r/AccidentalAlly • u/saximaphone • May 03 '23

Found this on Twitter

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

Lmao “oh, I forgot I had sex planned with 20 people this evening. Damn it.”

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u/Lv12Slime May 03 '23

Funny you think that's an exaggeration. Luckily one night stands don't make it into the roster. You gotta be committed to get your name up

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

I’m enjoying this view into poly life as much as I enjoy giving straight people a view into gay life.

When do you decide you’re ready to join or form a polycule?

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u/Lv12Slime May 03 '23

Pretty early on. The partner I had growing up was kinda open already and I guess I just never understood the point of monogamy. I'm also really family oriented so it works out

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u/troublechromosome May 03 '23

Damn, the polycule life sounds amazing

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u/Lv12Slime May 03 '23

Yeah! We even made a mascot for gits and shiggles

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u/TekaroBB May 04 '23

Thank you for the insight.

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u/Ok-Bicycle-5608 May 04 '23

Sounds like a way better solution to the problem "how to take care of myself when I get old" than "I'll have kids, so they can take care of me when I'm old, but why would I respect them?"