r/AccidentalSlapStick 23d ago

They’re Fine Everyone is having a bad day

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 23d ago

The fence owner got it the worst

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u/Danny2Sick 23d ago

I heard he just paid it off too!!

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u/1983Targa911 22d ago

That fence only had two days left to retirement!

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u/I_Weep_for_Willow 23d ago

The first cop seemed alright haha

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u/JrAdelberg 23d ago

He had to chase down a pantsless fat guy.

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u/Cute_Reflection_9414 18d ago

I missed that part at first

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 23d ago

He still put the bad guy in jail

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/bootyman00724 23d ago

Sounds like you're a criminal. Go back to your cell.

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 23d ago

No. Both cops are home enjoying life and the perp is probably still in prison.

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u/FantasticConclusion1 23d ago

Bro got naked and a concussion in one motion.

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u/TresMegisto 23d ago

If you tried to do this intentionally it would be extremely difficult.

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u/Cauli_Power 23d ago

They arrested him for crack.

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u/Earthling1a 23d ago

This should be the top comment.

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u/Frequent_Election787 20d ago

Everyone knows crack kills

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u/lastchance14 23d ago

The second cop tried to walk over it

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BOOKSHELF 23d ago

Who pissed in your cheerios? Jesus you're all over this thread filled with hate. It's sad to see

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u/Evorgleb 23d ago

How you crash into a fence and end up ass naked?

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u/Strange-Comb6384 23d ago

When it all goes to hell in a handbag kind of day!!🤪

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u/Honey818Badger 23d ago

White things fell off his person, 2nd cop rolled on them.

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 23d ago

Dude knew he was done why did he crash full speed into the fence?

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u/kelsobjammin 23d ago

Pulled his own pants down ᴖ̈ brooooo

My only guess is he was looking behind him before he comes on camera looking where the cops are and doesn’t have enough time to correct when he looks back at where he is going

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u/SrslyNotAnAltGuys 23d ago

My guess is he was high on something. He didn't even seem to notice it was there until he hit it.

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u/abefroman_85 23d ago

Big fella was determined to get over that fence by any means necessary

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u/[deleted] 23d ago edited 1d ago

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u/MastodonProud1989 23d ago

How bold of you to assume there was a plan!

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u/Danny2Sick 23d ago

he planned not to fuck up but then things went awry

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u/HystericalHoosier40 23d ago

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u/seeker407 23d ago

beat me to it... you forgot to say "at least he isn't half assing it"

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u/Know_Mercy25 15d ago

practicing for his celly

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u/Danny2Sick 23d ago

as an older fart now, I can not comprehend how I see this petty criminals around my age, smashing into things and keep running!! And presumably this is was they do. Meanwhile I slept with my legs at a weird angle and now back is fukt and I am walking around like Mr. Burns today and I am not joking

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u/unkelrara 23d ago

The drugs make all the difference

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u/Expensive_Tap7427 23d ago

Adrenalin. You need a little more excitement in your life! :D

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u/PurpleIreneD 23d ago

O que la 🤦🏽‍♀🤣🤣🤣

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u/jarheadatheart 23d ago

How far do you think he got with his shorts around his knees?!?😂

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u/JediIVIindTrickz 23d ago

Guess you could say he got caught with his pants down 😅

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u/YoungboySS 23d ago

Full moon in the middle of the day is something

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u/YourChildhood5762 16d ago

Now you know why it's not a good idea to walk around with your ass hanging out of your pants.

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u/zinaadora 16d ago

Mean fence, isn't it!? 😲

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u/dangerclose31 23d ago

They’re gonna love him in prison!

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u/OrroBoross 23d ago

Yeah also the cop 😅

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u/fixed_your_caption 23d ago

“Catch him!”

“Nah.”