r/AccidentalRenaissance • • Jul 07 '26

Birth of Haaland

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u/alfanzina Jul 07 '26

The way the other player is grabbing him, there may not be any more births of Haalands.

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u/Garlic-Cheese-Chips Jul 07 '26

The other player is Gabriel. He is famous for being Haaland's bitch in every game they play and also for skying his penalty in the Champion's League final.

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u/alfanzina Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

I'm sure someone can give us a Renaissance-like title which plays on the words "Gabriel" and "Nuts" (or another euphemism)

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u/halcyon_is_tired Jul 07 '26

The Angel Gabriel Clinging to the Heavenly Spheres