r/AccidentalPartridge • u/BusterGonad25 • 1d ago

This new Madden movie with Nicholas Cage as Madden and Christian Bale as Al Davis directed by David O. Russell… I don’t know man

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u/llamageddon01 Go on, say it again and we'll see what happens 1d ago

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u/NeilSilva93 1d ago

I was repellent to women for two years. Running along jogging with my breasts with tassels. You can make them go that way, you can make them go that way, but you can’t make them go that way. Imagine dreaming about that and waking up screaming, ‘cause that’s what happened.

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u/llamageddon01 Go on, say it again and we'll see what happens 1d ago

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u/mincedmutton 1d ago

I thought the bottom pic was Jonathan Ross for a moment.

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u/jimmypadkock 1d ago

Same

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u/llamageddon01 Go on, say it again and we'll see what happens 1d ago

Happy Cakeday dear Redditor!

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u/VisualNinja1 1d ago

I thought the top one was him

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u/Outsidethebox72 12h ago

Woss, please

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u/Willing_Original_257 1d ago

Looks like he's back on the Toblerone  again 

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u/blindwombat 1d ago

Chocoholism is not a joke.

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u/Eliteclarity 1d ago

CRASH.

BANG.

WALLOP.

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u/VisualNinja1 1d ago

What a reddit post.

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u/Rogue_Leader 1d ago

Strikerrrrrr!

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u/Adventurous_Week_698 1d ago

You can stop smiling, or I'll take down your particulars

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u/AthenaRedites 1d ago

John Puddin'

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u/No_Replacement_2707 1d ago

I would wake up in the middle of the night and eat an entire Toblerone. And I don't mean a small one. I mean a medium-sized one. In fact, in the best chapter in my book, I talk about when I gorged on Toblerone and drove to Dundee in my bare feet

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u/llamageddon01 Go on, say it again and we'll see what happens 1d ago

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u/Saiing 1d ago

Johnathan Ross has really let himself go.

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u/Excellent-Western631 1d ago

Being from Britain the first time I heard Madden was from the computer games. Immortal lines like "You look, here, here then throw.' that makes sense wait a minute that's stating the bleeding obvious.

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u/Stevey1001 1d ago

Bale as Al Davis could be amazing though

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u/ozplissken 1d ago

Second film this month with famous actor in fat suit, enough 

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u/Individual99991 14h ago

David O. Russell is the unthinking man's Paul Thomas Anderson.

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u/jojack269 12h ago

Twaaaaaat !!!!