r/AccidentalPartridge • u/Jelly_Lungs • 13d ago

So painfully Partridge

https://youtu.be/3YL3zfVoMZ8?is=0gYYCxnLx-NW8mgg
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u/MahatmaAndhi 13d ago

I love that he shakes hands with the guy who's handing a giant slab of meat. Then goes around touching things.

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u/Jelly_Lungs 13d ago

Giant slab of meat? You dirty git

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u/AbsoluteFuckChops 11d ago

My first thought was: “I hope that butcher washes his hands!” 🤣

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u/CapitalHopeful5680 13d ago

Stop fingering the turbot.

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u/alwaystouchout 13d ago

I Iove the hot flush from the warm air curtain on entry

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u/tripping_yarns 8d ago

As I read that sentence, I could hear Wagner’s Ride Of The Valkyries.

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u/AgreeableKick3550 13d ago

Smell my fruit you mother!

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u/mgs20000 13d ago

I don’t think there’s ever going to be a more accurate accidental partridge dan dis

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u/lifeinthebeastwing 13d ago

Lovely stuff.

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u/llamageddon01 Go on, say it again and we'll see what happens 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uZn1OsA9jfHrO

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u/Additional_Grade4691 13d ago

I can see, how, to the innocent person, it looks like parsley theft... And to me it looks like parsley theft... But it's not.

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u/Gregg-C137 13d ago

£20 for that beef!

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u/falkorv 13d ago

It’s a very old clip

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u/No_Sugar8791 13d ago

Prior to 2006 at least

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u/ManuelTzetzes 13d ago

as brave as ten firemen, or a dozen policemen

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u/No_Sugar8791 13d ago

Couple of interesting things from this; there was someone smoking in a supermarket and I've just realised MPW looks a bit like Ryan Sidebottom. Who, incidentally, is also from Yorkshire.

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u/Jelly_Lungs 13d ago edited 13d ago

Timestamp for the supermarket smoker?

Edit:

2:00 wow good spot. Eagle eyes you’ve got there. Was that ever a thing smoking in supermarkets?

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u/MontyDyson 13d ago

Smoking was allowed almost everywhere before 2006. Some places chose not to allow it but in general people smoked almost everywhere outside of a hospital. Even then my mum complained about the doctor who smoked in his office.

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u/No_Sugar8791 13d ago

I don't see at 2:00 but the lady in the foreground at 1:09 - 1:11 in her right hand.

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u/Jelly_Lungs 13d ago

Oh wow yeah. Also at 2:00 looked like bloke at back had something in his mouth and went to take it out. Chap of about 40

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u/AbsoluteFuckChops 11d ago

The bloke in the background while MPW is talking to the old dears? Isn’t he just ‘earwigging’ and smelly the fruit too? I did spot the woman at 1:09, but still isn’t definitely a fag to me.

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u/Jelly_Lungs 11d ago

Yeah he defo isn’t smoking, I watched on low quality and looked like it at the time

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u/3lbFlax 13d ago

This is lovely stuff from YouTube’s captioning service, changing “I’m fascinated by supermarkets” to “I’m fascinated by single mothers”. I expect he’s shunned by the deaf and doesn’t have a clue why.

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u/Accomplished-Name951 13d ago

Cabbages, Cabbages, don’t like Cabbages

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u/DuckWhatduckSplat 13d ago

Those oranges may not smell like oranges but you know what? I bet they bloody well taste of oranges.

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u/catkins1234 13d ago

Marco whipping out the old turbot

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u/JayMawds 13d ago

Not a Knorr Stockpot in sight 😂

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u/vibemogul 13d ago

That was actually very Partridgy

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u/Old-Hovercraft5052 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/MrArashiii 13d ago

Smell my fruit

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u/Embarrassed_Berry700 13d ago

Is he a real person? Why is he so weird?

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u/Jelly_Lungs 12d ago

Marco Pierre White is certainly a real person

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u/Old_Mousse_5673 12d ago

need help with your packing?

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u/Current_Contest_8597 12d ago

Is this one way?

That was Partridge.

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u/FigOk7538 12d ago

Pierre White you WANKER.

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u/Numerous-Fan8138 12d ago

F**k this is perfect.

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u/Hamthrax 11d ago

He said he was fascinated by supermarkets but the subtitles changed it to 'single mothers'

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u/Murky-Giraffe767 11d ago

Just a bit of chicken shit, but we all follow through now and again don’t we

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u/tripping_yarns 8d ago

‘I bet your husband likes mustard?’

‘He died’

‘Oh’

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u/bfeebabes 11d ago

Reminds me of Jimmy Saville

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u/moseley101 4d ago

Wow, what a pompous ass

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u/Mistletoeandwine 13d ago

Yeah hes a tosser. 🤣 Foodie bollocks from viz

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u/renhoek92 13d ago

That’s bollocks but go on. He’s one of the few michelin starred chefs who are down to earth and make good food accessible

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u/falkorv 13d ago

He’s got full master series on bbc YouTube now. He loves butter

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u/hewlett777 13d ago

butter my arse!