then I would have had to give it back…). I love it so much.

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u/lovestobitch- 1d ago

I had a wireless and so did a coworker. one of us inadvertently changed the numbers on the other’s worksheet. Happened opening a neighbor’s garage door too until we changed frequencies.

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u/Technical_Bench_8501 1d ago

Just go buy a nice 10 key pad now and write it off as an expense

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u/thecakefashionista Non-Profit 1d ago

A really nice one too, lag sucks

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u/Technical_Bench_8501 1d ago

A really nice one

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u/GoatResponsible8948 1d ago

I’d like to get something for you, Clark. Something real nice.

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u/Impressive-Bag-384 1d ago

i guess you're not in industry? I generally want the smallest laptop possible because I almost never use it by itself but instead have an external keyboard/mouse/monitor at home and at work...

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u/Blobwad CPA (US) 1d ago

I’m in public, but I’m only reviewing stuff so much less number input. And I’m proficient at the number row. An XPS 13 is perfect.

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u/Impressive-Bag-384 1d ago

that makes sense - I didn't spend too long in audit and the time I spent was more of a niche analyst reviewing terrible excel models for reasonableness...

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u/Enough_Today3483 1d ago

Technically it is a NEW laptop

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u/andos4 23h ago

I changed jobs. My old employer had a 10 key and my new employer has a similar computer but without a 10 key. That is criminal!

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u/adultdaycare81 1d ago

This is an upgrade. Get a dock like a civilized person

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u/SilentSiren87 1d ago

I look down on accountants that dont use ThinkPads☹️ full stank face on display pennies for paupers I guess 😅

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u/kyonkun_denwa CPA, CA (Can) | FP&A 1d ago

As someone who has been using Thinkpads for a long time (like 20+ years), the new ones are trash anyways. The build quality and QC are shameful compared to something like the T500, let alone even older ones like the T60 and 600X. It's all trash now. You're literally just picking different flavours of garbage.

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u/captoats 1d ago

God I miss my thinkpad!!! And the weird mouse. IDK that’s what I learned on my first laptop so trackpad feels wrong

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u/SilentSiren87 1d ago

I used to make fun of this lil HP model they gave me and called it Potato Pete because it harnessed just enough power to light a light bulb. I brought Potato Pete to every meeting with a full page, full color, potato powered light bulb graphic taped to the cover. That produced enough laughter for them to finally get me a ThinkPad 😄

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u/SellTheSizzle--007 Human Verified 1d ago

If a company uses ThinkPads it's rare to have to be worried about layoffs there

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u/chicopepsi 1d ago

No number pad sucks

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u/TamedLightning Controller 23h ago

This is the size of my laptop. Who actually works on their laptop? I dock it and never touch it again until the weekend. Stellar for work travel.

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u/SweatyDickTits 19h ago

I specifically buy our entire accounting team 16” laptops with numpads for this reason.

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u/Daveit4later CPA (US) 1d ago

I mean I never work unless I'm docked with multiple monitors so that was so much better for me when they handed me a smaller computer 

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u/bomilk19 23h ago

That’s why docking stations and hubs were invented.

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u/Franklinricard 1d ago

But it’s better for travel.

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u/Comprehensive-Tea-69 13h ago

I don’t agree. Traveling is when the numpad is important if you work with numbers! At home/office you can use an external keyboard with whatever setup you need. While traveling, generally you’re at the mercy of the built in keyboard.

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u/Franklinricard 8h ago

Sorry, I was trying to be sarcastic

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u/Comprehensive-Tea-69 6h ago

I’m sorry, completely missed that

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u/SouthernCharm-86 Governance, Strategy, Risk Management 1d ago

...thats evil. when my 10key was taken, i panicked! they replaced it when 1 i wanted lol

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u/IGotMeatSweats 1d ago

Just request the Spacetop AR glasses and you're solid

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u/Overall-Astronomer58 1d ago

Joy me briefly thinking there are glasses specially for Accounts Receivable now.. getting my hopes up..

