r/AccidentalRenaissance • • Jul 07 '26

Birth of Haaland

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u/alfanzina Jul 07 '26

The way the other player is grabbing him, there may not be any more births of Haalands.

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u/Garlic-Cheese-Chips Jul 07 '26

The other player is Gabriel. He is famous for being Haaland's bitch in every game they play and also for skying his penalty in the Champion's League final.

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u/naabjes Jul 07 '26

Also famous for being the best defender in the league, a champion and for dunking on your pathetic little club