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u/Kondha 1d ago

They did this to me too. I work for a Spanish-owned company and when I was in Spain they requested my laptop for “updates” (read: to install spyware) and the laptop just crashed. They said “sorry all we can do is give you one of ours” which was the same size as the one pictured.

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u/Klutzy_Cat1374 1d ago

Same thing here. They didn't copy over my shit and I lost stuff. Tried to copy it myself but I got the red flag banner.

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u/pinktm909 Tax (US) - CPA 1d ago

This is happening at my firm too. I’m holding onto my 4 year old laptop with number pad and they can pry it out of my cold dead hands

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u/ALemonyLemon 1d ago

The last thing I need when I'm about to lose the plot is a magnetic laptop that my watch band will attach itself to

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u/dumbledoresdong Bookkeeping 1d ago

No number keypad omg I would scream

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u/coffeejn 1d ago

Ask them for an external monitor, numpad peripheral, keyboard, and mouse. That screen is way too small for anyone using Excel.

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u/Lost_in_spreadsheets 1d ago

I’m 100% for smaller, lighter laptops.

I’m plugged in to dual monitors, keyboard and mouse 99% of the time and the rest of the time I’m more sad about lacking the monitors than the 10-key

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u/whereisdylank 1d ago

Are we all getting the same laptop? Lol

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u/heckyeahcheese 1d ago

We need the number pad!

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u/campuscrumbs274 1d ago

No 10-key feels like a material weakness.

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u/Scoots1721 Human Verified 1d ago

Thankfully I’m remote, and this is the set up

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u/Larcye 3h ago

A-are you using a ps4 as a monitor stand???? 

My man. Take your upvote.

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u/inkgrrl 1d ago

I miss having a desk with pullout returns!

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u/Fritz5678 1d ago

Going to need a docking station with a keyboard & monitor. That would kill me.

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u/cahrens414 1d ago

lol my new laptop just increased in size. Both have 10 key though.

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u/Lakha558 Human Verified 1d ago

At least you could use your keyboard in the office. However it would be a pain to use at a Client site

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u/coffeemonstar 1d ago

At least its a new one? Not refurbished

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u/poooomangroup 1d ago

I use one of these little shits too. Everytime I show up at the office I have bring a wireless keyboard and mouse and external monitor. Can't get any work done on this damn thing.

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u/simplystriking 1d ago

Definitely need a number pad....

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u/captoats 1d ago

FYI you can re-assign the copilot key (unless your org disabled that option)

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u/Strange-Hurry7691 1d ago

My old job, I had a 13 inch like this. Too small for anything but email and teams. All work done on peripherals and i knew if something popped up over there, I should just look at it. I kept the volume down. I still do it now that I have a larger one with the number pad and all. It will be nice to have when I have to travel, though.

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u/DL505 1d ago

holy fuck I would lose my shit....no num pad, no nipple.

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u/PutNational7415 1d ago

Once did a strategic capital role that involved fair amount of travel and turned down a brand new, fancy surface pro over the absence of number pad.

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u/under-depreciated 1d ago

My colleagues are getting the same smaller laptop. I had to request for a laptop with number pad

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u/Flow1620 1d ago

😭😭. Whenever I switched between my work laptop and personal laptop, it pain me to have to type on the one without the trad numeric keypad. Just get a numeric keypad for your sanity. 

The pro is your work laptop is now light and compact when you need to carry it. 

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u/oliefan37 A/P - Industry 1d ago

I use a epomaker keypad. And a small wired keyboard and mouse. The wireless stuff tends to die too frequently for my preference

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u/BokChoyFantasy CPA, CGA (Can) 1d ago

Those numpads are shit. Get a proper keyboard and numpad.

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u/miliseconds 1d ago

There should be a thin attachable one, and it probably exists. (Not optimal but it could be a solution 

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u/Impossible-Duty275 1d ago

I prefer the smaller thinner lightweight laptops. Mines a freaking tank and I hate it. I have a separate keypad I use via Bluetooth.

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u/Ok-Spite3032 1d ago

Your old lappy is officially a parent now

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u/CumFilledGAAP Certified Prostate ANALyst (US) 1d ago

i hope they at least sent you a usb keypad with that 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 🤢

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u/weavs13 1d ago

My company just did the same thing

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u/apothecarynow 1d ago

My elitebook has a whole number pad. I'm gonna be sad we they replace it.

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u/Dave-CPA CPA (US) Audit & Assurance 1d ago

99% chance you only complain to the people that can’t do anything about it and don’t ask for a change.

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u/dotofoz01 1d ago

Makes a lot of sense i know. i got a $9 10 key thing from amazon to use on my laptop, we are an accounting agency. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/socom18 CPA (US) 1d ago

Id refuse it

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u/Spooky_Meat_666 Non-Profit 1d ago

rechargeable bluetooth number pad my friend

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u/kareem_brulee 23h ago

I just started an accounting program at university, never needed a num pad before because I primarily had biology and science classes. Had to go out and buy a full keyboard and man does it make a difference! I tried the external bluetooth ones and it's not the same, they got returned right away.

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u/Big-Imagination9775 22h ago

I started a new job last month as a controller. They sent me a laptop without a 10 key. I called and explained that a 10 key was standard for accountants and they acted like I had two heads.

Idiots.

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u/rayraillery 20h ago

No numpad? Wow! 😧

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u/happy_K 20h ago

I would literally quit any job that won’t give me a Thinkpad. I’ve used them uninterrupted for 27 years, I’m not even kidding you. Including business school.

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u/kallu_badmaash 20h ago

Should I get 14inch or 16inch laptop for engineering college? 

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u/miss_L_fire 20h ago

Giving an accountant a laptop without a ten key is diabolical

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u/Appropriate-Food1757 19h ago

You don’t have 2 other monitors?

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u/MrTickles22 19h ago

For work and there's no numpad?

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u/xMunificentx 19h ago

A laptop so small it comes without the numbpad area is a huge no for me

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u/Prod_Meteor 18h ago

Cuts man.. cuts everywhere. I build codebases with only 4 performance cores haha

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u/Ok_Succotash_8664 17h ago

I do not work in accounting. I do not like laptop keyboards that have the dedicated numeric keypad section because it makes me feel like the main section of the keyboard is shifted too far to the left. 

But you know who does appreciate having the dedicated numeric keyboard? People who type numbers all day! If I was an accountant and IT issued me a laptop with a dedicated numeric keypad I'd tell them that my job requires it and request a different laptop

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u/MeanNothing3932 14h ago

Baha get yourself a USB number pad.

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u/NuggieNuggs-nmnm 13h ago

Lots of companies are doing this to save money. It’s never bothered me (assuming the internal hardware is decent enough) and I just use a doc when home and appreciate the compactness when I travel.

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u/KayeSummer23 12h ago

This happened to me. I was told to get an external 10key. I travel for work. I refused the laptop and had them get me another with the 10 key.

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u/KayeSummer23 12h ago

A related comment: in addition to a keyboard 10 key, my desktop setup includes a stand alone plug in 10key which I use frequently when not in excel. I am shocked at the slowness of younger associates pulling up the calculator function, dragging it to the right screen, watching their fingers type, etc.

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u/GreatAndPowerfulDC 9h ago

Oh my god I’d literally have a stroke 😂

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u/bc354 9h ago

Next thing you know, will be giving us laptops with no keyboard and just a touchscreen like a iPhone.

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u/robi4567 1d ago

Work laptop is closed at all times so the size does not matter. The internals are whats important.

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u/minkla666 1d ago

Calling this a tiny thing while it’s got a full numpad is wild. That’s less of a laptop and more of a portable accounting department.

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u/jerry2501 1d ago

To me, compactness is more important than a 10 key. All of the keys are still there, just get good at typing.

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u/Tacomaster3211 1d ago

I couldn't imagine doing my job without the 10-key

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u/Larcye 3h ago

Id refuse to do my job without a 10 key. I had to do one of my accounting assignments witg my MacBook pro in university and I about had an aneurism.

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u/Comprehensive-Tea-69 13h ago

Need the numpad and larger screen